Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850 Hosting the party, apparently.
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850 Hosting the party, apparently. Bear, size doesn't matter - it's what you do with it that counts! I'll see you tonight in East London!
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Small penises? Pah, you should see a micro-penis.
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you Oh no! Man flu?
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Yeah my nursing staff reckons I have one of the worst cases of exaggerated man flu in recorded history! It's pretty serious. Everyone is v.worried
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Yeah my nursing staff reckons I have one of the worst cases of exaggerated man flu in recorded history! It's pretty serious. Everyone is v.worried Oh no, I am worried too! I've seen instances where it can turn into man hysteria. It's very dangerous. Let me know if you'd like me to come and mop your brow, or give any other moral support.
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear - this place ain't the same without you.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Oh no, I am worried too! I've seen instances where it can turn into man hysteria. It's very dangerous. Let me know if you'd like me to come and mop your brow, or give any other moral support. Bearsy, bedridden? Not his brow that will need mopping, that's for sure.
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/ So have you watched no. 1 on there yet?
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I've been trying! It's one of those movies you can only watch in 10 minute segments, any more than that & ur brain starts to atrophy
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I've been trying! It's one of those movies you can only watch in 10 minute segments, any more than that & ur brain starts to atrophy I see what you mean. I just got 6 mins in, and need a break already.
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Tks spooder nice that even old + absent friends that ain't posted here in years can still be relied on in times of gr8 tragedy much love xx
Spudders Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I sensed something was wrong, so had to come on here and check!!
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Author Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! [emoji106] https://afdah.org/ Thought I was in luck, clicked on 1, jumped forward to random 43 minutes and found only sex scene in movie. It was ****e
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Author Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear and take up Lou's offer, you need fluid to combat man flu
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Dr Goat prescribes lager, cake and blowjobs. Please note I am not a real doctor. Also please note I am not offering blowjob. Or lager. Or cake.
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Author Posted 18 March, 2015 Dr Goat prescribes lager, cake and blowjobs. Please note I am not a real doctor. Also please note I am not offering blowjob. Or lager. Or cake. What about anal?
Bucks Saint Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear and take up Lou's offer, you need fluid to combat man flu I love a romantic tale. The big question is, will there eventually be a Mrs Lou Coxford-Bearsy?
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 What about anal? Depends on the cake. I reckon you'd have trouble with a sponge but a nice firm fruitcake might get up there ok.
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I love a romantic tale. The big question is, will there eventually be a Mrs Lou Coxford-Bearsy? I don't do marriage. Not even for Bearsy. But only requirements are football, sex and monogamy. Take it or leave it.
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Depends on the cake. I reckon you'd have trouble with a sponge but a nice firm fruitcake might get up there ok. Have you tried a mountbattenberg?
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 Have you tried a mountbattenberg? No but I've been twos up with a fat rascal inside my baumkuchen.
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 I don't do marriage. Not even for Bearsy. But only requirements are football, sex and monogamy. Take it or leave it. First two sound great! What's the third? Can you eat it?
Fowllyd Posted 18 March, 2015 Posted 18 March, 2015 First two sound great! What's the third? Can you eat it? It's a kind of wood, you fool. Everyone knows that.
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you Any improvement overnight Bear, or do I need to start preparing a nice receptacle for my share of your testicles?
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 It's a kind of wood, you fool. Everyone knows that. A kind of wood reserved especially for me
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 A kind of wood reserved especially for me Bear and his wood are on their way, Lou.
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 Bear and his wood are on their way, Lou. I thought I was just getting the micro-penis? I don't want the whole lot!
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 I thought I was just getting the micro-penis? I don't want the whole lot! That is the micro-penis! - Bear's a lot larger than he appears (allegedly)
PompeyLass Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 Stupid question alert - How do I upload a picture from my laptop ?
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 Stupid question alert - How do I upload a picture from my laptop ? If you mean uploading a photo from your laptop (not from google etc.) on to here, then I, too, would like to know how to do that.
PompeyLass Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 If you mean uploading a photo from your laptop (not from google etc.) on to here, then I, too, would like to know how to do that. Yep, that's what I mean.
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Probably too many up skirt shots from you monkeys meant it was turned off:lol: Not too sure why everyone thinks the bear man is packing a cocktail sausage as he is very poplar judging by his website dancingbear maybe he's been busy working as I wish I was that popular
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Cheers CC, I didn't realise you can use that funnction for uploading your own photos from a laptop, and not just google etc
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Probably too many up skirt shots from you monkeys meant it was turned off:lol: Not too sure why everyone thinks the bear man is packing a cocktail sausage as he is very poplar judging by his website dancingbear maybe he's been busy working as I wish I was that popular It's easy to be popular on here CC. It's all picking the right name and right avatar. Hot girl pic or cutesy animal, and the forum is yours....
PompeyLass Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Probably too many up skirt shots from you monkeys meant it was turned off:lol: Not too sure why everyone thinks the bear man is packing a cocktail sausage as he is very poplar judging by his website dancingbear maybe he's been busy working as I wish I was that popular Hmmmmm, it only shows me that I can upload from a URL
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 It's easy to be popular on here CC. It's all picking the right name and right avatar. Hot girl pic or cutesy animal, and the forum is yours.... Vic isn't cute !!! I'm offended.
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 Hmmmmm, it only shows me that I can upload from a URL Yeah I know but up until about 1 month ago (when I noticed) you could select where you wanted the photo from (desktop or web) but it had disappeared from there as you used to be able to choose. Hopefully a mod can help out why this changed
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Posted 19 March, 2015 Hmmmmm, it only shows me that I can upload from a URL Upload your image to tinypic.com, it will then host it and give you the URL to put into your post...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Posted 19 March, 2015 I don't do marriage. Not even for Bearsy. But only requirements are football, sex and monogamy. Take it or leave it. Those requirements are almost like marriage, apart from the football and sex parts.....
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 Many thanks for the uploading photo instructions, Bob.
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Posted 19 March, 2015 Those requirements are almost like marriage, apart from the football and sex parts..... So... remind me what marriage has got going for it?
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