Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 I have been contacted from beyond the grave again! Paul Pap Paster was shot in the head by Steve 'get off my board' Grant earlier today for giving persistent abuse - no info give as to who. This is a permiban. Pap tributes and conspiracy theories below please. Any questions, let me know and I will feel his presence.
hypochondriac Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 For me he will always be remembered by two phrases: "Crisis actors" and "where's the blood?"
Colinjb Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 He will be back, they always come back. In my day a ban was truly a ban.
shurlock Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 All rather incestuous. UJ, Batman and Pap have been going at it hammer and tongs for the last few days. Batman's now a registered user. Pap is banned. Perhaps Tokyo can channel his inner grass and use his powers to get to the bottom of this.
saintbletch Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 With your permission, Toke, I'd like to try to contact pap from beyond the grave. pap, if you can hear me, who would you like me to forum-arse-**** for you? Knock once for Hypo. Knock twice for UJ. Knock thrice for Batman... Not saying that you had a lot of nemeses, but this could take some time. ...knock 12489 times for Verbal. Nice tits BTW, Toke. ...knock 24563 times for....
the saint in winchester Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Hence my question earlier on the Drinks thread....... May be a warning to us all not to get too abusive or worked up. Treat one another with respect, even the pillocks
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 May, 2015 Author Posted 14 May, 2015 Perhaps Tokyo can channel his inner grass and use his powers to get to the bottom of this. Suc a dick - nice trolling though - it's what pap would have wanted. With your permission, Toke, I'd like to try to contact pap from beyond the grave. pap, if you can hear me, who would you like me to forum-arse-**** for you? Knock once for Hypo. Knock twice for UJ. Knock thrice for Batman... Not saying that you had a lot of nemeses, but this could take some time. ...knock 12489 times for Verbal. Nice tits BTW, Toke. ...knock 24563 times for.... He knocked 3 time bletch, though he's not sure.
saintbletch Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 All rather incestuous. UJ, Batman and Pap have been going at it hammer and tongs for the last few days. Batman's now a registered user. Pap is banned. Perhaps Tokyo can channel his inner grass and use his powers to get to the bottom of this. Hmm. Holy missing comic strips shurlock! I seem to remember seeing another batman comic strip earlier, but because I was reading on the phone I thought I'd study the detail when I got back to my desk. But now... ...it's gone. Riddle me this...Who could have fired a polaris missile into pap's heart? Quick, to the bat-sub. There's not a moment to lose!
hutch Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Wow. I'm shocked. Flabbergasted even. What a day. Bletch has a desk.
hypochondriac Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Hmm. Holy missing comic strips shurlock! I seem to remember seeing another batman comic strip earlier, but because I was reading on the phone I thought I'd study the detail when I got back to my desk. But now... ...it's gone. Riddle me this...Who could have fired a polaris missile into pap's heart? Quick, to the bat-sub. There's not a moment to lose! Nope still there : http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?p=2186279
saintbletch Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Nope still there : http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?p=2186279 Beg yours. I was looking in the election thread... ...So it was you that grassed up pap then Hypo. You ****ing weasel-dicked ****.* *Bletch in "shooting from the hip in homage to pap" mode.
saintbletch Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Nope still there : http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?p=2186279 Very funny BTW, papster.
saintbletch Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 As I've got a working knowledge of forum software, I know that it's possible for those in the spirit world to read our messages here - even though they're banned. And as I've seen The Enfield Haunting (*well the first two episodes so far), I also know that it's possible for those in the spirit world to communicate with us. I'm going to lightly place my fingers on an upturned wine glass, and periodically check @papingu.
the saint in winchester Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Someone's going to have to be chosen to break the sad news to Lou. I think it should be Bucks Saint. They have "chemistry".
hypochondriac Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Beg yours. I was looking in the election thread... ...So it was you that grassed up pap then Hypo. You ****ing weasel-dicked ****.* *Bletch in "shooting from the hip in homage to pap" mode. Pap would love it if I cared enough to grass him up.
