KelvinsRightGlove Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 Hadn't checked this for a few days. Someone said something nice about me and I didn't know how to reply. Anyway, cheers Pap you're a star. This thread has gone, well, predictably.
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 This thread has gone, well, predictably. This thread has just gone. My fault again.
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 This thread has just gone. My fault again. That said, I'm really chuffed with my new avatar. Was never a fan of the old one. I'm not a very yellow person. New pic represents me perfectly (just maybe 20 years younger). The rest of you need to go have a permanent cold shower and never come back out again!
SuperMikey Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 That said, I'm really chuffed with my new avatar. Was never a fan of the old one. I'm not a very yellow person. New pic represents me perfectly (just maybe 20 years younger). The rest of you need to go have a permanent cold shower and never come back out again! I won't stand for that kind of misandry, it's 2011 ffs.
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 I won't stand for that kind of misandry, it's 2011 ffs. Heh. There's nothing wrong with cold showers you know. I hear they're quite nice.
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 Heh. There's nothing wrong with cold showers you know. I hear they're quite nice. Better than golden tbh
Bearsy Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 the important thing bout golden shower, is you have to be on the right end of it Edit: I don't really know tho, I have never loved anyone enough to piss on them When I was kid tho, I used to wet bed sometimes, which is a bit like golden bath i spose
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 the important thing bout golden shower, is you have to be on the right end of it Edit: I don't really know tho, I have never loved anyone enough to piss on them When I was kid tho, I used to wet bed sometimes, which is a bit like golden bath i spose I only learnt what a golden shower, pearl necklace and teabagging was when I was 30. They don't teach this stuff at St Anne's!
pap Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 I only learnt what a golden shower, pearl necklace and teabagging was when I was 30. They don't teach this stuff at St Anne's! News to the rest of the city
ericofarabia Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 (edited) I only learnt what a golden shower, pearl necklace and teabagging was when I was 30. They don't teach this stuff at St Anne's! How about The Reverse CowGIRL? Edited 7 May, 2015 by ericofarabia
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Posted 6 May, 2015 How about The Reverse Cowboy? That's a new one. Please explain...
ericofarabia Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 That's a new one. Please explain... Looks like St Anne's has failed to live up to it's reputation once again Google ... when nobody at work is looking over your shoulder
Patrick Bateman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Looks like St Anne's has failed to live up to it's reputation once again Google ... when nobody at work is looking over your shoulder What's this top 5 thread with no real input?? Top 5; Me Essruu Turkish JB Jonny_Bognor Fact.
Whitey Grandad Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 That's a new one. Please explain... A demonstration would probably be clearer
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 What's this top 5 thread with no real input?? Top 5; Me Essruu Turkish JB Jonny_Bognor Fact. The 'clique'
sadoldgit Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 How about The Reverse Cowboy? Shouldn't that be reverse cowgirl? Depends on your disposition I guess!
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 woah after 9 years of speculation, eric has finally come out
ericofarabia Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 (edited) Shouldn't that be reverse cowgirl? Depends on your disposition I guess! Holy crap .... quick to the Edit Button Batman!! Edited 7 May, 2015 by ericofarabia
ericofarabia Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 woah after 9 years of speculation, eric has finally come out Don't worry ladeez ... it was just a typo ... honest:blush:
Jonnyboy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Maybe he's just got the world's longest and most flexible penis?
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Guys as we're all coming out & everything + to be solidarity with Eric, when I was like 12 or 13 I had a sex dream bout a boy from school We was giving each other handjobs Anyone else got anything to confess? Tokyos? Pap? Come on gays, lets hear them gay confessions pls!
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Guys as we're all coming out & everything + to be solidarity with Eric, when I was like 12 or 13 I had a sex dream bout a boy from school We was giving each other handjobs Anyone else got anything to confess? Tokyos? Pap? Come on gays, lets hear them gay confessions pls! Hmmm. I read once that you can't actually dream about something unless you've actually done it, or something very similar … that's why when you dream about falling off of a cliff, you always wake up before you hit the ground. Now, where were we ...
scotty Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Guys as we're all coming out & everything + to be solidarity with Eric, when I was like 12 or 13 I had a sex dream bout a boy from school We was giving each other handjobs Anyone else got anything to confess? Tokyos? Pap? Come on gays, lets hear them gay confessions pls! I once had a wet dream about patricia hewitt. It doesn't get much gheyer than that.
