buctootim Posted 15 June, 2015 Author Posted 15 June, 2015 She's got the longest tongue in the world. You wouldn't feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien?
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 June, 2015 Posted 15 June, 2015 She's got the longest tongue in the world. You wouldn't feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien? Or just the smallest head?
mcjwills Posted 15 June, 2015 Posted 15 June, 2015 Gonna be many a Lesbian that will look forward to seeing this young lady.
SNSUN Posted 15 June, 2015 Posted 15 June, 2015 She'd be useful if you get bum hole itch. Freakishly long fingers do a similar job, but occasionally if the fingernail is too long, it can cause ruptures. Tongues are smoother, hence less pain can be caused. (The same can be applied to ear wax cleaning, athletes foot, and peehole itch.)
buctootim Posted 15 June, 2015 Author Posted 15 June, 2015 She'd be useful if you get bum hole itch. Freakishly long fingers do a similar job, but occasionally if the fingernail is too long, it can cause ruptures. Tongues are smoother, hence less pain can be caused. (The same can be applied to ear wax cleaning, athletes foot, and peehole itch.) Smooth! Put those reasons in your chat up line, she wont be able to resist.
PhilippineSaint Posted 15 June, 2015 Posted 15 June, 2015 I can lick the inside of my own nostril and never had a complaint from a girl about oral so she will probably make a fortune in XXX movies.
sussexsaint Posted 15 June, 2015 Posted 15 June, 2015 Just consider for a second what she will look like with that all folded up in her mouth, and indeed how she will talk. And this is my beautiful wife Sandra ' Heth lo, thorry about the thpittle I hath a mathive tung' 'oookaay' 'She can do amazing things with that tongue though Dave' 'I'm sure she can, good luck with that'
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 June, 2015 Posted 15 June, 2015 I can lick the inside of my own nostril and never had a complaint from a girl about oral so she will probably make a fortune in XXX movies. Just wait until all the snot that you've put in there starts coagulating and then she'll start complaining.
Deano6 Posted 16 June, 2015 Posted 16 June, 2015 I can lick the inside of my own nostril and never had a complaint from a girl about oral so she will probably make a fortune in XXX movies. She's going to be a pornstar just because you've never got laid and have disgusting hygiene habits?
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