KelvinsRightGlove Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Sorry for my absence, been preoccupied with pain and hospital. Clearly I've been missed. Not quite sure I like all this attention tbh. As for that quote, yeah pretty embarrassing. As Pap says, I was clearly trying to be on of TMS ladz and joke around with Bear, but I certainly cringe at that now. It was a crass joke, not one I'd make now. Must be the first person that has ever said anything silly on the internet only to regret it later. Sure my post history is littered with things I'd hate to read back now. Also, yeah my views on lots of things have changed in the last few years. Lesson learned, the interwebs don't forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Sorry for my absence, been preoccupied with pain and hospital. Clearly I've been missed. Not quite sure I like all this attention tbh. Ouch! Sounds unpleasant - hope you're all OK and fighting fit now. As for that quote, yeah pretty embarrassing. As Pap says, I was clearly trying to be on of TMS ladz and joke around with Bear, but I certainly cringe at that now. It was a crass joke, not one I'd make now. Must be the first person that has ever said anything silly on the internet only to regret it later. I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I've never heard of any such thing happening before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Ouch! Sounds unpleasant - hope you're all OK and fighting fit now. Nothing major, just a follow up appt. Did a Jrod last year, and finally had the repair job done the other week. Lots of swelling etc. Thanks, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Nothing major, just a follow up appt. Did a Jrod last year, and finally had the repair job done the other week. Lots of swelling etc. Thanks, though. Glad to hear that. I hope all goes well and you're soon running around kicking the @@@@ out of everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Glad to hear that. I hope all goes well and you're soon running around kicking the @@@@ out of everybody. Thanks, I think, Whitey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I'm assuming they all know each other in "real life" and didn't feel the need to arrange the meet up on Tinder, POV or The Saints Web. Which does put their meeting into a slightly different context to arranging to meet up with complete mong boardering strangers (albeit well intended). Although I am sure that you are fully aware of that already!! Does this move me down the list? I want evidence. Did they know each other in real life first, or via Saintsweb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Sorry for my absence, been preoccupied with pain and hospital. Clearly I've been missed. Not quite sure I like all this attention tbh. As for that quote, yeah pretty embarrassing. As Pap says, I was clearly trying to be on of TMS ladz and joke around with Bear, but I certainly cringe at that now. It was a crass joke, not one I'd make now. Must be the first person that has ever said anything silly on the internet only to regret it later. Sure my post history is littered with things I'd hate to read back now. Also, yeah my views on lots of things have changed in the last few years. Lesson learned, the interwebs don't forget. Sorry for the unseemly glee with which i jumped on this, i wasn't trying to attack you honest, i just found it v.funny! You've done 5000 posts, I am sure even Germaine Greer would forgive that the odd one here or there is about face-punching. You're only human! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Sorry for the unseemly glee with which i jumped on this, i wasn't trying to attack you honest, i just found it v.funny! You've done 5000 posts, I am sure even Germaine Greer would forgive that the odd one here or there is about face-punching. You're only human! No need to apologise bear. It's not exactly the first time I've made myself look dumb with a stupid post. Probably unlikely to be the last either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIG GAP Goatboy PompeyLass KRG Bridge too far Jonnyboy BIG GAP Winchester Saint Eric of Arabia Hutch Cat CB Saint (respect.) Bletch Unbelievable Jeff (a recent climber since he made a couple of jokes) Patrick Bateman (another recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Crazy Diamond Halo Big bad Bob Whitey Grandad Timbuctoo Plastic Deano GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! Objection, your honour! The above poster is not me and rarely makes an appearance on here, yet is now listed as a potential beau for Lou. Request re-write please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 BIG GAP must be very popular, appearing in the Top 10 three times! Should be referred to the Monopolies Commission! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I thought big gap was just lou's tourettes like description of her state of excitement as she thought about her list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 (edited) woah gb, are you suggesting it's Nickname for her Fanny? Edit: because that is v.out of order Edited 5 March, 2015 by Bearsy I'm trying feminism out for size :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Thanks, I think, Whitey. I always hold your welfare dear at heart. (Other forum respondents need not get concerned, everyone has a place in my world ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Sorry for my absence, been preoccupied with pain and hospital. Clearly I've been missed. Not quite sure I like all this attention tbh. As for that quote, yeah pretty embarrassing. As Pap says, I was clearly trying to be on of TMS ladz and joke around with Bear, but I certainly cringe at that now. It was a crass joke, not one I'd make now. Must be the first person that has ever said anything silly on the internet only to regret it later. Sure my post history is littered with things I'd hate to read back now. Also, yeah my views on lots of things have changed in the last few years. Lesson learned, the interwebs don't forget. KRG's back! Don't worry, you're still awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Objection, your honour! The above poster is not me and rarely makes an appearance on here, yet is now listed as a potential beau for Lou. Request re-write please! Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Sorry for the unseemly glee with which i jumped on this, i wasn't trying to attack you honest, i just found it v.funny! You've done 5000 posts, I am sure even Germaine Greer would forgive that the odd one here or there is about face-punching. You're only human! Haha, Bearsy always feels guilty after the event. It was his Catholic upbringing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Yeah, I could have been a contender, like Turkish or CB Fry, if my happy childhood hadn't made me Soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Yeah, I could have been a contender, like Turkish or CB Fry, if my happy childhood hadn't made me Soft Yeah, but I bet Turkish or CB Fry don't get it very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Glad to hear that. I hope all goes well and you're soon running around kicking the @@@@ out of everybody. Or punching girls in the face!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I note that KRG is conspicuous by his absence on this thread so far, which is a shame. I would like him to explain himself, because as the Bear points out, it is very difficult to reconcile the quoted content with his recent hardline stance On The Side Of Girls. Explanations I would be willing to accept KRG was a chauvinistic díck back then, had an epiphany and has decided that he is going to seek redemption through consistently championing female rights. KRG was just trying to hang with the boyz, mistakenly taken the temperature of the forum and unwittingly setting himself up for a bear trap in the future. KRG was not in contact with his mind at that precise moment. It's not unknown, and is particularly acute in Somerset. Explanations I would NOT be willing to accept KRG is still in fact, a chauvinistic díck, more dangerous than we could have ever conceived and actually hates women. The anti-gun rants, feminist praise and love of Sleater Kinney are all just components in a plan to get invited to women-only gigs on account of his advocacy, after which he will start dispensing the punches. I thought KRG had joined ISIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Yeah, but I bet Turkish or CB Fry don't get it very often. Maybe you should invite them along for the "10 times in one night" session, I'm sure that they'll have enough in reserve to manage that amount!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Maybe you should invite them along for the "10 times in one night" session, I'm sure that they'll have enough in reserve to manage that amount!! Erghhhhuuhhgghhhhhgggaaaggggggghhhhhhiiisshhuugghhhhhhgaaaaag.. Someone get me some fresh air !! Bottom of the list for that BBB. Unforgivable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Erghhhhuuhhgghhhhhgggaaaggggggghhhhhhiiisshhuugghhhhhhgaaaaag.. Someone get me some fresh air !! Bottom of the list for that BBB. Unforgivable. Aww, unfair, they might be really nice blokes in the real world. I mean, like, Turkish is a salesman so he must look good in his cheap M&S polyester suit and Mondeo estate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Yeah, but I bet Turkish or CB Fry don't get it very often. As contraire. Some feminist sucked me off in a gents lav only yesterday. If it feels great and you're not hurting any one go for it. I think that's what she was saying anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 As contraire. Some feminist sucked me off in a gents lav only yesterday. If it feels great and you're not hurting any one go for it. I think that's what she was saying anyway. Well that was funny. First attempt at humour from CB Fry? I feel honoured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 As contraire. Some feminist sucked me off in a gents lav only yesterday. If it feels great and you're not hurting any one go for it. I think that's what she was saying anyway. I heard that's what all the forum hard men do to each other in Birmingham on Saturdays when they go to Birmingham on Saturdays and don't invite Bears even tho Bears live in Birmingham, because they are prejudiced against ppl from Internet and prefer to spend time sucking off their real friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 As contraire. Some feminist sucked me off in a gents lav only yesterday. If it feels great and you're not hurting any one go for it. I think that's what she was saying anyway. Disappointing. I'd have thought a massive session of mutual masturbation would have been in order, in keeping with the contributions on the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I heard that's what all the forum hard men do to each other in Birmingham on Saturdays when they go to Birmingham on Saturdays and don't invite Bears even tho Bears live in Birmingham, because they are prejudiced against ppl from Internet and prefer to spend time sucking off their real friends Shhh, I don't think CBFry was on the Birmingham invite either... I want to hear more stories about what the boys got up to together in Birmingham. I love some man on man action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Shhh, I don't think CBFry was on the Birmingham invite either... I want to hear more stories about what the boys got up to together in Birmingham. I love some man on man action! Gross !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Gross !!!! Maybe just stories - no pics!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Tokyo-Saint has got a lot of stories like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Gross !!!! I think, hope, that she is being all contraire like KRG was when he said he loves hitting wimmin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Tokyo-Saint has got a lot of stories like that Genuine bear - I got your email from the pink news from your previous investigation work. Apparently there is a pride event on you may be interested in and a discount on DVD's as well as an interesting article on gay friendly hotels. I will forward it over as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIGGER GAP Goatboy PompeyLass KRG Bridge too far Jonnyboy LONG GAP Saint in Winchester Eric of Arabia Hutch Cat CB Saint (respect.) Bletch Unbelievable Jeff (a recent climber since he made a couple of jokes) Patrick Bateman (another recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Crazy Diamond Halo Big bad Bob Whitey Grandad Timbuctoo Plastic Deano GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! Bit mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Bit mean. Oh sorry Deano!! I was going to put you higher, but then I forgot whether or not you've been mean to me in the past. I get so much stick on here, I lose track... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIGGER GAP Goatboy PompeyLass KRG Bridge too far Jonnyboy LONG GAP Saint in Winchester Eric of Arabia Hutch Cat CB Saint (respect.) Bletch Unbelievable Jeff (a recent climber since he made a couple of jokes) Patrick Bateman (another recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Crazy Diamond Halo Big bad Bob Whitey Grandad Timbuctoo Plastic Deano GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! Not really read this but I have to commend you Lou on getting through so many bro's in your time on here, I think only Tokes would rival you for notches on the bed post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 Oh sorry Deano!! I was going to put you higher, but then I forgot whether or not you've been mean to me in the past. I get so much stick on here, I lose track... I am nothing but love. Hopeless, unrequited love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 6 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2015 I am nothing but love. Hopeless, unrequited love. Oh no, don't do the sad face at me! It makes me feel really bad! :( I'll put you higher...anything to avoid the sad face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIGGER GAP Goatboy KRG PompeyLass Bridge too far Saintandy (recent addition!) sadoldgit Jonnyboy LONG GAP Saint in Winchester Whitey Grandad Patrick Bateman (recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Halo Timbuctoo Sue whistle Eric of Arabia Hutch Bletch Cat CB Saint (respect.) Deano farawaysaint Crazy Diamond Big bad Bob Plastic Unbelievable Jeff GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Hypo Smirking DOWN IN THE DUNGEONS Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! Sorry to be late to this one, had all the press enquiries and interviews to do you see. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, top baby! Awesome, I never win anything at all, but this is just the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 (edited) I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIGGER GAP Goatboy KRG PompeyLass Bridge too far Saintandy (recent addition!) sadoldgit Jonnyboy LONG GAP Saint in Winchester Whitey Grandad Patrick Bateman (recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Halo Timbuctoo Sue whistle Eric of Arabia Hutch Bletch Cat CB Saint (respect.) Deano farawaysaint Crazy Diamond Big bad Bob Plastic Unbelievable Jeff GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Hypo Smirking DOWN IN THE DUNGEONS Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! Blime, never saw this. I'm a long way down the list... I suppose that's what comes from being a cúnt. Edited 11 March, 2015 by Unbelievable Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Sorry to be late to this one, had all the press enquiries and interviews to do you see. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, top baby! Awesome, I never win anything at all, but this is just the best. Second to rallyboy in the TMS Lounge 2014 awards. Second to Bucks in the Lou likey list. Ah, fúck it. Still Champions League placing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Second to rallyboy in the TMS Lounge 2014 awards. Second to Bucks in the Lou likey list. Ah, fúck it. Still Champions League placing. Take comfort: the second placers so often go on to outperform those that finished above them though. Think CL yes, but dont stop there, try X Factor, or, erm, actually I cant think of any more but you get the gist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Blime, never saw this. I'm a long way down the list... I suppose that's what comes from being a cúnt. Yeah, you were much higher before. Dipped a bit in the last couple of days, but lots of potential to climb back up that table. This is an interactive table and sometimes numbers shift throughout the day dependent on performance. It's calculated based on high tech equipment constantly analysing how much I smile, how much I cry, how much my blood pressure is raised. I have little control over the actual results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Sorry to be late to this one, had all the press enquiries and interviews to do you see. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, top baby! Awesome, I never win anything at all, but this is just the best. Don't rest on your laurels though, bucks. Just because you're top now, doesn't mean you'll always be. Takes a lot of effort to consistently be the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Don't rest on your laurels though, bucks. Just because you're top now, doesn't mean you'll always be. Takes a lot of effort to consistently be the best. No chance of me being complacent - am not planning on being the Man Utd or Liverpool of your likey list. But equally, there are other likey people leaders out there and I may be spread thinly fighting several campaigns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Yeah, you were much higher before. Dipped a bit in the last couple of days, but lots of potential to climb back up that table. This is an interactive table and sometimes numbers shift throughout the day dependent on performance. It's calculated based on high tech equipment constantly analysing how much I smile, how much I cry, how much my blood pressure is raised. I have little control over the actual results. So who has made you cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Blimey talk about a moving feast, thought I was comfortably mid table but because of a couple of late charges up the charts by a few posters, I have got closer to griffo's relegation zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 So who has made you cry? Bearsy, cos he's MASSIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 So who has made you cry? Oh not a biggie, I cry all the time! I'm one of those sensitive/heart on my sleeve type personalities. But I also move on pretty quick too. And it doesn't stop me from being pretty kick arse. Not something that's very cool to admit, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Blimey talk about a moving feast, thought I was comfortably mid table but because of a couple of late charges up the charts by a few posters, I have got closer to griffo's relegation zone. It's automated CB Saint. Out of my control! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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