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There is many words missing tho Lou! I would put Jizz over Tits. Cock needs to be same place as Arsehole. I'd prob have wank over everything :thumbup:

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There is many words missing tho Lou! I would put Jizz over Tits. Cock needs to be same place as Arsehole. I'd prob have wank over everything :thumbup:

 

No, no, no, arseholes have sign on them, it says "exit only"

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There is many words missing tho Lou! I would put Jizz over Tits. Cock needs to be same place as Arsehole. I'd prob have wank over everything :thumbup:

 

I'll consider c*ck. But tit or jizz aren't insults!

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Love the fact you're still getting worked up by a forum name, who isn't even posting :lol:

 

I was just about to reply to Lou regarding the semantic distinction between t*sser and w*anker and glad to see that she belatedly added 'pl0nker' and 'd1ckhead', as I was about to mention them. These distinctions are sometimes hard to define or explain, such as when a student asked me "What is the difference between 'manky' and 'grotty'?"

 

Anyway, we obviously have different understanding of the phrase 'worked up', or perhaps it really does confirm you don't have a clue about my writing style or why I'm here. :)

 

 

PS: Sanding down wood is ducking tedious and this thread, with a cuppa at hand, is still a welcome break!

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Although I'm not religious, ms pap comes from a Catholic family and the kids have both gone through all the ritual.

 

For stage one of the process, you have to give them saints names. I was left with the choice, didn't really know many female saints myself so went with Mary (obviously) and Anne.

 

The last one is not so obvious, but it was devoted to the utterly noble and virtuous reputation of girls who went to St Anne's.

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I wouldn't have gone Mary, i don't think pap. Mary is v.non-fashion name. Kids today, they don't want to be called Mary! I would have gone Etienne or Ives.

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yeah prob too many rhymes. You musn't make it too easy for schoolground Turks to be calling you Scary Hairy Mary getting Lairy. It's why no-one calls their kid i.e. Bunt or Lanker or i.e. Japist anymore

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omg we can play Rumplestiltskin! Guess my Real Name and, erm, I can't remember what was at stake in Rumplestiltskin story. Did he have to suck someone off or something?

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Ur just trying to get dickpics :thumbup: I do that all the time, I mean, not with dicks, but I'm like, those look like fake boobs to me, you've deffo had boob job. Don't lie. *sigh* ok then. Prove it.

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I wouldn't have gone Mary, i don't think pap. Mary is v.non-fashion name. Kids today, they don't want to be called Mary! I would have gone Etienne or Ives.

 

Or even more leftfield with Pancras?

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I wouldn't have gone Mary, i don't think pap. Mary is v.non-fashion name. Kids today, they don't want to be called Mary! I would have gone Etienne or Ives.

 

It's exactly the sort of name that'll make a comeback. Good, solid names. Look at all the boys names that have made a comeback, all solid, "proper" names.

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Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere.

 

hello, hello

Turkish is back

Turkish is back

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Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere.

 

hello, hello

Turkish is back

Turkish is back

 

God, you're so annoying, wish I still had you on ignore. I'm off to polish my furniture.

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Well you all seem very concerned! 5 pages all about me, fair play to you all. Especially Sue whistle who despite having me ignore and never reading anything I post have contributed more to this thread more than anyone else! if you didn't know she's doing some DIY at he moment by the way, I'm sure she might have mentioned it on here somewhere.

 

hello, hello

Turkish is back

Turkish is back

 

7. Plonker

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We love you Turkish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lol.

 

It's pretty evident this is indeed FACT.

 

I've been gone for a week, I couldn't deny you all any longer.

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I took you off ignore to see why you were banned. How does that make me a liar?

 

Oh funny that, I get banned and can't post so you take me off ignore, why? I can't post anything. Outed pal :lol:

 

MrWrong.gif

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Oh funny that, I get banned and can't post so you take me off ignore, why? I can't post anything. Outed pal :lol:

 

I just explained that I was intrigued as to why you were banned. The only way I could see the posts which led to your banning was to take you off ignore.

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I just explained that I was intrigued as to why you were banned. The only way I could see the posts which led to your banning was to take you off ignore.

 

The thread he was banned for was deleted. HTH

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I just explained that I was intrigued as to why you were banned. The only way I could see the posts which led to your banning was to take you off ignore.

 

It was deleted. Why are you lying? You did this before when you started replying to stuff I'd said just admit it, I was never on ignore.

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The thread he was banned for was deleted. HTH

 

It was deleted.

 

So what? It did exist though and whilst it existed I took him off ignore and read the thread and didn't put him back on ignore as he was banned.

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