pap Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 LOL. Well, wherever you're placed, Pap, it will be higher than me! Well, I don't know. People can be very fickle. I haven't got baps, for a start. FWIW though, if there is a "best poster" award to be had on this site, I don't want it nor would I ever get it. I make far too many enemies in the prosecution of my posting duties. I'm happy enough for the occasional poster to break ranks and say "that pap, y'know. He's not nearly as much as a c*** as I first thought". Keep your ambitions moderated and you'll never be disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Well, I don't know. People can be very fickle. I haven't got baps, for a start. The power of baps is a curious thing. Seems to bring either love or hate in a most unpredictable way. I make far too many enemies in the prosecution of my posting duties. That's what we like about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I think I'll call them paps from now on. As a mark or respect of course, I'm sure you'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I bet I'm not one, going by your previous form in these "awards-y" threads. I'm not that arsed, amazingly. Man, I miss that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Man, I miss that guy. Hypo? Yeah, we all do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Man, I miss that guy. Hypo? Yeah, we all do. One day, a happy day, we'll all be able to compensate for wind and distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 One day, a happy day, we'll all be able to compensate for wind and distance. Walked straight into it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Man, I miss that guy. Did I get most improved because I dont bother posting as much ? I suppose its one way to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Top 5 ?!? Hmm, as I said I dont post so much so dont get to sample as much 'variety' as Id like. Most of my options come from a footballing perspective, I try not to post too much in the lounge, I find myself reasonably outgunned, though a lot of it tends to be because I get bored and dont come back to the thread Pap - can go a bit off on one and into attack mode at times, but tends to be an intelligent poster, gets my vote Coxford Lou - Stirling first year effort, especially due to some of the early abuse and stalking. Hypo/Jeff - Im putting these two together as I had a very low opinion a year or so ago but habe grown up and become decent posters Window cleaner - I always find him pretty much on the money footballing wise Bearsy - He is in his own category really isnt he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 smirking is in my top 5 posters whose name is based on facial expressions list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Walked straight into it... That would help, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Pap - can go a bit off on one and into attack mode at times, but tends to be an intelligent poster, gets my vote I can be a bit eye for an eye, compared with your average lefty, but council estate, innit? In the vast majority of cases, I seek cordiality and harmony, even with former foes. If, however, someone decides to give it, taking the píss is one of the four things I'm good at. Situation explained! Thanks though, Smirkers. It's been a rough old ride at times, but I reckon you've been fairer than most. Coxford Lou - Stirling first year effort, especially due to some of the early abuse and stalking. Agreed. She has provided much amusement, even if most of that was independently driven by others. Top skills on the drinking front, although I reckon a few of us are close to losing our "lone wolf" (grr, grr, etc) status as a result. Hypo/Jeff - Im putting these two together as I had a very low opinion a year or so ago but habe grown up and become decent posters Jeff's alright. I respect him because he stands his ground on his own, even if I fundamentally disagree with the point he's making. Hypo has actually improved, but he still thinks the path to forum glory is the belittling of other posters, or getting in with the bigger boys. He's the classic case of someone that would benefit from coming back with a fresh user account, and no baggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 (edited) Did I get most improved because I dont bother posting as much ? I suppose its one way to do it I dunno, that was Hypos. You weren't on my list back then but I certainly don't think we got on particularly then... I notice I was slightly rude about Bucks on my list though - apologies sir! Edited 12 May, 2015 by Unbelievable Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I can be a bit eye for an eye, compared with your average lefty, but council estate, innit? In the vast majority of cases, I seek cordiality and harmony, even with former foes. If, however, someone decides to give it, taking the píss is one of the four things I'm good at. Situation explained! Thanks though, Smirkers. It's been a rough old ride at times, but I reckon you've been fairer than most. Agreed. She has provided much amusement, even if most of that was independently driven by others. Top skills on the drinking front, although I reckon a few of us are close to losing our "lone wolf" (grr, grr, etc) status as a result. Jeff's alright. I respect him because he stands his ground on his own, even if I fundamentally disagree with the point he's making. Hypo has actually improved, but he still thinks the path to forum glory is the belittling of other posters, or getting in with the bigger boys. He's the classic case of someone that would benefit from coming back with a fresh user account, and no baggage. Aye, we have pretty much diametrically opposed views, but we're ****ing stubborn with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Coxford Lou - Stirling first year effort, especially due to some of the early abuse and stalking. I like you too Smirking. You're someone whose posts I'm always drawn to and always read. I think I actually like everyone now. I've warmed a lot to UJ. Lighthouse is a s*d, but I think (hope) he's just being funny. Only person I'm wary of is Hypo, because of the insinuations he makes. But I'm pretty sure if he ever met me in person, that would end pretty sharpish. Dare I say it, I even quite like Sour Mash, CB Fry and Turkish. This site is getting a bit soft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Agreed. She has provided much amusement, even if most of that was independently driven by others. Top skills on the drinking front, although I reckon a few of us are close to losing our "lone wolf" (grr, grr, etc) status as a result. I love the fact that all you grizzly men are now becoming buddies... My work is done (well nearly, just need to get Bearsy along). