benjii Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 ....football player, who would it be? I'd go for Benayoun or Crouch I think. It certainly wouldn't be a haymaker liable to rearrange your face but you could fetch a good wedge with the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Monkey Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 Someone light weight. No strength what so ever. Couldnt battle his way out of a paper bag. Anyone from the St Marys home dressing room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 Beckham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 sol campbell. Mind you, you could just flirt with him a little bit and he wouldn't hit you in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 Duncan Ferguson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 (edited) Frank Lampard. Then I could say: "Frankly, that Lamping wasn't very 'ard..." Guffaw...guffaw Edited 30 December, 2008 by 1976_Child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisthehulk Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 Simon Gillett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 30 December, 2008 Share Posted 30 December, 2008 Any of our pathetic players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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