SuperSAINT Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20150421-will-wood-armani-little-professional-contracts-2416237.aspx
Goatboy Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 mr & mrs little, pls, be srs Mr & Mrs Wood need to be more careful too.
doddisalegend Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 For a minute there I thought the club where announcing Armani as our new kit sponsors.......
Hatch Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 People with that name shouldn't even be allowed in the stadium as supporters, never mind as players. That's one of the worst names I have ever heard. I do not endorse this signing.
Lallana's Left Peg Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 Will Wood has been one of the finds of the season from the Academy - definitely an emerging talent out of nowhere really.
dan abnormal Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 The day Armani Little plays for the first team is the day we become the most middle class club in England.
Saxon Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 The day Armani Little plays for the first team is the day we become the most middle class club in England. If we could just get that Waitrose sponsorship off of Reading and we'd pretty much be there yeah!
SNSUN Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 Dear Saints, Armani Little? Bevis Mugabi? If They make the first team we'll be a laughing stock. Probably best if we just sign as many Davis's as we can get our hands on. Plain names are the way forwards. Yours sincerely, Vaginia Buttmunch.
John Boy Saint Posted 21 April, 2015 Posted 21 April, 2015 Come on guys take it easy on the lads, surely Forbes Phillipson Masters a good few years ago would have softened the Mickey taking.
scotty Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Bevis Mugabi is the best name ever. Back in L1, weren't we linked with Exodus Geohaghon? Now there's a name.
doddisalegend Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 The day Armani Little plays for the first team is the day we become the most middle class club in England. Thought that happened the moment JWP played for us. My misses teaches down in Paulsgrove (I know, I know) she reckoned naming your child Armani was just the sort of thing the parents on the estate would do.....
Saint_Ash Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 I always wanted Danny Invincible to play for us.
Seaford Saint Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Does anyone have some input on what sort of players they are....are they destined for stardom?
Saint Garrett Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Will Wood has been one of the finds of the season from the Academy - definitely an emerging talent out of nowhere really. Was better than McCarthy on Monday I thought.
the saint in winchester Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Someone has nicked Will Wood's watch already!
Hatch Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 I bet he has siblings called Chanel, Burberry and Prada.
davesaint Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Was really impressed with Wood on Monday. Surprised he is still only 18
david in sweden Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Dear Saints, Armani Little? Bevis Mugabi? If They make the first team we'll be a laughing stock. Probably best if we just sign as many Davis's as we can get our hands on. Plain names are the way forwards. you may have a point there. Maybe we should re-program " the Black Box " to only accept players with the names; Smith, Jones and Robinson
david in sweden Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Does anyone have some input on what sort of players they are....are they destined for stardom? .......have only watched highlights of U18 games on You Tube, but I guess that the staff who coach them every day have a better idea...otherwise... why sign them?
VectisSaint Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 you may have a point there. Maybe we should re-program " the Black Box " to only accept players with the names; Smith, Jones and Robinson Then we get players like Kenwyne, have to make sure the first name is "plain" as well.
VectisSaint Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 I bet he has siblings called Chanel, Burberry and Prada. Don't know if that was just a punt, but I think he really does have an older sibling called Chanel Lucky Little. Both born in Portsmouth. I really would not like to speculate whether Chanel Lucky would be a brother or a sister.
The9 Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Then we get players like Kenwyne, have to make sure the first name is "plain" as well. I believe he's entered into the box as KEN~!!! and you can't get a more sensible name than that.
The9 Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 The day Armani Little plays for the first team is the day we become the most middle class club in England. Surely having chav names after aspirational brands for social housing-dwellers is the complete opposite of being middle class? We've just had an Oxlade-Chamberlain and have a Ward-Prowse, ffs. Not sure why Holder-Spooner went by the wayside given those precedents but I suspect it's something to do with the cost of letters for the shirts.
Fatboy40 Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 How much wood would a Will Wood get if a Will Wood could get wood ?.
Ex Ringwood Saint Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 A midfield of Holder-Spooner and Farquar-Leaver would be fantastic....if he ever existed.. Anyway, can't wait for Bevis Mugabi to get in the first team...Reminds me of Bill Bailey's axis of evil sketch...We could try and get as many dictators and despots as possible...
david in sweden Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Then we get players like Kenwyne, have to make sure the first name is "plain" as well. another good point. How about restricting the choices to... John Smith (there are over a million of those in the UK apparantly)... ...and perhaps...e.g. Sam Jones ...and ...Andy Robinson (oops - we had a lad in the Academy by that name and he didn't make the grade ...) ...maybe also plan in which zodiac sign they are, too ....to be sure they blend in with the rest of the squad. I mean you can't have too many Leo's at the same time.
david in sweden Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 (edited) How much wood would a Will Wood get if a Will Wood could get wood ?. .......and all the Koeman's horses ...and all Koeman's men, couldn't put ....... ......oops .. . sorry:rolleyes: wrong nursery rhyme. Edited 22 April, 2015 by david in sweden
Deano6 Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Will Wood and Armani Little sign professional deals? I dunno - you tell us!
VectisSaint Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 A midfield of Holder-Spooner and Farquar-Leaver would be fantastic....if he ever existed.. I guess this is the time when traditionally we trot out Forbes Phillipson-Masters jokes.
simo Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Wood has really caught my eye when I've seen him play , very intelligent ball playing defender!
Killers Knee Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 The day Armani Little plays for the first team is the day we become the most middle class club in England. My good man, to name ones own child after an Italian sack cloth salesman, I think they are as far from middle class as one could get.
dan abnormal Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Surely having chav names after aspirational brands for social housing-dwellers is the complete opposite of being middle class? We've just had an Oxlade-Chamberlain and have a Ward-Prowse, ffs. Not sure why Holder-Spooner went by the wayside given those precedents but I suspect it's something to do with the cost of letters for the shirts. I hadn't really thought it through but Armani does have a very Hollyoaks style ring to it. And as far as middle class names go James Michael Edward Ward-Prowse is probably right up there.
david in sweden Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 I hadn't really thought it through but Armani does have a very Hollyoaks style ring to it. And as far as middle class names go James Michael Edward Ward-Prowse is probably right up there. yeah, but all the lads call him " Prowsie " - don't they? . Kinda brings ya da'n to Earth - dunnit ?
krissyboy31 Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 (edited) .... Edited 22 April, 2015 by krissyboy31 seen above post
Goatboy Posted 22 April, 2015 Posted 22 April, 2015 Surely having chav names after aspirational brands for social housing-dwellers is the complete opposite of being middle class? We've just had an Oxlade-Chamberlain and have a Ward-Prowse, ffs. Not sure why Holder-Spooner went by the wayside given those precedents but I suspect it's something to do with the cost of letters for the shirts. I don't think Cortese would have liked Holder-Spooner.
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