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Dubai writes an essay

That I cant be arsed to read

Will someone bullet point it

Whilst I rub out my seed

 

 

In other news

 

You've killed my forum bestie

And stamped on all our dreams

Now mongs will keep on saying

We're better than top 4 teams

it said there is no golf in Dubai at present, they do rubbish karaoke in The Middle East , and Turks was a look at me poster. That is the best my scratchyArabic can translate for you , sorry
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a presentation of the ground expansion plans.

 

Talking of which, if we make Europe, will that make a difference to the plans? Discuss.

 

:)

 

Well, I was talking in jest, but _that_ thread seems to have been resurrected: CB Fry ploughing a lone furrow without his tag team partner alongside...

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Well, I was talking in jest, but _that_ thread seems to have been resurrected: CB Fry ploughing a lone furrow without his tag team partner alongside...

 

For someone that was so easily wound up by Turkish and who supposedly blocked (and let everyone know many times) and despised him, you're spending a lot of time on a rather weird thread about him. Very odd.

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For someone that was so easily wound up by Turkish and who supposedly blocked (and let everyone know many times) and despised him, you're spending a lot of time on a rather weird thread about him. Very odd.

 

So you would only post on subjects where you are in favour of the subject? Not from the evidence...

 

People on here are probably even more vociferous when giving a negative opinion than when giving a positive, you included. It's not odd at all is it?

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So you would only post on subjects where you are in favour of the subject? Not from the evidence...

 

People on here are probably even more vociferous when giving a negative opinion than when giving a positive, you included. It's not odd at all is it?

 

I just find the whole thread a bit odd, the first post was amusing, but it's just become a rather weird, obsessive thread about a forum name being used by a person most people on the thread haven't met.

 

And Sue, personally I don't see what harm a forum name has come to either, but hey ho, you crack on!

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I just find the whole thread a bit odd, the first post was amusing, but it's just become a rather weird, obsessive thread about a forum name being used by a person most people on the thread haven't met.

 

And Sue, personally I don't see what harm a forum name has come to either, but hey ho, you crack on!

 

Oh, the irony, Patrick.

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I've noticed "weird" and "odd" are used as the go-to perjoratives on this forum, as if they are in and of themselves the worst thing possible.

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Please point out how I have been ironic?

 

Your description was exactly how I'd describe a standard Turkish thread...

 

Anyway, c'mon, he must be LOVING all this attention. This is his glory moment... The bile is done in his honour. He's a c*ck (on here) and he knows and revels in it. We're all just part of his pantomime.

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Your description was exactly how I'd describe a standard Turkish thread...

 

Anyway, c'mon, he must be LOVING all this attention. This is his glory moment... The bile is done in his honour. He's a c*ck (on here) and he knows and revels in it. We're all just part of his pantomime.

 

Nicely put, I can't come back from that :)

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Nicely put, I can't come back from that :)

 

Just trying to ingratiate myself with mafia man now I know he's back. Very scared after everything I've said. If I go quiet on here, you'll know why.... ;)

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Im confused, I am not sure if its cos I haven't bothered reading on from my last post or I've its just because I've opened the Kraken spiced rum (Black Sails is a bad influence).

 

Lou you're better than arse kissing and anyways I always sort of saw the same name when I saw turkish and trousers, both began with T so after than they assumed the same profile in my mind, soz pantalon's.

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Also due to TV influence or should I say Trailer Park Boys I am stopping my get ripped diet and having cheeseburgers tonight, thank you for not caring

I know what you're sayin', y'know what I'm saying?

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I know what you're sayin', y'know what I'm saying?

 

Ain't got a fricking clue to be honest

 

J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here.

 

Ain't got a fricking clue to be honest

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Fooks sake. Well, doing an Advanced search for Turkish in Title Only yields 24 results. Most are like this one:

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?32118-Turkish&highlight=Turkish#.VRNB8KVFDqA

 

Lol at the first 4 posters - all now banned. One at his own request.

 

Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative.

 

I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum.

 

Who was banned at his own request?!

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Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative.

 

I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum.

 

Who was banned at his own request?!

 

The guy who started the thread was awesome. I miss him.

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Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative.

 

I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum.

 

Who was banned at his own request?!

 

Lol, it's kinda sad. But apparently Batman used to be known as thedelldays. When he hit something like 50,000 posts he got worried that people weren't taking him seriously so ased the mods to ban him and let him come back as Brett from Camden (Batman).

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Lol, it's kinda sad. But apparently Batman used to be known as thedelldays. When he hit something like 50,000 posts he got worried that people weren't taking him seriously so ased the mods to ban him and let him come back as Brett from Camden (Batman).

 

Luckily we all take him incredibly seriously these days...

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Lol, it's kinda sad. But apparently Batman used to be known as thedelldays. When he hit something like 50,000 posts he got worried that people weren't taking him seriously so ased the mods to ban him and let him come back as Brett from Camden (Batman).

 

Oh!! :) nice one, Batman!

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And Sue, personally I don't see what harm a forum name has come to either, but hey ho, you crack on!

 

Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse.

 

There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere.

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Moi? No, I'm Sarb. Ask Bearsy or Tokes, they know...

 

I can confirm. Sarb & DPS only get confused cos they happened to be staying in the same Glasgow hotel, on the same date :thumbup:

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Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse.

 

There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere.

 

No, sorry Sue. I really, strongly disagree with you on this. To the point, I actually feel quite upset about it.

 

Turks is in no way a w*nker. He's clearly much more in t*sser territory.

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Can I just point out that calling any man a wánker or tósser is largely an exercise in redundancy in the Internet porn age?

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Can I just point out that calling any man a wánker or tósser is largely an exercise in redundancy in the Internet porn age?

 

Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is:

1. C*nt

2. Ar*sehole

3. W*nker

4. T*sser

5. Tw*t

6. Pr*t

 

Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad.

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Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse.

 

There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere.

 

He did a good job at getting under your skin though. Despite having him on ignore you couldn't help yourself.

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Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is:

1. C*nt

2. Ar*sehole

3. W*nker

4. T*sser

5. Tw*t

6. Pr*t

 

Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad.

 

Lou, sweety, PM me and I'll show you how to get around the tossing swear filter good and proper :-)

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Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is:

1. C*nt

2. Ar*sehole

3. W*nker

4. T*sser

5. Tw*t

6. Pr*t

 

Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad.

 

I was also brought up near Coxford and in my opinion your 'Ar*sehole' is too high. it should be between 'T*sser' and 'Tw*t'

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I was also brought up near Coxford and in my opinion your 'Ar*sehole' is too high. it should be between 'T*sser' and 'Tw*t'

 

You know what, I think you're right. Only someone from Coxford would spot that.

 

I guess I struggled to find something between a w*nker and a c*nt. It's the bloody poncy influence of London on me now.

 

How about f*cker? Or d*ckhead?

 

It's really important we get this criteria right from the start.

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Lou, sweety, PM me and I'll show you how to get around the tossing swear filter good and proper :-)

 

Clever! But my St Anne's education makes me too bashful to actually write the words in full...

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Not sure what this even means, so I won't comment. But as a general point if you don't see why I might want to comment you are remarkably obtuse.

 

There's enough different people coming out with comments here to show the general opinion that he was indeed a sad *anker. This thread is marginally more entertaining than the sanding and varnishing I've got to return to, but I think my next break I'll wander elsewhere.

 

Love the fact you're still getting worked up by a forum name, who isn't even posting :lol:

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