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The treatment Wednesday gets around here is despicable :thumbdown:

 

Seriously, what is the point of this thread, other than to mug off Wednesday, and to a lesser extent, Monday. People like you make me sick :x

 

Wednesday deserves all it gets, utter helmet - fooling you into thinking the weekend is closer than it is, when you often have a hard Thursday to get out the way.

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oh yeah you're the big man on here but you wouldn't say that to Wednesday's face. Like how you waited till Friday to post this you prick. I hope wednesday sees this and comes round your pathetic bedsit and smashes your ****ing head in. I would pay to watch that. ****.

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oh yeah you're the big man on here but you wouldn't say that to Wednesday's face. Like how you waited till Friday to post this you prick. I hope wednesday sees this and comes round your pathetic bedsit and smashes your ****ing head in. I would pay to watch that. ****.

 

Typical of this forum, full of big mouth Wednesday-ites who need to wake up and smell the coffee and realise that Tuesday is by far the superior choice. Wednesday-morons.

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One of the girls in the office said to me one Wednesday last year, "Happy Hump Day" - I was feeling pretty good about myself thinking that I still had it with the ladies, until someone told me "hump day" means getting over the hump / mid point of the week. :(

 

I have never forgiven Wednesday since

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Typical of this forum, full of big mouth Wednesday-ites who need to wake up and smell the coffee and realise that Tuesday is by far the superior choice. Wednesday-morons.

 

:lol: Tuesday! I thought you were serious till you said that, now I know you're just another ****ing troll and example of why none of the good posters post here any more and you can see why. I have reported your post. Enjoy your ban, dickhead.

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I think Craig David is quite partial to a bit of Wednesday action

 

I met tis girl on a Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

 

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that is my karaoke song except i sing the original lyrics from the musical by rogers & hammertime

 

I met this girl on Monday

Fucked her up the butt on Tuesday

Had an itchy groin on Wednesday

& Thursday & Friday & Saturday died on Sunday RIP

 

based on true story

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that is my karaoke song except i sing the original lyrics from the musical by rogers & hammertime

 

I met this girl on Monday

Fucked her up the butt on Tuesday

Had an itchy groin on Wednesday

& Thursday & Friday & Saturday died on Sunday RIP

 

Wednesdays are better than Tuesdays?

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I can't really hate Monday's because I was born on one. Plus is Asian Sluts Night on Babestation, which is pretty much the highlight of my week.

 

We've got to start liking Thursdays now if we're going to be playing Europa League football. Not Wednesday though, Wednesday can f**k off.

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I don't like Tuesday. It just kind of hides away in some sort of passive-aggresive mode hoping to not get noticed by anyone. I just can't trust Tuesday. Anything can happen on a Tuesday, and we just wouldn't notice it. Who ever heard of Bloody Tuesday? Sure, there is "Fat Tuesday" But who cares if Tuesday is a little chubby? That's still not the same kind of recognition that "Thank God it's Friday" gets!! And deservedly so!!

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