If you could get lamped by any.....

[benjii]

....football player, who would it be?

 

I'd go for Benayoun or Crouch I think.

 

It certainly wouldn't be a haymaker liable to rearrange your face but you could fetch a good wedge with the story.

[Evil Monkey]

Someone light weight. No strength what so ever. Couldnt battle his way out of a paper bag. Anyone from the St Marys home dressing room.

[Hatch]

Beckham.

[SNSUN]

sol campbell. Mind you, you could just flirt with him a little bit and he wouldn't hit you in the first place.

[saint_stevo]

Duncan Ferguson

[1976_Child]

Frank Lampard.

 

Then I could say: "Frankly, that Lamping wasn't very 'ard..."

 

Guffaw...guffaw

Edited 30 December, 2008 by 1976_Child

[mynameisthehulk]

Simon Gillett

[Denzil]

Any of our pathetic players.