Lets B Avenue Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 To quote a scene from The Young Ones. "Don't mind me, I'm irrelevant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 To quote a scene from The Young Ones. "Don't mind me, I'm irrelevant." Oh no, you accidentally slipped off! Back in there now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Oh no, you accidentally slipped off! Back in there now... 7th!!! I'm honoured, but worried about being in a play-off in July (unless Pap wins the FA Cup). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 woop woop! no 1! I thought i would have to work v.much harder to achieve this, and i.e. start haunting Farmhouses like murdered milkmaid, or pap, but i suppose i either a) under-estimated my own Fascination, or 2) The likes of i.e. Bucks Saints become significantly less appealing on closer acquaintance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 What did Saint Mikey do to get below me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 What did Saint Mikey do to get below me? Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Ew. Boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 What did Saint Mikey do to get below me? I can't even remember, but it must have been significant. To be honest, I can't even remember what you did to be so low down. Which is why I need the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I can't even remember, but it must have been significant. To be honest, I can't even remember what you did to be so low down. Which is why I need the list. I expect it's the sexist comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 woop woop! no 1! I thought i would have to work v.much harder to achieve this, and i.e. start haunting Farmhouses like murdered milkmaid, or pap, but i suppose i either a) under-estimated my own Fascination, or 2) The likes of i.e. Bucks Saints become significantly less appealing on closer acquaintance I was impressed by the fact you never dislike anyone. That level of niceness deserved rewarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 What did Saint Mikey do to get below me? I was surprised too, cos he is sound, but then I realised I was thinking of SuperMikey, and I'm not actually entirely sure who Saint Mikey is. Too many Mikeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I was impressed by the fact you never dislike anyone. That level of niceness deserved rewarding. I don't think anyone truly dislikes someone on here do they? It's just words on a screen after all. If pap was screaming in my face down the pub then maybe I could say for certain that I dislike him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I expect it's the sexist comments. Yeah that might do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 woop woop! no 1! I thought i would have to work v.much harder to achieve this, and i.e. start haunting Farmhouses like murdered milkmaid, or pap, but i suppose i either a) under-estimated my own Fascination, or 2) The likes of i.e. Bucks Saints become significantly less appealing on closer acquaintance Mate its (a) for sure. I will not reveal the full result of the London gathering poll last night, but at least I have lost my top spot to a poster who several others thought was their Fave. Congrats Bearsy. It was much less clear who was the least Fave, with 17 posters tied for joint bottom place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I was surprised too, cos he is sound, but then I realised I was thinking of SuperMikey, and I'm not actually entirely sure who Saint Mikey is. Too many Mikeys I've got no idea. Calling Saint Mikey! What did you do?! The list isn't perfect by any stretch, I must admit. To be honest, since finding out Griffo is 16 and gets unconscious on Fosters knat ****, I kind of feel much more motherly towards him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Mate its (a) for sure. I will not reveal the full result of the London gathering poll last night, but at least I have lost my top spot to a poster who several others thought was their Fave. Congrats Bearsy. It was much less clear who was the least Fave, with 17 posters tied for joint bottom place I hope Unbelievable Jeff fought my corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I don't think anyone truly dislikes someone on here do they? It's just words on a screen after all. If pap was screaming in my face down the pub then maybe I could say for certain that I dislike him. No, but Bearsy genuinely never gets nasty or annoyed with people on here. I admire that and am certainly no angel in that respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I hope Unbelievable Jeff fought my corner. Unbelievable Jeff had a hard enough time fighting his own corner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Did 17 bros really show? Is that what I'm reading? This place is gonna become v.over-familiar if we're not careful. If I start reading posts that is like, Yes Paul, as I was saying to Karen last week, when we went to that thing with Dave and Steve, it's not like Harold to say something like that, especially about Gertrude, then I will, I dunno, I won't actually do anything, but I will begin to feel, like