Deano6 Posted 29 April, 2015 Share Posted 29 April, 2015 How about SFC being chanted the way they do USA? That would be all kinds of awesome. We could end it with a mass session of high fives in the stands! You'd love that Griffo, don't try and deny it. T-shirt cannons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 29 April, 2015 Share Posted 29 April, 2015 Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, Put a cherry on the top Put the skate ****s in the middle, And burn the ****ing lot Clap clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 29 April, 2015 Share Posted 29 April, 2015 Bournemouth wooaaah Bournemouth wooaaah Just a small town by the sea They f**king hate pompeee clap clap clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 April, 2015 Share Posted 29 April, 2015 After he success of our 'looks like a wotsit' song surely there must be a whole host of fruit based songs we can sing to insult the cherries To their keeper 'Look like a gooseberry' hilarious if he is wearing green To black players 'Look like a black current' To blondes 'Look like a lemon' Or if we really want to stick it to them we could take punnets of strawberries to our games waving them at them whilst singing 'Id rather be a berry than a cherry' Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 29 April, 2015 Share Posted 29 April, 2015 After he success of our 'looks like a wotsit' song surely there must be a whole host of fruit based songs we can sing to insult the cherries To their keeper 'Look like a gooseberry' hilarious if he is wearing green To black players 'Look like a black current' To blondes 'Look like a lemon' Or if we really want to stick it to them we could take punnets of strawberries to our games waving them at them whilst singing 'Id rather be a berry than a cherry' Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap Strawberries aren't berries, you idiot! Berries are fleshy fruit formed from a flower with only one ovary. Strawberries are an "aggregate fruit" formed from a flower with many overies - hence the multiple seeds on the outside! Bananas are berries though - if you throw one of those you'd be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 29 April, 2015 Share Posted 29 April, 2015 Whatever we sing, all the divs will add 2.8 million claps and completely ruin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 30 April, 2015 Share Posted 30 April, 2015 Well it's been such a long time coming I thought you'd understand That's over Ahead of the lines You'll be joining in the sand Is it simple? You were wrong You must have known that we live down below I know you thought I'd sold my soul But you never told me to my face I just had to leave you go Blow this **** away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 30 April, 2015 Share Posted 30 April, 2015 I cringed reading the first 3 lines of this, also it doesn't have the obligatory mention of P*mpey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 30 April, 2015 Share Posted 30 April, 2015 Surely it's better just to ignore them until we play them, and give it an "ah, that's cute" when they get excited about the big 'rivalry'? Ignore then patronise is the best course of action IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 30 April, 2015 Share Posted 30 April, 2015 They'll have their day out, then they'll f**k off home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Le Tiss Posted 30 April, 2015 Share Posted 30 April, 2015 Anybody buying 50/50 scarf deserves a slapping FFS. Agreed. Saw someone wearing a Liverpool one in the Kingsland and was about to have a word until i realised it was a half and half. Having said that, living in Poole and working in Bournemouth i might get a half saints half bmth scalf as i'm warming to them...although as stated on here several times, they dont like us one bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Without a Halo Posted 2 May, 2015 Share Posted 2 May, 2015 Well done Bournemouth I too have a soft spot for them since the days they were battling it out with Brighton at the top of the old Div 3 in the early 70's. We have always played friendlies there and loaned them players. We have had many successful players in common having signed up their renowned forward team of Ted MacDougall and Phil Boyer (although he came via Norwich) both of whom were very successful for both teams. We also got Colin Clarke from them too who scored a goal or two for us and lets not forget their current team has Saints connections through Surman, Boruc and belatedly Kenwyne Jones. I think we should wish them well for the 36 matches not involving us! They are certainly not a Pompey when it comes to rivals. In fact their rise to the top has been even more incredible than ours as it started one league further down with a 17 point deduction and a struggle to stay in the league at all (a bit like where Pompey are now). I think it is healthy in this day and age for our leagues to show that any team no matter how small or broke can one day make the top, it gives all small teams hope and stops their fans from migrating to the Chelseas Arsenals and Man u's. You can see the change in Bournemouth town Centre where top 5 team shirts used to be so popular. From my viewpoint we should admire real supporters of the smaller teams for their loyalty and I'd rather see Bmth shirts in Bmth than Liverpool and Man U ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 3 May, 2015 Share Posted 3 May, 2015 (edited) Personally I hate tossers who talk about "little Bournemouth". It's exactly the same as the skate muppets who go on about Pompey being a big club. BTW if I found out that Essru was my taxi driver I would get out and walk! Edited 3 May, 2015 by TopGun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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