Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 He's already said! In order of most common - so in case of SMS, I reckon we've got to save the Fatties first! No joking here, I think that's probably right. With the fact that men between the ages of 21 and 40 are the highest risk for depression related suicide, it would be good to knock that one on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 +1 It's a vicious cycle. We think we're helping them. We think we're shaming them thin, but the reverse is true. Everytime you call a bro "who ate all the pies", he waddles to the concession stand and buys comforting Mars Bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 With regards to Sexism at Football tho Jeff, and I'm v.serious here, even if it's not #1 on our issues list, or even top 5, we've got to think to ourselves, does the Kick Sex Out campaign do any actual harm? Why not let them have this one? It's getting their pretty little heads all befuddled, and frankly, we could all do without the nagging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Long overdue. More like too late! I called on you guys, and you didn't come. I'll never rely on your Muppet services again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 With regards to Sexism at Football tho Jeff, and I'm v.serious here, even if it's not #1 on our issues list, or even top 5, we've got to think to ourselves, does the Kick Sex Out campaign do any actual harm? Why not let them have this one? It's getting their pretty little heads all befuddled, and frankly, we could all do without the nagging Where have I said it shouldn't be though Bearsy. I haven't and i wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Ur not going passive aggressive are you Lou? That is such a troll move! I will bring this up at the next Saintweb Witchfinder General Assembly! I'm going to seek some hugs from Alpine, Barry, Dune and Glasgow. I'm feeling all lonesome at the moment! Troll solidarity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Where have I said it shouldn't be though Bearsy. I haven't and i wouldn't. oh ok sorry tbh i skipped most the thread, i just assumed you was all arguing about something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 never a nun when you need one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 I called on you guys, and you didn't cum. Rule 2 of Muppet Show: Everything is Innuendo Edit: In-ur-end-oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 https://8tracks.imgix.net/i/000/697/204/Nun_too_soon_by_Lochai-3655.jpg?rect=19,143,531,531&q=65&sharp=15&vib=10&fm=jpg&fit=max Ok, Ive cracked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 I'm not sure where I stand on fat-ist stuff. As a teenage podgster, I know how it feels to be called names such as "big fat jellywobbler", particularly if the person dishing out the abuse cannot easily be quieted with a beating. So yes, I felt bad - but I ate a load of shít back then. It was totally my fault. I know some fat people have genuine medical issues though, so it is a thorny issue. And yes, Bear is correct that many of those attacked will take it out on the tuck shop. I think as long as we clearly state our policy on "who ate all the pies", making it clear that any derision is not meant for the "no fault of their own" camp, fatism would be okay, because its a choice, innit? If someone became a smackhead, looked like a smackhead and had the píss out ripped out of them for being a gaunt motherfúcker, they'd have no cause to complain, would they? Why special rules for iced bun junkies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 My brother is A.Fat so I am quite sensitive to this issue. I never call people fat to their face, unless they're not genuine fat and I'm just teasing. If someone is genuine fat, I only call them fat behind their back, because of Politeness and Good Manners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 I'm going to seek some hugs from Alpine, Barry, Dune and Glasgow. I'm feeling all lonesome at the moment! Troll solidarity! One of the main reasons I started posting new threads in the Lounge was to dilute Dune's mix of threads about Rhodesia, Gibraltar and/or the particular subset of people he didn't particularly like this week (scousers, gypsies, etc). He was bounced off the site for implied racism, iirc. Alps is still here, and isn't really a troll, more a magnet for unimaginative fúckers with nowt to say suddenly thinking of something after one of his provocatively depressed posts. Gets far more abuse on here than he ever dishes out. Barry was a ceaseless, interminable wind-up - and through simple forum judo, got me a good 'un (I thought he was dune under a new identity. He wasn't). I've never seen a post count accumulate so quickly. Bounced off here unfairly, I reckon. Glasgow was a bit more subtle, but as soon as you knew his MO wasn't worth weighing in on any of the football threads. Most of them began with an innocuous enough question, but he'd end up subtly doing down the Saints, to the collective squeals of the usual suspects who get overly upset about that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 I'm going to seek some hugs from Alpine, Barry, Dune and Glasgow. I'm feeling all lonesome at the moment! Troll solidarity! I'm sure the latter three are all still here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Jeff gets very agitated by women with strong views doesn't he? Also seems to know a lot about extreme porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 I find it strange how narrow minded someone who is so progressive in their thinking is. Either that, or you do it to annoy people. It seems you are the troll a number of us have been discussing you were You sad b*stards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Jeff gets very agitated by women with strong views doesn't he? Also seems to know a lot about extreme porn... Why do you say that? Been on these forums 10 years and never fallen out with any women on here or in my life