Big Bad Bob Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 I only learnt what a golden shower, pearl necklace and teabagging was when I was 30. They don't teach this stuff at St Anne's! True story. We were on the train back from the football with a lady friend of one of the couples. We'd been drinking. Conversation got around to kids (for some reason) sdhe said, with her son there, that her husband had given her a Pearl Necklace as a birth gift when her son was born. We asked when, she said right on the birthing table. She couldn't understand why we all descended into hysterics...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 i've never fallen off a cliff either tbf No need to name names, Bear
Big Bad Bob Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 How about The Reverse Cowboy? That's a new one. Please explain... Is that where you wear the strap on and use it on the bloke??
buctootim Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Im with Eric http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reverse+cowboy
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Is that where you wear the strap on and use it on the bloke?? No idea, but Im pretty sure you cant both enjoy MOTD like that
ericofarabia Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Im with Eric http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=reverse+cowboy No he isn't .... I've never met him in my life!! I think I'll stick with it being Reverse CowGirl
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Guys as we're all coming out & everything + to be solidarity with Eric, when I was like 12 or 13 I had a sex dream bout a boy from school We was giving each other handjobs Anyone else got anything to confess? Tokyos? Pap? Come on gays, lets hear them gay confessions pls! Btw Bear, you can't seriously expect Tokes to list all of his gay confessions – he's on the Register and is restricted to only 3 posts per day. It could take weeks
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 The thing I can never understand is why men find the idea of two women kissing, attractive. There's nothing about two men kissing that I find interesting to watch in the slightest. What's with that?
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 do you find it interesting to watch a bro kissing a woman?
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 The thing I can never understand is why men find the idea of two women kissing, attractive. There's nothing about two men kissing that I find interesting to watch in the slightest. What's with that? Here we all are having some frivolous banter on TMS, and along comes Lou asking one of her serious and philosophical questions. Anyway, it seems to me that it would be better to break down your question as follows: a) What percentage of men find the idea of 2 women kissing, attractive? b) What percentage of men find the idea of 2 men kissing, attractive? c) What percentage of women find the idea of 2 women kissing, attractive? d) What percentage of women find the idea of 2 men kissing, attractive? Establish percentages and work from there. I'm no expert, but my guess is that part of the reason – somewhat counter-intuitively, perhaps – includes an evolutionary element. Now let's get back to reverse cowgirls, please.
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 can you add pictures to ur post halo I'm struggling to imagine all the scenarios pls
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 can you add pictures to ur post halo I'm struggling to imagine all the scenarios pls That's Lou's job.
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 do you find it interesting to watch a bro kissing a woman? I need to have a bit more time to give a considered response to this question as I'm nervous I'm falling into a trap...
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 That's Lou's job. I'll need volunteers to model for me....
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 I'll need volunteers to model for me.... I'm up for c) Just give me a moment to put my lippy and make-up on
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 I need to have a bit more time to give a considered response to this question as I'm nervous I'm falling into a trap... We're also waiting for confirmation on the "Do you like looking at boners" question from some months ago
Halo Stickman Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 We're also waiting for confirmation on the "Do you like looking at boners" question from some months ago Perhaps she's still looking for models.
buctootim Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 We're also waiting for confirmation on the "Do you like looking at boners" question from some months ago I guess it depends on whether she's on the bus or not.
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 We're also waiting for confirmation on the "Do you like looking at boners" question from some months ago Yes, I'm still considering a response to that. I wouldn't want to say anything incriminating.
Coxford_lou Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 I guess it depends on whether she's on the bus or not. What bus?
Bearsy Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 Yes, I'm still considering a response to that. I wouldn't want to say anything incriminating. yeah every time you open your mouth some bro tries to stick something in it, so it's prob best to be careful
Big Bad Bob Posted 7 May, 2015 Posted 7 May, 2015 (edited) The thing I can never understand is why men find the idea of two women kissing, attractive. There's nothing about two men kissing that I find interesting to watch in the slightest. What's with that? Depends on the women, if it was, say, Harriet Harman and Nicola Sturgeon then I'd be running for the sick bucket. But if it were Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman wild horses wouldn't drag me away. Edited 7 May, 2015 by Big Bad Bob No mention of Emma Stone, none at all...
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