Spudders Posted 14 April, 2015 Share Posted 14 April, 2015 Not been into the Muppet Show much in the past year other than to accept my 'most missed muppet award' at the end of 2014. Anyways, having been given my notice at work last week, I've this week decided to bin off the Mrs. There are two main benefits to these recent changes to my life, firstly I can now escape Somerset and move back to the South Coast, but more importantly I can now spend some more time muppetering. I need a quick catch up, what are the key events/changes from the muppet show in recent times? Tokyo (RIP) has gone to have baby and also become new price pikey choosing to become registered user Muppet Show has been infiltrated by a girl, hi Lou Dubai Phil doesn't post here much any more about golf What are other key points I need to be aware of? Am I right in thinking that after the disappearance of muppet friendly MOD Justice Mike, no MODS ever come in here anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 14 April, 2015 Share Posted 14 April, 2015 Mike spends most of his time dogging in Hedge End. Sorry to hear about Mrs Spuds though. Still, at least you can now laugh along with the rest of us at Newcastle's expense, without getting a stiletto in the John-Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 14 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 April, 2015 Does Justice even still have mod powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 14 April, 2015 Share Posted 14 April, 2015 Don't know. Maybe we should add tubgirl to this thread and find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 14 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 April, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 14 April, 2015 Share Posted 14 April, 2015 Now we wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 15 April, 2015 Share Posted 15 April, 2015 Spudders, the Muppet Show has moved to the Lounge under the title of 'What is Wrong with America' Sadly, no gun-totting nuns, as yet; but I'm confident it's only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 15 April, 2015 Share Posted 15 April, 2015 The good days are now long gone I am off dogging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Not been into the Muppet Show much in the past year other than to accept my 'most missed muppet award' at the end of 2014. Anyways, having been given my notice at work last week, I've this week decided to bin off the Mrs. There are two main benefits to these recent changes to my life, firstly I can now escape Somerset and move back to the South Coast, but more importantly I can now spend some more time muppetering. I need a quick catch up, what are the key events/changes from the muppet show in recent times? Tokyo (RIP) has gone to have baby and also become new price pikey choosing to become registered user Muppet Show has been infiltrated by a girl, hi Lou Dubai Phil doesn't post here much any more about golf What are other key points I need to be aware of? Am I right in thinking that after the disappearance of muppet friendly MOD Justice Mike, no MODS ever come in here anymore? Because of Lou no pictures of scantily clad nuns :-( Bear has become Brian and posts on the main board Tokyo, RIP, is not missed. Ummmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 16 April, 2015 At leat I've not missed much then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 I'm not dead, I'm a dad. At this very moment I am at a breastfeeding club. This is nowhere near as good as it sounds. In fact I'm thinking of asking the NHS for my tax money back under the trades desription act. For the words 'breast' 'food' 'club' I was expecting something much better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 What Sort Of Baby Did You Get Tokyos? Is You Calling It Brian Like You Promise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 It appears to be half boy half monkey bear. You said Brian wasn't your real name so we opted for something normal instead, well normal but a bit posh... Sebastian - wife's choice. I wanted Tokyo-Saint 2 but she said he couldn't get into posh school with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Sebastian is my real name. Baby Threads is one of the reasons none of the good posters post here anymore and you can see why, but nonetheless Congratulations Innit Edit: What Was Weight Didn't We Have Sweepstake Running Or Something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 3.2kg. I dId promise to bombard Facebook for revenge of all the photos and updates woman of my friends have attaacked me with in the past but... I just can't be ****ed. I haven't even done ****** Facebook announcement... Does this make me a bad dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 16 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Yes, I've reported you to social services! