CONFIRMED - Virgil Van Dijk joins on Five Year Deal

[sadoldgit]

http://one-for-the-dads.979225.n3.nabble.com/file/n2271081/23412_LegsCo_FunkinforJamaica_122_32lo.jpg

 

New Nike away kit

[pluto]

We cant wait until the end of august and get rogered by someone paying him more wages.

[sadoldgit]

The more I see of him (e.g. last night) plus these paper reports, his choice of girlfriend etc, the less I want him at the club. Last night he looked pretty lazy, slack, casual. Hardly striving with every sinew for the win. I'm not sure he has the right attitude. I know that the club are supposed to be great at doing this sort of 'homework' so hopefully they know what they are doing. We have such a good dressing room, the last thing we need is a bad influence. Maybe it could work the other way and the professionalism of our squad could impact on him? He's only a young man so maybe the Prem is just what he needs to raise his game and his attitude.

 

Sounds like he has modelled himself on a certain John Terry!

[Crowder67]

The more I see of him (e.g. last night) plus these paper reports, his choice of girlfriend etc, the less I want him at the club. Last night he looked pretty lazy, slack, casual. Hardly striving with every sinew for the win. I'm not sure he has the right attitude. I know that the club are supposed to be great at doing this sort of 'homework' so hopefully they know what they are doing. We have such a good dressing room, the last thing we need is a bad influence. Maybe it could work the other way and the professionalism of our squad could impact on him? He's only a young man so maybe the Prem is just what he needs to raise his game and his attitude.

 

Last night was the worst he's played in a long time. To be honest, I don't think his attitude in general is a problem at all. He's been linked with clubs for over a year and he's always put in the effort. I think that he thinks he's too good for this league up here (which he is) and it affects his concentration at times.

 

The whole team was awful last night so I'll put it down to a one off.

[trousers]

@ Today's press conference...

 

Journo: "Has the club made a bid for VvD?"

Koeman (in a cagey trying not to give anything away kinda way): "I don't know"

Edited 13 August, 2015 by trousers

[Toadhall Saint]

Last night was the worst he's played in a long time. To be honest, I don't think his attitude in general is a problem at all. He's been linked with clubs for over a year and he's always put in the effort. I think that he thinks he's too good for this league up here (which he is) and it affects his concentration at times.

 

The whole team was awful last night so I'll put it down to a one off.

 

I'll side with you on that one - anyone who judges someone based on their choice of girlfriend ( ok not just that) is a bit over judgemental and smacks of desperation

[Toadhall Saint]

@ Today's press conference...

 

Journo: "Has the club made a bid for VvD?"

Koeman (in a cagey trying not to give anything way kinda way): "I don't know"

 

Got to love him!

[Saint_Ash]

Says we're still after a CB

[Whitey Grandad]

Says we're still after a CB

 

Who do we know with those initials?

[DT]

Who do we know with those initials?

 

Chris Boardman?

On yer bike!

[Saint_Ash]

Chris Boardman?

On yer bike!

Claud Butler bike?

[mrfahaji]

Who do we know with those initials?

 

Chris Baird? Right position as well

[wild-saint]

The more I see of him (e.g. last night) plus these paper reports, his choice of girlfriend etc, the less I want him at the club. Last night he looked pretty lazy, slack, casual. Hardly striving with every sinew for the win. I'm not sure he has the right attitude. I know that the club are supposed to be great at doing this sort of 'homework' so hopefully they know what they are doing. We have such a good dressing room, the last thing we need is a bad influence. Maybe it could work the other way and the professionalism of our squad could impact on him? He's only a young man so maybe the Prem is just what he needs to raise his game and his attitude.

 

You dont like hi choice of girlfriend? I gues you would prefer her to have a hairy pair of balls and 8" ****?

[mcbendy]

You dont like hi choice of girlfriend? I gues you would prefer her to have a hairy pair of balls and 8" ****?

 

I just think having a porn star dolly bird doesn't reflect well on his character. Suggests he has an ego that needs massaging (or something like that...) and might not be the ideal team player.

[Mouldy Coat]

I just think having a porn star dolly bird doesn't reflect well on his character. Suggests he has an ego that needs massaging (or something like that...) and might not be the ideal team player.

.

 

Doesn't reflect well on his character!!? Well I would have been damn happy playing hide the sausage with a porn star bird at that age for a bit of fun. he doesn't have to marry it. I don't think it is just his ego getting massaged!! Lol

[Spaceman Spiff]

.

 

Doesn't reflect well on his character!!? Well I would have been damn happy playing hide the sausage with a porn star bird at that age for a bit of fun. he doesn't have to marry it. I don't think it is just his ego getting massaged!! Lol

 

"it"

[Beckenham Saint]

.

 

Doesn't reflect well on his character!!? Well I would have been damn happy playing hide the sausage with a porn star bird at that age for a bit of fun. he doesn't have to marry it. I don't think it is just his ego getting massaged!! Lol

 

[shurlock]

I don't like his overgelled haircut, like some s**t, outdated character from Coming to America or Red Dwarf. There I said "it".

[Mouldy Coat]

It it it it it it it there you go does that offend you!!!? What about 'it' with big knockers!!? Jeez man chill

[landford.saint]

I just think having a porn star dolly bird doesn't reflect well on his character. Suggests he has an ego that needs massaging (or something like that...) and might not be the ideal team player.

 

It's not his Ego that he is thinking of getting massaged.. ?

