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Topically, I gave up smoking early last year.

Last night as others around me were supposedly smoking they're "last fag ever", I held one to my lips and nearly lit it. Only my wife's timely intervention saved me from the jokers, who thought it funny to tell me it contained only cannabis. They had mixed the good weed with bad weed the bastards. :smt012

 

Still I had the last laugh, as I grassed (lol) them to the man on the door for smoking in the toilets and they are now banned for life. Ha Ha suckers! :smt044

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They need to sort girls' toilets out though seriously. Forever standing in the gents with women coming in and drunkenly apologising for using a trap. Puts me right off my leisurely **** as I have to yank the donkey in to be polite. :mad:

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