generally. I'm very easy going in fact. Some people just rub me up the wrong way, men or women. That's life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 You sad b*stards! It was more "Is this woman real, or is she a reincarnation of x, and Pap is playing along." What is sad about discussing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 It was more "Is this woman real, or is she a reincarnation of x, and Pap is playing along." What is sad about discussing that? Hi Jeff (if you can read this), Nope, I'm definitely a woman, and you have definitely followed me over two threads, demanded I answer your questions, and got a bit aggressive when I declined, and all on a thread about sexism. I'd send you my Twitter account to prove I'm a woman, but frankly, I'm a touch intimidated. I don't want to fall out with you Jeff, I don't like falling out with anyone. How about we both just admit it got a bit OTT, and move on? I'm sure you're a nice guy, the same as I'm a nice gal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 It was more "Is this woman real, or is she a reincarnation of x, and Pap is playing along." What is sad about discussing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 It was more "Is this woman real, or is she a reincarnation of x, and Pap is playing along." What is sad about discussing that? Well, only the fact that I've said that Lou is a girl. I was pretty clear on that. Bucks was there too, and we'd had a bit of previous on the PS4/XBOX thread, so there was no reason for us to collectively bullshít. It wouldn't even be an issue if more people had turned up at the Old Farmhouse, but hey, I bet that was a master plan of mine too, and that I've been running the Bucks Saint account as controlled opposition for several years! Seriously UJ, at least when I entertain conspiracy theories I go big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Well, only the fact that I've said that Lou is a girl. I was pretty clear on that. Bucks was there too, and we'd had a bit of previous on the PS4/XBOX thread, so there was no reason for us to collectively bullshít. It wouldn't even be an issue if more people had turned up at the Old Farmhouse, but hey, I bet that was a master plan of mine too, and that I've been running the Bucks Saint account as controlled opposition for several years! Seriously UJ, at least when I entertain conspiracy theories I go big. I'm starting to get paranoid Pap. Keep looking down to check everything's still there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Glad my pain and anguish is keeping you entertained Deano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 This thread is most bizarre. Lou, you're welcome to follow me on Twitter. I'll consider other offers. Granted, I'm pretty dull and mostly just blurt out the boring crap in my head. Pap, UJ & Mikey can confirm this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 This thread is most bizarre. Lou, you're welcome to follow me on Twitter. I'll consider other offers. Granted, I'm pretty dull and mostly just blurt out the boring crap in my head. Pap, UJ & Mikey can confirm this. Following you on Twitter would give away my anonymity though, that's the trouble. I followed Bearsy way back on Twitter, but only just realised it recently, had a panic, and quickly unfollowed. I think I got away with it. This place is weird enough (and I don't mean you) already, without people having your real name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Following you on Twitter would give away my anonymity though, that's the trouble. I followed Bearsy way back on Twitter, but only just realised it recently, had a panic, and quickly unfollowed. I think I got away with it. This place is weird enough (and I don't mean you) already, without people having your real name. That's fair. I'm selective, some will happily give out their handle I share with those that give it away. Tbf, I did find UJ after he mentioned having a moan at the train companies. He's fine on there, as I said very odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Christ I just looked on the 'Murica thread. Is it just me, or is there a lot of hostility at the moment? Why is that? End of season tension? Can't we all get along guise? Let's all hug it out, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Following you on Twitter would give away my anonymity though, that's the trouble. I followed Bearsy way back on Twitter, but only just realised it recently, had a panic, and quickly unfollowed. I think I got away with it. This place is weird enough (and I don't mean you) already, without people having your real name. That was when @unbelievabletruckerjeff followed and unfollowed you, Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Also, is Bear on Twitter? Is that entertaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 That was when @unbelievabletruckerjeff followed and unfollowed you, Bear. So you're saying this whole sexism debacle has been Jeff arguing with his own fake female alter ego. Wow that is f*cked up! But suddenly it all starts to make a bit more sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2015 Also, is Bear on Twitter? Is that entertaining? No, it was rubbish. Can even remember how I came across it. Probably just stalking him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 So you're saying this whole sexism debacle has been Jeff arguing with his own fake female alter ego. Wow that is f*cked up! But suddenly it all starts to make a bit more sense... Ok, ok, UJ is actually me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 March, 2015 Share Posted 9 March, 2015 No, it was rubbish. Can even remember how I came across it. Probably just stalking him. Can't even rely on the bear anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 So you're saying this whole sexism debacle has been Jeff arguing with his own fake female alter ego. Wow that is f*cked up! But suddenly it all starts to make a bit more sense... Nah, I was referring more to the story I told about a girl