Caption Competition

[Weston Super Saint]

[Hatch]

Another Christmas gone , and still no-one has bought me a new tie.

[Weston Super Saint]

No wonder we haven't got any money, he's always giving the bloody tickets away.

[ladysaint]

You see where the hole is, the one Lallana used to fill, thats where I want you to play.

[The Farmer]

I reckon we might get a fiver for the corner flag.

[St.Thomas7]

"...And those seats down there used to be filled with fans..."

[trousers]

 

Wilde: You see this letter I'm holding? Hand it to Rupert and he'll read it out at the AGM. Don't worry, it'll be anonymous

[Rusaldo]

 

"If He Purchaced Her On The Company Card I'll Just Scream"

[Johnny Shearer]

 

"$5? I'll give you some cherry pop and a few Saints shares."

Edited 31 December, 2008 by Johnny Shearer

[Travelling Saint]

"If He Purchaced Her On The Company Card I'll Just Scream"

 

" I don't care if you'll love me long time, I don't have any money left what with the share price as it is. Now go sit in the cheap seats."

[Hatch]

She looks nothing like her picture in the brochure.

[trousers]

 

Wilde: Look, these shares are worth next to nothing. Can you Help me Rhonda?

[Travelling Saint]

" So Mrs Shinawatra, I hear you've got some spare cash and your husbands not going to be around for a while. Come right this way."

[Give it to Ron]

"so that is his latest 'family committment'"

[Marsdinho]

Wilde: Do you realise your pocket has fallen off your right t1t

 

Lowe: who are you calling a right t1t

[chocco boxo]

Mrs Park , wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country!

It could be worse, you could be a Saint,

Getting shafted by Rupert and his mate!

[Saint Billy]

wilde: You see this letter i'm holding? Hand it to rupert and he'll read it out at the agm. Don't worry, it'll be anonymous

 

excellent!

[Saint Billy]

 

Don't look round, but that guy behind us is the stalker I was on about.

[paulwantsapint]

MW) Watch your bag bwp & nd are lurking

Lady) Thank you for the advice

RL) Good idea Wilde, more for us to pilfer

[Nutwood2]

"That's one of the goals. To win the game, you have to kick the ball in there as many times as you can!"

[dubai_phil]

Another mail order horror story as the web description fails to meet reality.

 

But he said he was a successful, well liked businessman exclaimed the duped bride

[Mole]

"I didn't give him permission to speak to that woman"

[trousers]

Wilde to Woman: "That's one of the goals. To win the game, you have to kick the ball in there as many times as you can!"

 

Woman back to Wilde: "So when will these kids be old enough to understand that concept?"

 

(sorry...cheap shot)

[trousers]

 

Wilde: "You see those internet geeks sitting there? Make sure you keep your ears covered so they can't work out which branch of David Dein's family you are from"

[trousers]

 

Rupert's white tie catches the light from his face

[Cabrone]

Rupes, if I can get her to sign I think I've just found our next manager.....

[Baj]

Lay off the racist crap please

[SaintRobbie]

Lay off the racist crap please

 

Agreed Mrs Wilde is actually a lovely lady and I find that all a bit unnecessary and offensive too.

[Weston Saint]

You see where the hole is, the one Lallana used to fill, thats where I want you to play.

 

Wins it for me.

[Mr X]

You see that sheite down there on the pitch? I did that!

[Mister Neil]

Lowe, looking at Wilde, is just thinking "You are so SO gullible, and what the hell do you know about football anyway?"

[Big Bad Bob]

 

 

Wilde : Umm, steward lady, can you tell me where these seats are, I've not been here much!!

[Big Bad Bob]

 

Lowe : Is that a banner she has in her bag??

[Bourne Valley Saint]

Don't look round but very carefully place your handbag over there before that f**ker behind you

[Bourne Valley Saint]

Don't look round but very carefully place your handbag over there before that f**ker behind you steals it!

 

(Pushed wrong button - ignore above post - ***t)

[Big Bad Bob]

 

She must be one of 'arrys agents. She's got a little white envelope poking out of her coat pocket!!

[Toomer]

 

If you ask the bald dutch man down there he might give you a blast of his splif.

[Dan83]

Wilde: "Chorley's sat just down there, with Rupert behind you I need you to catch every penny you can!"

[Weston Super Saint]

 

RL: Who issued those tickets? How did he get seats next to mine?

[Mole]

Agreed Mrs Wilde is actually a lovely lady and I find that all a bit unnecessary and offensive too.

 

Is she really Mrs Wilde?

[Miltonaggro]

With his popularity fading fast, Rupert Lowe adds a new dimension to his existing Boardroom ventriloquist act with the addition of a mail order 'Mrs Wilde' dummy.*

 

*Ebay: HKD$9.99

[paulwantsapint]

 

MW) See I old chap told you I could get someone to sign on the dotted line

[paulwantsapint]

 

Lady) Please help I have been kidnapped by these two c#nts

[Mole]

 

Heres a tenner, go and buy yourself another handbag from the lucky lucky man.

[offix]

 

Oh master, look down there ..... those are the idiots that I betrayed especially for you!

[Mole]

 

Should've gone to specsavers

[Hopkins]

The cheaper option of Mr Wii?

 

"At half time you are going to go down there and amaze people"

[qwertySFC]

 

 

Right love , straight down those steps, see Jan he will get you a kit to put on , and your playing up front on ya own

[brightspark]

More cost cutting at Southampton as Michael Wilde agrees to become a steward. Lowe has also taken advantage of the cheap Asian market, utilising them with the St Johns Ambulance team.

[Evil Monkey]

"As a cost cutting measure, we've started making these burger wrappers out of unwanted share certificates. The rest are being used in the toilets."