Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Hypo : short, glasses, ill fitting suit Bearsy: tall, curly hair and beard, Sad old git: small, good head of grey hair, beer belly Cat: wears a hat and skinny jeans Bridge too far: Helen Mirren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 This sort of thing is ill advisable. I am short but thankfully don't wear glasses. As I primarily work with children I very rarely wear a suit for obvious reasons... When I read your posts Lou I always imagine Germaine Greer replying to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 (edited) Hypo : short, glasses, ill fitting suit Bearsy: tall, curly hair and beard, Sad old git: small, good head of grey hair, beer belly Cat: wears a hat and skinny jeans Bridge too far: Helen Mirren. Coxford_lou: 25 stone, 6'4 hairy lorry driver Obviously. And Bearsy is a spitting image of Brian Blessed. Edited 1 May, 2015 by Patrick Bateman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 This sort of thing is ill advisable. I am short but thankfully don't wear glasses. As I primarily work with children I very rarely wear a suit for obvious reasons... When I read your posts Lou I always imagine Germaine Greer replying to me. That is what I look like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Coxford_lou: 25 stone, 6'4 hairy lorry driver Obviously. And Bearsy is a spitting image of Brian Blessed. I love the idea of Bearsy as Brian Blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Crab lungs - like Rylan from X factor BTF - spit of Edwina curry Hypo - spud from trainspotting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Lou a younger Emma Freud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Sarnia Saint: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Sarnia Saint: Superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Whitey Grandad - Clive Dunn Alpine - Victor Meldrew. Coxford Lou - Emma Peel in a leather jump suit Batman - Private Pike from Dads Army You were close with me Lou. Yes to beer belly and I still have a lot of hair for a 61 year old but I am just under 6ft tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Superb genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Whitey Grandad - Clive Dunn Alpine - Victor Meldrew. Coxford Lou - Emma Peel in a leather jump suit Batman - Private Pike from Dads Army You were close with me Lou. Yes to beer belly and I still have a lot of hair for a 61 year old but I am just under 6ft tall. Not unless Victor Meldrew has put on A LOT of weight. I think Bearsy looks and acts like a funny version of Seth Rogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I think Bearsy looks and acts like a funny version of Seth Rogan. Or Alan from the Hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Lou a younger Emma Freud I'll settle for that - she's hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Coxford Lou - Emma Peel in a leather jump suit That's my outfit for next Weds London drinks gathering. Who's coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Not unless Victor Meldrew has put on A LOT of weight. I think Bearsy looks and acts like a funny version of Seth Rogan. Is this him after a defeat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I think Bearsy looks and acts like a funny version of Seth Rogan. Nah, too young. I am CONVINCED Bearsy is in his mid-50s and is a college professor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Is this him after a defeat? I dont know whats in that little bottle of medicine, but its asking a lot for it solve that guy's issues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Who's the guy in Harry Potter films who always wears black and has a cloak? = Verbal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Is this him after a defeat? Nice tits!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Who's the guy in Harry Potter films who always wears black and has a cloak? = Verbal. Nah, Verbal looks like Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Just after opening the Ark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Who's the guy in Harry Potter films who always wears black and has a cloak? = Verbal. The one played by Jason Isaacs? Or Voldemort? Or Snape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Nah, Verbal looks like Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Just after opening the Ark. Whatever he looks like, I think he's killed before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 The one played by Jason Isaacs? Or Voldemort? Or Snape? Was thinking Snape - good guy but a bit intimidating, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Was thinking Snape - good guy but a bit intimidating, right? I can see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I only went to the theatre twice last year and he was in the bar at both (Snape, not Bearsy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I only went to the theatre twice last year and he was in the bar at both (Snape, not Bearsy). Rickman likes a play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 That's my outfit for next Weds London drinks gathering. Who's coming? ALL OF US!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Having looked in the mirror for a control perspective I'd say generally f**king weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I've always imagined Turks to look like Joe Pesci in the Home Alone movies, with Bearsy looking a bit like Marv. Lou didn't like me suggesting she looked like Norma Major earlier so I'm going to leave that to everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I often wear a hat, mainly due to a lack of hair. I have one pair of skinny jeans but they sag around the waist and I'm too old for the pant showing look these days. I like to think I resemble the lovechild of Andrew Lloyd Webber and David Platt (football, not Corrie) but I'm not that pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I've always imagined Turks to look like Joe Pesci in the Home Alone movies, with Bearsy looking a bit like Marv. Lou didn't like me suggesting she looked like Norma Major earlier so I'm going to leave that to everyone else. I just didn't like one thread dedicated to what I look like. You've got to be smarter about these things, Lighthouse. A more generic thread about what everyone looks like is more acceptable. Lighthouse I imagine as being tall, well lit, and likes standing on cliff edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Lighthouse I imagine as being tall, well lit, and likes standing on cliff edges. Its actually because he lives in a tent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Also, I don't think Sarnia would like being called Russian. I'm thinking more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 That's your average forummer right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Also, I don't think Sarnia would like being called Russian. I'm thinking more "Let me have the last word or the plum sack gets it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Sarnia Saint: Dune - I think he looks like barry sanchez Barry Sanchez - I think he looks like Mole Mole - I think he looks like Stanley Stanley - I think he looks like Dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Is this him after a defeat? Cracking tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 As I primarily work with children I very rarely wear a suit for obvious reasons... It doesn't hide your erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Is this him after a defeat? No, after a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Nice tits!! They're bigger than mine !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Jeez guys, can we have less flesh on show?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I just didn't like one thread dedicated to what I look like. You've got to be smarter about these things, Lighthouse. A more generic thread about what everyone looks like is more acceptable. Lighthouse I imagine as being tall, well lit, and likes standing on cliff edges. It's a lot easier to just post a photo, or for those who are interested to actually come to one of your meet and greets. I bet a number do, but are too scared to introduce themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 It doesn't hide your erection? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 That's your average forummer right there. Speak for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 They're bigger than mine !!! They're bigger than a manatee's tbf... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 Jeez guys, can we have less flesh on show?? You called, Lou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 1 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2015 It's a lot easier to just post a photo, or for those who are interested to actually come to one of your meet and greets. I bet a number do, but are too scared to introduce themselves. I'm not sure how I can be any more encouraging. I even offer out my mobile number to anyone wanting to come but nervous to do so on their own. I must be the person at highest risk of being stalked or murdered that the Internet has ever seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I'm not sure how I can be any more encouraging. I even offer out my mobile number to anyone wanting to come but nervous to do so on their own. I must be the person at highest risk of being stalked or murdered that the Internet has ever seen... Well indeed. May want to take that on board considering some of the strange lads on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 May, 2015 Share Posted 1 May, 2015 I'm not sure how I can be any more encouraging. I even offer out my mobile number to anyone wanting to come but nervous to do so on their own. I must be the person at highest risk of being stalked or murdered that the Internet has ever seen... Its easy giving out you're number when you are 6'8", 17 stone and with a big rig on you're driveway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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