Bucks Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 I have just heard knocking. He is still with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 How will future post match drink JCLs find us in a busy pub, now that the man with a built in clipboard in the air is banned? Sad days As owner of the Saintsweb post match drinks club, I'm happy to confirm that Pap will always be an honorary member, no matter how much he may or may not offend me in the future. If he ever does need disciplining, it will involve a kick up the bum, not a banning. Batman is also very welcome too. In fact, actively encouraged to join us. Yours sincerely, Ms Lou of Coxford. PS. ??built in clipboard in the air?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 How will future post match drink JCLs find us in a busy pub, now that the man with a built in clipboard in the air is banned? Sad days Hahahahahaha, what a genius expression! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 As owner of the Saintsweb post match drinks club, I'm happy to confirm that Pap will always be an honorary member, no matter how much he may or may not offend me in the future. If he ever does need disciplining, it will involve a kick up the bum, not a banning. Batman is also very welcome too. In fact, actively encouraged to join us. Yours sincerely, Ms Lou of Coxford. PS. ??built in clipboard in the air?? It doesn't matter where you are, or who you are, you will always recognise Pap. I think that is his point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 It doesn't matter where you are, or who you are, you will always recognise Pap. I think that is his point. that is definitely the case with The Pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Rarely agreed with him but he was always articulate when arguing that bears don't **** in the woods. Lets hope his forum absence is short term and he can use his time away for a period of contemplation and a hair cut. I concluded he was alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Quite glad to see the back of him TBH, always wanted to lecture people. And he needs bloody haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 I want in on this free drink too! I'll line up the shandies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 As owner of the Saintsweb post match drinks club, I'm happy to confirm that Pap will always be an honorary member, no matter how much he may or may not offend me in the future. If he ever does need disciplining, it will involve a kick up the bum, not a banning. Batman is also very welcome too. In fact, actively encouraged to join us. Yours sincerely, Ms Lou of Coxford. PS. ??built in clipboard in the air?? Be easy on batman. He brings a lot of s**t onto himself; but without intending it, some of your posts come across as adding salt to the wounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Be easy on batman. He brings a lot of s**t onto himself; but without intending it, some of your posts come across as adding salt to the wounds. Ok, fair go. I'm not intending to, and I wasn't joking about him joining us because it always breaks down barriers. I don't like people being picked on, not a nice feeling. Pap pushes it, but this was just an odd scenario as nothing that extreme seemed to have happened. But I'm glad you're sticking up for Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Ok, fair go. I'm not intending to, and I wasn't joking about him joining us because it always breaks down barriers. I don't like people being picked on, not a nice feeling. Pap pushes it, but this was just an odd scenario as nothing that extreme seemed to have happened. But I'm glad you're sticking up for Batman. Tbf you have only been roubd it all for a few months. This sort of thing has been going on for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 This is getting like George Orwell's 1984. Pap is Boxer, the horse sent to the glue factory by Steve Grant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 This is getting like George Orwell's 1984. Pap is Boxer, the horse sent to the glue factory by Steve Grant. You're mixing your Orwell references, Wade Garrett. Boxer is from Animal Farm, but your 1984 reference is much better; with pap as Winston Smith finding himself persecuted by the Thought Police. Anyway in animal farm, pap would be Snowball - who got an ice pick that made his ears burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Do me Bletch, Do me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Do me Bletch, Do me! Even Mrs Bletch isn't that eager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Btw Tokes, Lou is awarding bonuses to posters who persuade women to sign up to Saintsweb. Will you consider paying your fiver, pretty please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 15 May, 2015 ffs Pap is trying to get me to sign up for papsweb but I am a busy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 i would prob defect to papsweb if papsweb was real thing! i have lost faith in saintswebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Even Mrs Bletch isn't that eager. Depends whether Bletch is there or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 I guess Pap might end up on the Ugly with Barry - although probably best not to take that back-lit selfie with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 I guess Pap might end up on the Ugly with Barry - although probably best not to take that back-lit selfie with him. or on papsweb with all the cool kids. cya l8r shitlords! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 or on papsweb with all the cool kids. cya l8r shitlords! Or he could wreak havoc on mumsnet for a week or two like you did, until the heat dies down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 (edited) i would prob defect to papsweb if papsweb was real thing! i have lost faith in saintswebs It is a real thing...Although just seen you're on it so guess you know that. Edited 15 May, 2015 by Unbelievable Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 You're mixing your Orwell references, Wade Garrett. Boxer is from Animal Farm, but your 1984 reference is much better; with pap as Winston Smith finding himself persecuted by the Thought Police. Anyway in animal farm, pap would be Snowball - who got an ice pick that made his ears burn. Whatever happened to the heroes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 or on papsweb with all the cool kids. cya l8r shitlords! Is Deppo on there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Papsweb is, well, webby, yes and er, new, and not very popular. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Papsweb is, well, webby, yes and er, new, and not very popular. Yet. Only one way to change that, Bucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Only one way to change that, Bucks... Bit harsh to shut it down so soon. A double ban even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Bit harsh to shut it down so soon. A double ban even. Ha, you're on a roll today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Bit harsh to shut it down so soon. A double ban even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Ha, you're on a roll today! It happens occasionally. Surprising today seeing as I have tuberculosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 ���� It happens occasionally. Surprising today seeing as I have tuberculosis. Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 The well trodden route of the post-ban breakaway forum. Not the first. Not the last. We salute you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Seriously? He's just being a Charlie Big Potatoes (Check me out Bletch!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 RIP pap. None of the good posters post here any more and you can see why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Seriously? Must have. Got all the symptoms: 1) cough 2) sore throat 3) I am a bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Must have. Got all the symptoms: 1) cough 2) sore throat 3) I am a bloke Oh crap. Man flu. Get to bed Bucks. You can't go to a footie game if you're ill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Perhaps he has gone to the marbles forum, washing machine forum or 'TSF completes my life'. Them were the days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 The well trodden route of the post-ban breakaway forum. Not the first. Not the last. We salute you. Sign-up CB Fry. You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 Just call me Douglas Carswell. I defected to Papsweb, posted something I genuinely thought and still think is hilarious. Apropos of nothing, bish bosh bathos. Effing forum comedy gold. Now, on reflection it was probably on the impenetrable side of dry. Landlord Pap didn't get it and he replied genuinely which makes me feel sad. I honestly thought he might guess it was me. Oh well, good luck with Papsweb, Pap. This site won't be the same without him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 It is a real thing...Although just seen you're on it so guess you know that. You're not wrong UJ. As I'm feeling downright subversive tonight, here's the link. I hope you all realise I'm posting this at potentially huge personal cost. Foucault's Pendulum doesn't even come close. Should I fail to turn up for post-match libations tomorrow, you'll be able to guess the fate that will have befallen me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 You're not wrong UJ. As I'm feeling downright subversive tonight, here's the link. I hope you all realise I'm posting this at potentially huge personal cost. Foucault's Pendulum doesn't even come close. Should I fail to turn up for post-match libations tomorrow, you'll be able to guess the fate that will have befallen me. I don't get what that is. I end up with a load of info in Portuguese about Avast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 15 May, 2015 Share Posted 15 May, 2015 I don't get what that is. I end up with a load of info in Portuguese about Avast. Try this: http://sotonians.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 16 May, 2015 Share Posted 16 May, 2015 Pap has deleted his reply to my one and only contribution to his nascent forum. My thread is still there for now for all you CB Fry completists. 22 views. Zero replies. Oh well. Sorry Pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 16 May, 2015 Share Posted 16 May, 2015 Try this: http://sotonians.com Christ. How the IT are fallen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 16 May, 2015 Share Posted 16 May, 2015 Try this: http://sotonians.com Thanks, thought for a minute Pap had gone all avant-garde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 May, 2015 Share Posted 17 May, 2015 or on papsweb with all the cool kids. cya l8r ****lords! ffs Pap is trying to get me to sign up for papsweb but I am a busy man. In the Forum-wars, I think pap's pre-contract signing up of Toke and The Bear is genius It's like when BT outbid Sky for the Champions' League rights. Well actually, it's more like when Radio Morecambe Online outbid Morecambe FM for the rights to cover the 2014-2015 Donkey Derby, before silently sliding into the oblivion of liquidation. No offence Toke/Bear/Pap. I give it two months before they come crawling back with Bear's tail between Toke's legs. Personally I think there is room for both Radio Morecambe Online and Morecambe FM. Whatever happened to the heroes? They're with all the shakespearos. Jonnyboy. Be easy on batman. He brings a lot of s**t onto himself; but without intending it, some of your posts come across as adding salt to the wounds. Is there some irony in here, shurlock? Or are you channeling Tom Cruise in Rain Man? Even Mrs Bletch isn't that eager. Alas this is true, hypochondriac. The well trodden route of the post-ban breakaway forum. Not the first. Not the last. We salute you. I think pap has described it as his "sordid griefhole". He's nothing, if he isn't self-aware. Just call me Douglas Carswell. I defected to Papsweb, posted something I genuinely thought and still think is hilarious. Apropos of nothing, bish bosh bathos. Effing forum comedy gold. Now, on reflection it was probably on the impenetrable side of dry. Landlord Pap didn't get it and he replied genuinely which makes me feel sad. I honestly thought he might guess it was me. Oh well, good luck with Papsweb, Pap. This site won't be the same without him. Pap has deleted his reply to my one and only contribution to his nascent forum. My thread is still there for now for all you CB Fry completists. 22 views. Zero replies. Oh well. Sorry Pap. It certainly is going to be interesting watching papster balance freedom of speech with moderation. #hypocritepap? I think pap is planning on creating a communist idyll away from this place, set in a sea of socialism where the frothing foam of fascism never reaches. Watch him ban any posters who are politically to the right of Left Unity. Anyway, CB Fry, you can't deflect to papsweb, you'd be missed here too much. So, Carswell-like, are you about to challenge The Man for the running of TSW? BTW I up-voted and favourited your post - plus I added a hilarious word pun. You can never have too many word puns. Right? Christ. How the IT are fallen. I think papsweb needs a Verbal. If you didn't exist, he'd have to create you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 17 May, 2015 Share Posted 17 May, 2015 In the Forum-wars, I think pap's pre-contract signing up of Toke and The Bear is genius Given Bearsy's just done an exclusive Man City preview for Papsweb, I would recommend a few more of you get over there and sign up.... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 17 May, 2015 Share Posted 17 May, 2015 Given Bearsy's just done an exclusive Man City preview for Papsweb, I would recommend a few more of you get over there and sign up.... ! But it looks so different I don't like change!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 17 May, 2015 Share Posted 17 May, 2015 On a positive note, I've just seen that Papsweb has 'like' functionality, which I've been on about for ages on here, but Steve G said it'd never catch on (or something like that!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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