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My Border Collie blew his anal glands last night - 'kin stunk!

 

..as my border collie is a *****,she is far too ladylike to fart.

 

My labrador a few years ago however liked to let rip!

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my whippet just licked her fanny but I really want her to lick my ****.

 

well that proves that:

 

a) the swear'o'meter protects against the word C-O-C-K

b) the swear'o'meter does not recongnize the word F-A-N-N-Y

c) I am a bestial-perverted F-U-C-K

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A border collie,is a *****

 

Why am I not able to have the word b!tch shown ?

 

It is afterall in the OED.

 

Yeah sorry about that. Basically its because 99% of the time people are using the word in its vulgar sense, and in the other 1% it's someone trying to pathetically use it in a legitmate sentence in the conquest of weak comedy.

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I believe the filter should block the word "snigger", which is dangerously close to being offensive.

 

Indeed, I find snoggers particularly vulgar, especially in swimming pools... get a room, people.

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Indeed, I find snoggers particularly vulgar, especially in swimming pools... get a room, people.

 

A changing room? Yeah I've seen those videos as well.

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I was chatting to a black bloke at a party the other night and on asking where he was from and getting the reply of Chigwell i said "ah, Chiggers"

 

I then couldn't work out whether i'd been quite offensive or if Chiggers is actually a term used by people from Chigwell...

 

Could somone please clarify?

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