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 It appears to be half boy half monkey bear. You said Brian wasn't your real name so we opted for something normal instead, well normal but a bit posh... Sebastian - wife's choice. I wanted Tokyo-Saint 2 but she said he couldn't get into posh school with that. Congratulations Tokes & Mrs Tokes. Good health, happiness and long life to Sebastian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 I'm not dead, I'm a dad. At this very moment I am at a breastfeeding club. This is nowhere near as good as it sounds. In fact I'm thinking of asking the NHS for my tax money back under the trades desription act. For the words 'breast' 'food' 'club' I was expecting something much better than this. You knew that you didn't get to practice what Sebastian is doing to understand what the little sod is going through didn't you!! And what's with 3.2Kg, what's that in proper weight FFS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Congrats Tokes! Was it natural birth? Or weird one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Heartfelt congratulations Toke. #thatsmyboy No, seriously. That's my boy. Ask you wife about her firm's Summer party. Anyway, hope Mum, Son and Dad are all doing well! Really pleased for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Congrats Tokes! Was it natural birth? Or weird one? I was born with a boner, or at least that is what my mum goes around telling people, i don't remember it personally. There would have been, if you think about it, and i don't really like to, a moment when my erect penis was penetrating my mum's vagina, while my dad was just stood there, watching AFAIK i didn't cum inside her tho, I prob waited till the doctor pulled me clear + then I splooged over her tits. I imagine the birth of Sebastian Tokyos Jr, was much the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 I was born with a boner, or at least that is what my mum goes around telling people, i don't remember it personally. There would have been, if you think about it, and i don't really like to, a moment when my erect penis was penetrating my mum's vagina, while my dad was just stood there, watching AFAIK i didn't cum inside her tho, I prob waited till the doctor pulled me clear + then I splooged over her tits. I imagine the birth of Sebastian Tokyos Jr, was much the same It's such a shame that Lou is on holiday, she'd have lapped that up - the funny story, I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 It appears to be half boy half monkey bear. You said Brian wasn't your real name so we opted for something normal instead, well normal but a bit posh... Sebastian - wife's choice. I wanted Tokyo-Saint 2 but she said he couldn't get into posh school with that. Sebastian ffs? He'll only get into a gay porn movie with that name, not Eton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 I'm not a doctor, but I wonder if it's ever happened that a boner baby has ejaculated when he's being born, and got his mum pregnant, and then like 9 months later a girl is born, and then like when when I'm 13 and my sister/daughter is 13 minus 9 months, we f*ck, and i get her pregnant, and then she gives birth to a boner baby, and he ejaculates when he's being born, and get's my sister/daughter pregnant, and then 9 months later my grand-daughter who is also my niece is born and I am only 14 and I don't know we're I'm going with this really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 I'm not a doctor, but I wonder if it's ever happened that a boner baby has ejaculated when he's being born, and got his mum pregnant, and then like 9 months later a girl is born, and then like when when I'm 13 and my sister/daughter is 13 minus 9 months, we f*ck, and i get her pregnant, and then she gives birth to a boner baby, and he ejaculates when he's being born, and get's my sister/daughter pregnant, and then 9 months later my grand-daughter who is also my niece is born and I am only 14 and I don't know we're I'm going with this really Another exclamation mark from Lou probably, Bearsy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 I'm not a doctor, but I wonder if it's ever happened that a boner baby has ejaculated when he's being born, and got his mum pregnant, and then like 9 months later a girl is born, and then like when when I'm 13 and my sister/daughter is 13 minus 9 months, we f*ck, and i get her pregnant, and then she gives birth to a boner baby, and he ejaculates when he's being born, and get's my sister/daughter pregnant, and then 9 months later my grand-daughter who is also my niece is born and I am only 14 and I don't know we're I'm going with this really Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Portsmouth. That's where Lou was last heard from Not that I'm stalking her, or even the slightest bit interested in her whereabouts*, you understand * Same sordid Eastern European dungeon without internet access that Bear frequents, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 That's where Lou was last heard from Not that I'm stalking her, or even the slightest bit interested in her whereabouts*, you understand * Same sordid Eastern European dungeon without internet access