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I like you too Smirking. You're someone whose posts I'm always drawn to and always read. I think I actually like everyone now. I've warmed a lot to UJ. Lighthouse is a s*d, but I think (hope) he's just being funny. Only person I'm wary of is Hypo, because of the insinuations he makes. But I'm pretty sure if he ever met me in person, that would end pretty sharpish. Dare I say it, I even quite like Sour Mash, CB Fry and Turkish. This site is getting a bit soft! It's gone all chintzy curtains and putting the seat down. Who do we blame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I like you too Smirking. You're someone whose posts I'm always drawn to and always read. I think I actually like everyone now. I've warmed a lot to UJ. Lighthouse is a s*d, but I think (hope) he's just being funny. Only person I'm wary of is Hypo, because of the insinuations he makes. But I'm pretty sure if he ever met me in person, that would end pretty sharpish. Dare I say it, I even quite like Sour Mash, CB Fry and Turkish. This site is getting a bit soft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 It's gone all chintzy curtains and putting the seat down. Who do we blame? Not chintzy curtains Goatboy! We've had this conversation before! That's not my style! But definitely yes to putting the seat down. Big love all round boys. [emoji8][emoji8] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Ew, what's happening there? I'm not drunk, the Queen only serves tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Not chintzy curtains Goatboy! We've had this conversation before! That's not my style! But definitely yes to putting the seat down. Big love all round boys. [emoji8][emoji8] I've failed again Lou:( : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Ew, what's happening there? I'm not drunk, the Queen only serves tea! Yeah how come you got made a Dame then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 yeah gossip from palace pls coxford lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 yeah gossip from palace pls coxford lou When one is a confident of the Queen, one doesn't gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I've failed again Lou:( Gross, GB. You're better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Convict colony moving up the list though based solely on this thread. hypo has always been number 1 in my list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 When one is a confident of the Queen, one doesn't gossip. you can't even spell confidant! Just dish all the dirt yo, we are accepting pms on this subject pls. Was baby cambridge there pls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 When one is a confident of the Queen, one doesn't gossip. Wait, what I'm confused, Beyonce, Kate or the old tupac hanky wearing one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 you can't even spell confidant! Just dish all the dirt yo, we are accepting pms on this subject pls. Was baby cambridge there pls? Confidante (assuming Lou is a lady) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Confidante (assuming Lou is a lady) I'm good at discretion. Just not spelling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 you can't even spell erection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 This is where I was today. No pics of me in the crowd shots http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3078723/We-love-having-girl-Queen-gushes-arrival-great-granddaughter-Princess-Charlotte-greeting-guests-Buckingham-Palace-s-garden-party-season.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I like you too Smirking. You're someone whose posts I'm always drawn to and always read. I think I actually like everyone now. I've warmed a lot to UJ. Lighthouse is a s*d, but I think (hope) he's just being funny. Only person I'm wary of is Hypo, because of the insinuations he makes. But I'm pretty sure if he ever met me in person, that would end pretty sharpish. Dare I say it, I even quite like Sour Mash, CB Fry and Turkish. This site is getting a bit soft! Maybe I'm a misogynistic bastard in real life too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 Maybe I'm a misogynistic bastard in real life too. I don't think you're a misogynistic bastard on here or in real life. I just think you have a negative take on me, which I find quite odd considering I'm as harmless as a fly, and as nice as pie. I suspect that's probably because you're a bit of a moralist, whereas I'm a complete contrarian in the face of any hint of moralising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 May, 2015 Share Posted 12 May, 2015 I dunno, that was Hypos. You weren't on my list back then but I certainly don't think we got on particularly then... I notice I was slightly rude about Bucks on my list though - apologies sir! Noted and duly forgotten. Think others got much worse UJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 This is where I was today. No pics of me in the crowd shots http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3078723/We-love-having-girl-Queen-gushes-arrival-great-granddaughter-Princess-Charlotte-greeting-guests-Buckingham-Palace-s-garden-party-season.html Hope you took baby Charlie a Saints baby gro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Has anybody got a link to some amazing lethal goals in the last minutes ....with crazy commentators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 I'm pretty sure btf will be able to help you out with all the links to the amazing lethal goals scored from the left wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Has anybody got a link to some amazing rabid lefties in the last minutes ....with crazy commentators? Jeff fixed this for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Jeff fixed this for you. Ta! That thread is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Ta! That thread is hilarious. Wilder than the 'what's wrong with America' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Wilder than the 'what's wrong with America' thread. I've not ventured into that one, seems too long to read through now. What's it about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 I've not ventured into that one, seems too long to read through now. What's it about? It's pretty good value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 I've not ventured into that one, seems too long to read through now. What's it about? It's funny and uncomfortable all at the same time. Definitely worth a gander... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 I've not ventured into that one, seems too long to read through now. What's it about? Confirms a lot of stereotypes imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 It's funny and uncomfortable all at the same time. Definitely worth a gander... Its probably my favourite lounge thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Its probably my favourite lounge thread ever Well now I've wound up CB enough on the Elections thread I may well go and read it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 13 May, 2015 Share Posted 13 May, 2015 Well now I've wound up CB enough on the Elections thread I may well go and read it now. Yours was an admirable reverse ferret, but I thoroughly enjoyed taking the pi ss out of you anyway. I'll do it again soon I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 21 May, 2015 Share Posted 21 May, 2015 This is where I was today. No pics of me in the crowd shots http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3078723/We-love-having-girl-Queen-gushes-arrival-great-granddaughter-Princess-Charlotte-greeting-guests-Buckingham-Palace-s-garden-party-season.html When I used to work for The Guardian there was always tickets for the Garden Party up for grabs as none of the senior management could be bothered to go. I was offered a pair of tickets one year but turned them down. None of the Royals have ever bothered to pitch up at one of my barbeques so sod 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 May, 2015 Share Posted 21 May, 2015 When I used to work for The Guardian there was always tickets for the Garden Party up for grabs as none of the senior management could be bothered to go. I was offered a pair of tickets one year but turned them down. None of the Royals have ever bothered to pitch up at one of my barbeques so sod 'em. Somehow, you working for the Guardian makes perfect sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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