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I think I have finally arrived on this site after 4000 posts, always a delight to receive your first face palm lol! I do wholeheartedly apologise for my indolent grammar. Ahmm, could you anyone possibly furnish me with the time that todays press conference will take place? Thanking you in advance...

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I think I have finally arrived on this site after 4000 posts, always a delight to receive your first face palm lol! I do wholeheartedly apologise for my indolent grammar. Ahmm, could you anyone possibly furnish me with the time that todays press conference will take place? Thanking you in advance...

 

So sorry matey, if only I'd known it was your first time, I'd have tried to make it so much more special and been extra gentle with you ;)

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No need to apologise, it made me laugh on a Monday for the first time in 15 years lol!

 

LOL ... glad to be of service, but do not ever use the term "Tekkers" as I might not be so gentle next time :scared:

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I don't even know what that means lol

 

Well done .... you have redeemed yourself!!

 

Used by the same sort of people who'd say "Presser." Trendy football slang for "technique".

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Can we have a poll please what is worse; the term presser or the face palm icon.

 

Can we add single item reply posts that contain a shîte gif or meme image?

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What about 'taters' also?

 

Have to put my hand up and admit to being guilty on that score :(

But in my defence I will say it was during Match Threads where time was of the essence to get a post in asap ;)

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I bet you write Merro as well.. ;-)

 

Completely the opposite in fact, ... I address him by his full title of "Whispering Dave "What Saints don't want to do now is .... " Merrington" ;)

 

Most of my Match Day Posts just about make it onto the Thread after the final whistle has blown and before the thread is locked!!

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Well done .... you have redeemed yourself!!

 

Used by the same sort of people who'd say "Presser." Trendy football slang for "technique".

 

Would you be annoyed if someone was reported to have scored a worldie for the ressies? :)

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Would you be annoyed if someone was reported to have scored a worldie for the ressies? :)

 

Damn you .... I was wondering whether to admit that "worldie" would be the final straw :x

 

If in todays Presser, Roko (ouch) said that the players had shown great tekkers in training and Jay Rod had scored some worldies, I'll scream!!

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News doesn't get better than this, the backdrop to the 2015/16 Staplewood press conferences...

 

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Veho must be chuffed to have their brand alongside global giants (love em or hate em) Carlsberg and Adidas.

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Bertrand has has op on both knees out for a few weeks.

 

Another example of something happening at Southampton that nobody had a clue about yet the world and his wife seem to think they know whats happening with Toby, Morgan, the tea lady etc etc

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Yup but it'll give Targett a decent run pre-season.

Except that Targett will be 2 weeks behind pre-season as he is not due back until next week (along with Prowsey). Gives them only a couple of weeks before Europa League.

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Well done .... you have redeemed yourself!!

 

Used by the same sort of people who'd say "Presser." Trendy football slang for "technique".

 

And "worldie", FFS. W@nkers.

 

Facepalms, especially mcinnes facepalms, are perfectly acceptable.

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cheers for the link.

 

guess after this Martina lass, it will be a Toby or a CB and a replacement for Morgan when he goes and then we are done

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cheers for the link.

 

guess after this Martina lass, it will be a Toby or a CB and a replacement for Morgan when he goes and then we are done

 

Won't stop people banging on about Charlie Austin I bet.

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I wish you could hear the questions being asked in the press conferences. Koeman has a mic so fine but can't ever hear the questions!

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cheers for the link.

 

guess after this Martina lass, it will be a Toby or a CB and a replacement for Morgan when he goes and then we are done

 

Nah. We clearly want a Elia replacement.

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Nah. We clearly want a Elia replacement.

 

In terms of attacking players it may have balanced out already...

 

2014/15 squad - Djuricic & Elia

2015/16 squad - Rodriguez & Juanmi (plus potentially Ramirez)

Edited by Matthew Le God

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