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The cynic and/or pessimist in me is wondering what the catch is....does seem slightly too good to be true. Good job I'm mainly an optimist though :)

 

The catch is that he has ACTUALLY signed for Arsenal and they are just loaning him to us for a year.

Posted

Typical BBC b0ll0x -

"There have been plenty of players going the other way through the St Mary's stadium revolving doors but this time it's a player coming in." I reckon that there have been 4 out, including Toby ( who wasn't ours ) and Osvaldo, and 5 have so far come in.

Posted
Typical BBC b0ll0x -

"There have been plenty of players going the other way through the St Mary's stadium revolving doors but this time it's a player coming in." I reckon that there have been 4 out, including Toby ( who wasn't ours ) and Osvaldo, and 5 have so far come in.

The answer must be either 3 (Clyne, Schneiderlin and Osvaldo) or 6 (Alderweireld, Elia and Djuricic). Personally I think 3 is the correct answer.

Posted

He stands at only 4 foot 6

Jordi, Jordi

He won't make many headed flicks

Jordi, Jordi

He's small, it's true he's not very long

He cost three quarters of a $hlong

Jordi Clause Southampton's midget man.

Posted

I can't believe the Club waited until people had renewed their season tickets before making this announcement. Outrageous.

 

#playedforfools

Posted
I can't believe the Club waited until people had renewed their season tickets before making this announcement. Outrageous.

 

#playedforfools

 

This is an attempt at irony or comedy isn't it? The guy will be one of the top 10 midfielders in the league this season.

Posted

Hesitant to judge purely on videos but this guy looks like exactly what we've needed since we came back to the Prem, a central midfielder who can put a ball through for the attackers inch perfect and crack the ball from the edge of the box as well.

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Looks like a bargain right now, but I bet Feyenoord made sure there's a whopping sell on clause!

 

Feyenoord doesn't even know what a whopping sell on clause means... :(

However, the only reliable (as far as that goes..) source in Holland (De Telegraaf) says 9,5 million pounds upfront and 1 million pounds extra when Clasie plays a certain amount of games. So 10,5 million pounds in total, still a bargain for Southampton considering the ridiculous fees for other players in the PL and a fairly good deal for Feyenoord. And a happy Clasie off course...

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Looks like a bargain right now, but I bet Feyenoord made sure there's a whopping sell on clause!

 

My thoughts exactly. Feyenoord expect us to increase his value, 3 years time likely will get 25% of a £15-20m fee. Pure speculation on my part but can see this scenario. Still good deal though!

Posted
This is an attempt at irony or comedy isn't it? The guy will be one of the top 10 midfielders in the league this season.

 

Well I can remember exactly this type of excitable talk on here when Gaston signed. So please forgive me if I wait a few months before proclaiming him the next 'big thing' - even if he is only 4'6'' ;)

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Id anyone's wondering, he's actually 5 ft 7.

 

Very short in the big mans world of the middle of the park in the Premier League, especially if you do not have a strong build. Will be interesting to see how he copes off the ball.

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What do you think, need help finishing two lines

 

 

He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , classie classie

He'll take us to the champions league, classie classie

He wears the shirt of schneiderlin

He gets the ball and .....

Jordie Classie Southampton .......

Posted

He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , classie classie

He'll take us to the champions league, classie classie

He wears the shirt of schneiderlin

He gets the ball and Bangs them in

Jordie Classie Southampton .......

Posted

He stands just over five foot three, Jordy Jordy

 

He’ll take us to the Champions League, Jordy, Jordy

 

He’s very small and hard to see

 

Some ask ‘who the **** is he?’ - (this line needs replacing, probably)

 

Jordy Clasie, Southampton’s number four

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He stands at only 4 foot 6

Jordi, Jordi

He won't make many headed flicks

Jordi, Jordi

He's small, it's true he's not very long

He cost three quarters of a $hlong

Jordi Clause Southampton's midget man.[/quote

Check it out he's 5ft 7" so the verse should be sent from Heaven!

PS. Frannie was only a couple of inches taller so it's more with the feet than the forehead.

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Congrats to you guys on signing our little meastro! Sad and happy at the same time to see him go.

Already was a big fan of the Saints with Koeman and Pelle joining, will be watching even more now.

 

 

This is a game I will never forget, Clasie was a real leader that night.

 

Clasie shot @ 50:13

1-0 @ 1:04:00

2-0 @ 1:31:30

 

A little off topic but any of you guys having the privilege to be watch him shine one more time in the most beautiful stadium in the world next week? Hope you guys can go far in Europe this season !

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He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , classie classie

He'll take us to the champions league, classie classie

He wears the shirt of schneiderlin

He gets the ball and Bangs them in

Jordie Classie Southampton .......

 

 

Potential....any advances

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Congrats to you guys on signing our little meastro! Sad and happy at the same time to see him go.