[Spaceman Spiff]

It it it it it it it there you go does that offend you!!!? What about 'it' with big knockers!!? Jeez man chill

 

5 exclamation marks and 2 question marks suggest you're the least chilled one here.

[Mouldy Coat]

Also if she really is a porn star, by definition many people rightly or wrongly would consider her a slut, which is worse than calling her an it.

[hypochondriac]

5 exclamation marks and 2 question marks suggest you're the least chilled one here.

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so angry!!!????

[CanadaSaint]

I just think having a porn star dolly bird doesn't reflect well on his character. Suggests he has an ego that needs massaging (or something like that...) and might not be the ideal team player.

 

Jeez, if criteria like that make their way into pro sports, the PL will be down to five-a-side, NFL football will be played without quarterbacks, and NBA basketball is completely finished.

 

A large amount of nooky always has been, is, and always will be one of the unofficial perks.

[Saint_Abroad]

I don't like his overgelled haircut, like some s**t, outdated character from Coming to America or Red Dwarf. There I said "it".

 

[benjii]

- Did you have a good day babes?

 

- Yesssshhh. We make a good training, en mein opinion, and have some chipssh. It is good. And you?

 

- Well, I sucked a todger and flicked my bean for a bit, then I had one up the bum and one in the *****. There was about ten mins of pounding then they both spunken en mein face.

[Whitey Grandad]

- Did you have a good day babes?

 

- Yesssshhh. We make a good training, en mein opinion, and have some chipssh. It is good. And you?

 

- Well, I sucked a todger and flicked my bean for a bit, then I had one up the bum and one in the *****. There was about ten mins of pounding then they both spunken en mein face.

 

Yes but which one is Virgil?

[DT]

Also if she really is a porn star, by definition many people rightly or wrongly would consider her a slut, which is worse than calling her an it.

 

She has VVD

[Wade Garrett]

 

"That boy's good"

[Spaceman Spiff]

Also if she really is a porn star, by definition many people rightly or wrongly would consider her a slut, which is worse than calling her an it.

 

Not sure I agree. Humanity denied vs value judgement of flawed humanity.

 

The language of genocide often seeks to dehumanise the victim (e.g. "vermin") just like you're doing with "it".

 

I'm not saying this makes you as bad as Hitler. I'd need to know a little more about you to make that assessment.

[Mouldy Coat]

Not sure I agree. Humanity denied vs value judgement of flawed humanity.

 

The language of genocide often seeks to dehumanise the victim (e.g. "vermin") just like you're doing with "it".

 

I'm not saying this makes you as bad as Hitler. I'd need to know a little more about you to make that assessment.

 

Righto

[sotonist]

on behalf of pornographic actors everywhere I demand reparations for your callous disregard of our proud culture and traditions.

[Beckenham Saint]

Also if she really is a porn star, by definition many people rightly or wrongly would consider her a slut, which is worse than calling her an it.

 

- Did you have a good day babes?

 

- Yesssshhh. We make a good training, en mein opinion, and have some chipssh. It is good. And you?

 

- Well, I sucked a todger and flicked my bean for a bit, then I had one up the bum and one in the *****. There was about ten mins of pounding then they both spunken en mein face.

 

[hypochondriac]

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Comparable with playing for celtic then.

[thorpie the sinner]

And finally the thread descends into complete farce! Quite frankly surprised it lasted this long..

[CB Fry]

Maybe the club will run some kind of competition after he's signed and she's settled in the area.

[Mouldy Coat]

If he signs and she starts bringing lots of porn star sluts with her to the games, watch how suddenly the itchen Chapel corner seats right underneath the players and wives box (aka wag box) gets sold out first every week

[Shroppie]

On the basis that all the protracted transfer threads in the past have ended in anticlimax (Ramirez, Oswaldo, Skacel etc), beginning to hope this doesn’t happen.

 

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[Suhari]

On the basis that all the protracted transfer threads in the past have ended in anticlimax (Ramirez, Oswaldo, Skacel etc), beginning to hope this doesn’t happen.

 

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Big Vic dragged out for a while.

 

So did Pelle.

[Shroppie]

Big Vic dragged out for a while.

 

So did Pelle.

The exception proves the rule?

 

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[whelk]

In the bag..... 6/1 to stay at Celtic .....

[SNSUN]

In the bag..... 6/1 to stay at Celtic .....

 

I wonder what the odds are for Rodgers to swoop in with a late bid for Liverhampton to sign a player that they'd probably be interested in after a year playing for us...

[Toadhall Saint]

It's all gone very quiet. Generally a good sign with SFC.

[thorpie the sinner]

TBF, it is generally understood there will be no movement until CFC have played Malmo! Waiting game is a pain in the arse!

[S-Clarke]

TBF, it is generally understood there will be no movement until CFC have played Malmo! Waiting game is a pain in the arse!

 

But once they have, it will probably be announced the next day!

[thorpie the sinner]

But once they have, it will probably be announced the next day!

 

Probably after they get beaten 4-0 in the first leg hopefully!!

[CB Saint]

Why can't they just give Scotland an automatic group stage spot. It would save us all this bother every summer when we go raiding up north.

[Roger]

Any one know what decade this may happen?

[Saint IQ]

Him and Bertrand being in the first team couldn't come any sooner. Hopefully get a decent result against the Danish on Thursday, play like we did today and I doubt we will.

[sotonist]

have to hope he doesn't have a choice of us or everton.