that Bear frequents, apparently. Do you think lou's 'whereabouts;)' are dark and dank or fresh and airy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Do you think lou's 'whereabouts;)' are dark and dank or fresh and airy? She was a fresh and airy good Catholic girl who became dark and dank after spending time with Bear - happens to us all eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 April, 2015 Share Posted 16 April, 2015 Sorry Spudders. I would of course have regaled you with many months worth of Golfing Tales. In fact I was crazy busy. Obviously I did win the Ryder Cup (in fact I was on TV more time in the last hour of that small shindig than a certain Mr McGinley and so wanted to share how I was responsible for the TV crew catching Rory shooting his load too early. Then we had the whole Race to Dubai thing that was won by someone, all I remember was Tommy Fleetwood's 7 Iron being plucked from the bottom of a Lake by some Drunk Brit. Then we had the Asian Tour. I did think of Tokes about that time but then got into conversation with some Indian guy called Arjan who apparently knew all about me as Tiger had mentioned that I was his new Life coach. Then there were the Ladies and the whole Desert Classic taking the p1ss out of a Manc (Rory) because we'd just beaten them. But seems everyone just got fed up with anything to do with Golf so instead I allowed myself to get stabbed in the back by a moron at work and have spent the past months trying to cancel my Resident Visa so I could actually get another job (so far to no avail). I also discovered Golf Wags. Especially at the Ryder Cup. Mrs Matt Kuchar set me on the right path with a new career idea. I thought it was all a but stupid at first but then without a Visa I can't work full time & Mrs D_P was very supportive so I became a 50 Shades Trainer and, well, to be honest I have nothing else to add, after all The Bear owns anything to do with that genre and I shamelessly used his Opus as my manual. I had a bit of a sticky moment or two when I first started out, but after finding the Japanese Fisherman's Knot Tying Manual and a local store selling cheap plastic Fly Swatters I feel I have made my mark in my new trade. In fact it really is amazing just how many Men seem to be missing out on satisfying the urges of their women folk by spending so much time at work all day. Once I tied in with Uber to collect their kids from School safely I was onto a winner. Hopefully in the next week or so I may actually have the chance to grab some clubs again. I feel that swinging a fly swatter or a Camel Whip at a perfect bikini tan line has cured a few of my issues in weight transferance in my golf swing. It certainly helped my Golf Swing and I did pass a few tips onto my pal Tiger a couple of months ago. Although think he may have tried them in the bedroom and got his tooth knocked out rather than trying to be a Master. Anyway I lurk occassionally. Maybe later this year I'll get one of those Muvi things and start recording the sessions for you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 17 April, 2015 Share Posted 17 April, 2015 Don't lie Phil, I heard your new job is dressing as Snoop Dog's puppet on his tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 17 April, 2015 Share Posted 17 April, 2015 I take it back Phil, this seems more like you hahaha http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/12896453.Naked_bald_man_seen__aggressively_masturbating__and__grunting__in_Grove_Park/?ref=mr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 April, 2015 Share Posted 19 April, 2015 Do you think lou's 'whereabouts;)' are dark and dank or fresh and airy? Goatboy!! You're so rude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 April, 2015 Share Posted 19 April, 2015 Not been into the Muppet Show much in the past year other than to accept my 'most missed muppet award' at the end of 2014. Anyways, having been given my notice at work last week, I've this week decided to bin off the Mrs. There are two main benefits to these recent changes to my life, firstly I can now escape Somerset and move back to the South Coast, but more importantly I can now spend some more time muppetering. I need a quick catch up, what are the key events/changes from the muppet show in recent times? Tokyo (RIP) has gone to have baby and also become new price pikey choosing to become registered user Muppet Show has been infiltrated by a girl, hi Lou Dubai Phil doesn't post here much any more about golf What are other key points I need to be aware of? Am I right in thinking that after the disappearance of muppet friendly MOD Justice Mike, no MODS ever come in here anymore? Hi Spudders! Sorry you've had a tough time of it. Though I'm slightly worried about the 'binning'. Hope the misses is still in one piece. The other new thing around this place is sometimes people actually meet in real life these days! There's a lot of man love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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