called Lou potentially being a trucker called Jeff, and the nascent conspiracy theory that you might be a former cock-rocking poster achieving the cover of girl by my personal say so. Content does get stretched during long periods of time, it has to be said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Is Deppo still on there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 This Deppo intrigues me, I hear him(/her?) mentioned semi-frequently on here. Think I joined too late to see them in action. Another TSW myth lost to newbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 But it's hard, I want improvements for all Darn my flimsy liberal-ness. Can't we all just get along? Free hugs for all KRG says. The problem with free hugs for all KRG is if there is a certain level of attractiveness involved then Ill prob get a boner and then we are back to square one being called sexist etc again Im all for equality of the racist but I cant help my male desires !!! On another note, I spend 6 hours on the road and what the hell happens ? This is the muppet show jeff ? For god sake man think of the muppets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 This thread is most bizarre. Lou, you're welcome to follow me on Twitter. I'll consider other offers. Granted, I'm pretty dull and mostly just blurt out the boring crap in my head. Pap, UJ & Mikey can confirm this. I follow all three on twitter, I think, I may follow you, god knows, I follow plenty on twitter n talk plenty of ****e Think Jeff needs to have a lay down mind. May have gone a tad OTT on here old chap, not up there with the worst meltdown Ive seen but it was almost there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Following you on Twitter would give away my anonymity though, that's the trouble. I followed Bearsy way back on Twitter, but only just realised it recently, had a panic, and quickly unfollowed. I think I got away with it. This place is weird enough (and I don't mean you) already, without people having your real name. Who is bearsy on twitter ?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 I followed Bearsy way back on Twitter woah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 it was rubbish. woah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Who is bearsy on twitter ?!?!? I'm not, I don't like twitter I'm only a little on there from when I was doing a prank on tokyos or someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Morning all. How goes it? So after a good night's sleep, and a read of a few of Lou's recent comments I have the following to say. - Lou, sorry for having a go. I certainly did not mean to make you feel intimidated. As Pap can tell you, you really have no reason to feel intimidated by me, and i certainly don't want anyone to feel like that. I wasn't following you as such, it just seemed like a bit of antagonism to me that if you came on here to forget the conversation, you still mentioned the fact you were having it etc. Anyway, I apologise. - I'm not sexist. I'm really not. You may or may not believe that, it's just that we have slightly different ideas as to how big a problem it is in society, obviously through different life experiences. Let's leave it at that. - Smirking_Saint, you follow me on Twitter? I wasn't aware of that. I've chatted with Pap and KRG on there before but wasn't aware of that. I wonder if I follow you already, blissfully unaware that I follow you. - Deppo is still on there, but isn't as funny as he used to be on here - he struggles more when he hasnt got everyone on here to bounce off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 10 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Morning all. How goes it? So after a good night's sleep, and a read of a few of Lou's recent comments I have the following to say. - Lou, sorry for having a go. I certainly did not mean to make you feel intimidated. As Pap can tell you, you really have no reason to feel intimidated by me, and i certainly don't want anyone to feel like that. I wasn't following you as such, it just seemed like a bit of antagonism to me that if you came on here to forget the conversation, you still mentioned the fact you were having it etc. Anyway, I apologise. - I'm not sexist. I'm really not. You may or may not believe that, it's just that we have slightly different ideas as to how big a problem it is in society, obviously through different life experiences. Let's leave it at that. - Smirking_Saint, you follow me on Twitter? I wasn't aware of that. I've chatted with Pap and KRG on there before but wasn't aware of that. I wonder if I follow you already, blissfully unaware that I follow you. - Deppo is still on there, but isn't as funny as he used to be on here - he struggles more when he hasnt got everyone on here to bounce off. Apology accepted. I'm sorry for anything I said too. I know you're not a sexist. Haven't thought that for one moment. Does that mean I'm off ignore?! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 10 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2015 woah 'Rubbish' is code for 'brilliant' !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 'Rubbish' is code for 'brilliant' !! ********, the bears account is carp. He tweets like every 2 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Apology accepted. I'm sorry for anything I said too. I know you're not a sexist. Haven't thought that for one moment. Does that mean I'm off ignore?! x Ha, nope. Just means I've got to select 'View post' everytime I want to read one of your posts... Of course you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 10 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2015 Of course you are! And don't EVER leave me on my own in a room with Alpine again. I got so depressed I bought a Pompey season ticket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 10 March, 2015 Share Posted 10 March, 2015 ... and they all lived happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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