Ostriched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 No, but Bearsy genuinely never gets nasty or annoyed with people on here. I admire that and am certainly no angel in that respect. Fuck you! I'm edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Did 17 bros really show? Is that what I'm reading? This place is gonna become v.over-familiar if we're not careful. If I start reading posts that is like, Yes Paul, as I was saying to Karen last week, when we went to that thing with Dave and Steve, it's not like Harold to say something like that, especially about Gertrude, then I will, I dunno, I won't actually do anything, but I will begin to feel, like Ostriched You coming to Leicester next month, Brian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 These things always go over my head! Well I think that's lovely you're making friends... Sort of but most of my e-friends tend to end up e-dead. Justice Mike, Spudders, His-Bajesty, Rulebook Ric, Aldi-Man.... God rest their e-souls I think Erico is the only one left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Mate its (a) for sure. I will not reveal the full result of the London gathering poll last night, but at least I have lost my top spot to a poster who several others thought was their Fave. Congrats Bearsy. It was much less clear who was the least Fave, with 17 posters tied for joint bottom place I very much enjoyed the insider info on multiple posters. I feel I'm part of the clique now. I admit I may have described several posters as "c*cks" but I think that was just the beer talking, because I love everyone really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 You coming to Leicester next month, Brian? might do steve! Bro of mine is ST so it is Derby Match For Me i will Let You Know If I Do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Did 17 bros really show? Is that what I'm reading? This place is gonna become v.over-familiar if we're not careful. If I start reading posts that is like, Yes Paul, as I was saying to Karen last week, when we went to that thing with Dave and Steve, it's not like Harold to say something like that, especially about Gertrude, then I will, I dunno, I won't actually do anything, but I will begin to feel, like Ostriched You are definitely not part of the clique any more. Remember you said you'd PM me all the insider info, and then never did? I don't need it any more! So ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Do I have to start coming to saintsweb real life gatherings to get on this list, or will sending humours pics to Lou by PM suffice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 might do steve! Bro of mine is ST so it is Derby Match For Me i will Let You Know If I Do Nooooooo!!!!!! Don't do it Bear! Don't ruin your anonymity! It will never be the same again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Fuck you! I'm edgy! Aw, you're so cute when you swear! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Unbelievable Jeff had a hard enough time fighting his own corner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Do I have to start coming to saintsweb real life gatherings to get on this list, or will sending humours pics to Lou by PM suffice? Basically, you either have to pee me off by being either sexist, or by mocking any request for a Saintsweb meet up. Or you need flirt/back me up in any argument/agree with my point of view/give me a cutesy pet name/be super intelligent/tell crude jokes that make me laugh/tell me you'd like to see me in a gimp mask/stand up to Turkish/be really knowledgable and positive about SaintsFC. Any of the above usually works. I'm easy pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Basically, you either have to pee me off by being either sexist, or by mocking any request for a Saintsweb meet up. Or you need flirt/back me up in any argument/agree with my point of view/give me a cutesy pet name/be super intelligent/tell crude jokes that make me laugh/tell me you'd like to see me in a gimp mask/stand up to Turkish/be really knowledgable and positive about SaintsFC. Any of the above usually works. I'm easy pleased. I know which section I fit into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Any of the above usually works. I'm easy pleased. Defo this, by what you were drinking last night! *love you, honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Do I have to start coming to saintsweb real life gatherings to get on this list, or will sending humours pics to Lou by PM suffice? You're e-alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I know which section I fit into. You're not sexist! If you were sexist, I wouldn't find it quite so funny hearing you say '*****'! You're definitely in the make me laugh category! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Defo this, by what you were drinking last night! *love you, honest Ale shandy? You're kidding me - that is my special weapon. Only way I can cope with back to back mid-week drinking. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'd be more embarrassed by the Fosters if I were you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Well you've succeeded in insulting me by not putting a comment by my name, am I that anonymous?? Ahh sorry and forgot I had posted on here. Takes me ages Bob to register and remember specific views of posters. If Lou likes you that's good enough for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Sorry whelk. there are so many people I cant remember them all! That's why the list is useful. Helps remind me who I should be wary of. Otherwise I forget! Ahh thanks and see I am in the list now. Better not be out of pity of my neediness. Notable absentees Fry and Sarnia. Fry not been the same since Sarnia wiped the floor with him on the America thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 8 April, 2015 Author Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Ahh thanks and see I am in the list now. Better not be out of pity of my neediness. Notable absentees Fry and Sarnia. Fry not been the same since Sarnia wiped the floor with him on the America thread. I'm just not sure I can put CB Fry on there. I have a confused relationship with the great man. I will never forget his response to my first ever post on Saintsweb which was to bark something angry at me (I'd foolishly said something negative about 'the media') and deep down I'm not sure I've ever recovered from the experience. But on the other hand I kind of respect his consistently grouchy demeanour, and always get a thrill when a little joke pops to the surface. So I feel better to leave him off the list rather than belittle him with mid table obscurity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Ale shandy? You're kidding me - that is my special weapon. Only way I can cope with back to back mid-week drinking. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'd be more embarrassed by the Fosters if I were you... I am on a health kick. Gotta to keep that flat stomach don't you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 You're not sexist! If you were sexist, I wouldn't find it quite so funny hearing you say '*****'! You're definitely in the make me laugh category! Its a great word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Ahh thanks and see I am in the list now. Better not be out of pity of my neediness. Notable absentees Fry and Sarnia. Fry not been the same since Sarnia wiped the floor with him on the America thread. I think Sarnia has trouble wiping his ass, let alone the floor. Probably because he keeps his gun in his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 You're e-alive! Well as you probably saw on Facebook I've lost my job today, so naturally my first action was to come to the Muppet show for some light relief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Basically, you either have to pee me off by being either sexist, or by mocking any request for a Saintsweb meet up. Or you need flirt/back me up in any argument/agree with my point of view/give me a cutesy pet name/be super intelligent/tell crude jokes that make me laugh/tell me you'd like to see me in a gimp mask/stand up to Turkish/be really knowledgable and positive about SaintsFC. Any of the above usually works. I'm easy pleased. Nice one suger tits xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Well as you probably saw on Facebook I've lost my job today, so naturally my first action was to come to the Muppet show for some light relief I saw mate, it's a bummer. Still at least you have time to enlighten us with more of your TMS wisdom. Some pr*ck scraped his car against the Lotus in a car park today and drove off. Not quite as bad, probably more on par with your Glastonbury tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 I saw mate, it's a bummer. Still at least you have time to enlighten us with more of your TMS wisdom. Some pr*ck scraped his car against the Lotus in a car park today and drove off. Not quite as bad, probably more on par with your Glastonbury tickets. At least you're still driving yours, coming up to 8 weeks mines been in the garage now still annoying for you though, I sympathise!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 8 April, 2015 Share Posted 8 April, 2015 Did 17 bros really show? Is that what I'm reading? This place is gonna become v.over-familiar if we're not careful. If I start reading posts that is like, Yes Paul, as I was saying to Karen last week, when we went to that thing with Dave and Steve, it's not like Harold to say something like that, especially about Gertrude, then I will, I dunno, I won't actually do anything, but I will begin to feel, like Ostriched 17 fellas?!! #sausagefest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 9 April, 2015 Share Posted 9 April, 2015 Hey Jonny, there was still room for more sausages, you were named as one who was missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 9 April, 2015 Share Posted 9 April, 2015 Hey Jonny, there was still room for more sausages, you were named as one who was missed. We were surprised Lou didn't bring him in on a lead, considering the way he follows her around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 9 April, 2015 Share Posted 9 April, 2015 We were surprised Lou didn't bring him in on a lead, considering the way he follows her around! Jonny sausagedog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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