Already was a big fan of the Saints with Koeman and Pelle joining, will be watching even more now.

 

 

This is a game I will never forget, Clasie was a real leader that night.

 

Clasie shot @ 50:13

1-0 @ 1:04:00

2-0 @ 1:31:30

 

A little off topic but any of you guys having the privilege to be watch him shine one more time in the most beautiful stadium in the world next week? Hope you guys can go far in Europe this season !

 

Thanks for that I am going to watch that entire game later and just watch him to get a decent perspective as he was awesome in the Ajax away game this season so always nice to get some another game in to view.

 

Will report back this evening once I've finished with today's Tour De France :D

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Potential....any advances

 

He stands just over five foot three, Jordy Jordy

 

He’ll take us to the Champions League, Jordy, Jordy

 

He’s very small but hard as nails

 

He'll win the ball he never fails

 

Jordy Clasie, Southampton’s midfield machine

Posted

Tut Tut. Several song attempts and none so far mentioning the essentials, the country he's from, his dietary preferences and whether he hates Pompey or not.

Posted

He stands just over 5ft 3 Clasie, Clasie

He'll take us to the Champions League Clasie, Clasie

He might be small but he's hard as f***

and when he scores it won't be luck

Jordy Clasie Southampton's number 4

Posted

Did we ever make use of the old Balotelli song from his City days? Could work well with Jordy Clasie. Oooooh Jordy Clasie, he's a... etc. Someone else can think of the rest :p

Posted

He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , classie classie

He'll take us to the champions league, classie classie

He wears the shirt of schneiderlin

He gets the ball and we hate pompey

Jordie Classie Southampton we hate pompey

Posted
Did we ever make use of the old Balotelli song from his City days? Could work well with Jordy Clasie. Oooooh Jordy Clasie, he's a... etc. Someone else can think of the rest :p

 

I like the Pelle one for that:

 

Oh Graziano, he's a striker, he's f***ing class

he drives up Shirley High Street buying hair gel for his head

Then he'll pull your missus and he'll f*** her in your bed

Oh Graziano....

Posted
He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , classie classie

He'll take us to the champions league, classie classie

He wears the shirt of schneiderlin

He gets the ball and we hate pompey

Jordie Classie Southampton we hate pompey

 

Can we get a few more "we hate pompey"'s on this?

 

He stands at nearly 5ft 3 , clasie clasie

He'll take us to the champions league, clasie clasie

He wears the shirt of schneiderlin

He gets every ball he tries to win

Jordy Clasie Southamptons *something" machine

Posted
Tut Tut. Several song attempts and none so far mentioning the essentials, the country he's from, his dietary preferences and whether he hates Pompey or not.

 

He stands just over five foot three, Jordy Jordy

He’ll take us to the Champions League, Jordy, Jordy

He's wears the shirt of Schneiderlin,

He's Dutch and he hates pompey much,

Jordy Clasie, Southampton’s midfield machine

 

Not bad if I do say so myself!:p

Posted
You are my Jordy,

My Jordy Clasie,

Our little dutchman, in the midfield,

(Can't think of anything for this line)

Please don't take our Jordy away..

 

Good song for him :-)

 

You are my Jordy,

My Jordy Clasie,

Our little dutchman, in the midfield,

You might be tiny, but we still love you

So, please don't take our Jordy away..

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If only he'd signed for Newcastle, we could sing about Jordy the Geordie. Shame we got him, really, the songs aren't up to much

 

Jordy

Jordy from Haarlem (Angel of Harlem)

 

I can't fit "friets mit mayo" into the tune though

Posted
Good song for him :-)

 

You are my Jordy,

My Jordy Clasie,

Our little dutchman, in the midfield,

You might be tiny, but we still love you

So, please don't take our Jordy away..

 

No, no, no. It does not contain the vital element:

 

You are my Jordy,

My Jordy Clasie,

Our little dutchman, in the midfield,

You may be tiny, but you hate Pompey,

So, please don't take our Jordy away..

Posted
He stands just over 5ft 3 Clasie, Clasie

He'll take us to the Champions League Clasie, Clasie

He might be small but he's hard as f***

and when he scores it won't be luck

Jordy Clasie Southampton's number 4

I've got a feeling this could catch on in the Itchen North next season, love it.

 

Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Posted
No, no, no. It does not contain the vital element:

 

You are my Jordy,

My Jordy Clasie,

Our little dutchman, in the midfield,

You may be tiny, but you hate Pompey,

So, please don't take our Jordy away..

 

:toppa:

Posted

i saw my mate, the other day,

he said to me we've signed the new Xavi.

so i asked, "who is he?",

"he said he goes by the name of Jordy classie!"

Jordy Classie, Jordy classie, he goes by the name of Jordy classie

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