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Nooooooo!!! Seriously?! You can't ban Pap! He's a a good guy. What did he do??
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Someone's going to have to be chosen to break the sad news to Lou. I think it should be Bucks Saint. They have "chemistry". I'm distraught
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Bucks isn't that bad. How can you make me laugh at this sad time! He was your drinking buddy GB!
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 All rather incestuous. UJ, Batman and Pap have been going at it hammer and tongs for the last few days. Batman's now a registered user. Pap is banned. Perhaps Tokyo can channel his inner grass and use his powers to get to the bottom of this. Me and Pap always go at each other, it's not a personal thing, we're pretty friendly in 'real' life.
Halo Stickman Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 How can you make me laugh at this sad time! He was your drinking buddy GB! Crikey, does the ban extend to all Southampton pubs as well. I've been offline all day; does anyone know what Pap did to get banned?
shurlock Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Me and Pap always go at each other, it's not a personal thing, we're pretty friendly in 'real' life. Agree. Whatever might have been there pretty much disappeared after you met. Smart money is on Batman.
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Me and Pap always go at each other, it's not a personal thing, we're pretty friendly in 'real' life. Behind your back, Pap always speaks very highly of you, UJ.
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Crikey, does the ban extend to all Southampton pubs as well. Definitely not. Only I'm allowed to say who comes to post match drinks. Come join us Steve Grant! And Batman! Let's all be friends again!
Goatboy Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Behind your back, Pap always speaks very highly of you, UJ. Pap likes most people! The internet is such serious business.
hypochondriac Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Definitely not. Only I'm allowed to say who comes to post match drinks. Come join us Steve Grant! And Batman! Let's all be friends again! As a now ex board visitor, I'm not sure you can call it a forum meet up if he comes.
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Pap likes most people! The internet is such serious business. I know! He was even complimentary about Verbal! Turkish is way more of an ar*e than Pap has ever been. To get your own comic strip taking the mickey out of you - that's a massive compliment. Some people pay for that!
Coxford_lou Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 As a now ex board visitor, I'm not sure you can call it a forum meet up if he comes. I've never called it a forum meet up. That sounds very uncool. It's called drinks. If you're missing Pap, you of course are more than welcome to join us, Hypo.
CB Fry Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Well that's a bit of a shock. What did he do? Not really been on today, hadn't noticed anything bubbling under this morning.
Trader Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 I hate it when people get banned from here for apparently little reason - although I don't post much I am an avid reader. When Bearsy got banned I swore that Granty had seen my last fiver. I really don't know what I can do to protest this decision, except hope the Pap will be back. He will be missed.
Jonnyboy Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 "Ah, so "hostility" is alright if it's not the "pardners" under attack, eh? :)" Seems a strange last post to get banned for.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Behind your back, Pap always speaks very highly of you, UJ. And I of him...
stevegrant Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 I know! He was even complimentary about Verbal! Rather strange for someone who he went to rather extraordinary lengths to identify and publish personal information about, don't you think?
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 He's just updated his Twitter some. Tin hats everyone!!
hypochondriac Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Rather strange for someone who he went to rather extraordinary lengths to identify and publish personal information about, don't you think? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?p=2186368 Hate to say I told you so but...
stevegrant Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?p=2186368 Hate to say I told you so but... That was a small but contributing factor.
whelk Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Pap one of the best people on here. Can't believe that people take this place so seriously to worry about the content. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Verbal Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Hmm. Just to add to the conspiracy theories, if Pap said something about me today that got him banned I'm completely unaware of it. Sorry to see him - or anyone - go.
CB Fry Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 (edited) Jet fuel can't melt Verbal's real name. Edited 14 May, 2015 by CB Fry
View From The Top Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Jet fuel can't melt Verbal's real name. Wasn't hard to find out though. Took about 5mins of Googling.
CB Fry Posted 14 May, 2015 Posted 14 May, 2015 Wasn't hard to find out though. Took about 5mins of Googling. "Saintsweb Verbal real name" got me to Ramana Maharshi about six results down. Is that him?
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