Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Moving this from the Lounge... Did you not read the account of Bear's threesome episode ? Seem to remember that someone was checking her e-mails. This is the first I've heard about this! Trade description act! Poor woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I can confirm I stuck my thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I can confirm I stuck my thumbs up Is that about the size of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the saint in winchester Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 You've completely lost me. I need context, back story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Oooh Bearsy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 You've completely lost me. I need context, back story. Ah this was early days, prob erm 3 yrs ago, I had been register for some time but not so long Full Member. I had Genuine Threesome & did a boast thread on here about it. Everyone agreed it was a Genuine Threesome & the girls were Loving It! I don't know what Windows thinks he is on about! It got a bit Messy tho because I got in trouble on Facebook and even, somehow, tied back to here, and ended up Deleting Facebooks and it was +Drama! Those Were The Days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 You've completely lost me. I need context, back story. Sorry! Review the 'England footballer arrested for underage sex' thread in the Lounge. I moved it here, because it got a bit off topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I seem to recall that you couldn't decide if it was a threesome or two ****s in rapid succession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I seem to recall that you couldn't decide if it was a threesome or two ****s in rapid succession Yeah but everyone decided it was definitely a Genuine 3some! That is how I remember it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Yeah but everyone decided it was definitely a Genuine 3some! That is how I remember it! I can't remember the details. Was it a sheep and camel as well as a bear? Or did you just have double vision? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I found the original context thread + I just read it + some is v.embarrassing http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36304-I-m-a-dirty-bear!#.VPc6DXysV8E Check this post tho, by our supposed uber-feminist, KRG (post #109) Be a (gentle)man and punch her in the face, she likes it. How many chances are you going to get to punch a bird in the face, at her request? Just pretend she is one of them dumb b!tches you have boned and then wanted to punch in the face but would have pulled the old "that's abuse" card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Yeah that KRG quote is actually classic! What a find! I'm going to post it in a lounge thread like I'm saying it, and when he has a go at me for being violence at women, I'm going to be like, Oh sorry, that's not really my opinion... IT'S YOURS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36304-I-m-a-dirty-bear!#.VPc6DXysV8E Wow. That was some read. All complete BS though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 ORLY you don't credit me with 3some? I did find some exaggeration + bravado + not quite how I remember it, which I spose I include for Entertainment purposes, but the Facts related to Threesome is exactly as depicted! Count the Rings on my Penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Count the Rings on my Penis! Thanks, but might pass on that opportunity... It was the Facebook drama that started stretching credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Still it was more entertaining than reading about 'net migration' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 (edited) astute! it weren't near as bad as I made out. I actually more found chain of events confusing, till i realised it was 6 months later threadbump I got Faceburn. Ah, Young Bears in Springtime! Edited 4 March, 2015 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Ah, Young Bears in Springtime! Yeah, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Stop come at me bro! You're just bitter cos KRG turned out not to be genuine feminist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Two threesome challenges thrown down in my life, both the MFF variety. I took the first one on. Acquitted myself fairly well. Looked at the plain one every time I was about to lose it over the pretty one. Harsh, but true, and a tactic I share for the benefit of threesomekind. Second one was with two sisters, which I turned down. I'd like to say I did so because of the sister thing and moral implications. In truth, I was fkn shattered, so just picked one and told the other to call the bloke she jipped off earlier to further their wicked threesome plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 (edited) Stop come at me bro! You're just bitter cos KRG turned out not to be genuine feminist! I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: PREMIER LEAGUE Bearsy! Bucks Saint Goatboy Pap Patrick Bateman Jonnyboy Fowllyd KRG PompeyLass Bridge too far Saintandy Halo Cat Deano Big Bad Bob Sue whistle sadoldgit Ludwig Saint in Winchester Whitey Grandad Timbuctoo Whelk Eric of Arabia Hutch Bletch CB Saint (respect.) farawaysaint Crazy Diamond Plastic Unbelievable Jeff CHAMPIONSHIP Hypo Smirking LEAGUE ONE Saint Mikey Griffo VAUXHALL CONFERENCE Turkish Edited 8 April, 2015 by Coxford_lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 That is mental. I will work on trying to overtake this Big Gap guy, even tho I ain't sure who that is. Edit: He's on there 3 times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 The gaps are when I get to have a beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Gotcha. Will deffo be worth attending next time, if only to enjoy the awkward tension between Pap & Bucks, now Bucks has been marked out as Favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I'm kidding! I'm the biggest fan of Bearsy there is. My list of favourite Saintsweb people: Bucks Saint Pap BIG GAP Bearsy BIG GAP Goatboy PompeyLass KRG Bridge too far Jonnyboy BIG GAP Winchester Saint Eric of Arabia Hutch Cat Bletch Unbelievable Jeff (a recent climber since he made a couple of jokes) Patrick Bateman (another recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Crazy Diamond Halo Big bad Bob Whitey Grandad Timbuctoo Plastic Deano GAP AS LONG AS BEARS THUMB Griffo Hope I haven't forgotten anyone! If you're above Bear's thumb, it means I think you're great! Even my conscience has forsaken me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Even my conscience has forsaken me. Oh no, oh no! Sorry CB. I'll do an edit. Your come back was significant. Not many people would have done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 (edited) Count the Rings on my Penis! Don't you have to slice it in half first if you want to find its age? Edited 4 March, 2015 by Whitey Grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I'm off saints web leader boards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I'm off saints web leader boards Sorry Tokes. Harsh but fair. Squad needed a bit if rotation and competition. You need to raise your game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 That's ok, I'm moving into my lampard stage of just the last 10 mins. Soon I will graduate like spudders Beckham to the great mboard in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Thanks, but might pass on that opportunity... It was the Facebook drama that started stretching credibility. The girls certainly were incredibly stretched! BOO YAA!!! OH YEAH BOY! BEARSY MY HOMEBOY GIVE ME SOME SKIN! OH YEAH! OH MY WORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I'd love to attribute my high ranking to wit and charm, naturally. Unfortunately, I think that "turned up for a drink" might be top of that particular list. Wit and charm are further down. Just scroll past the big gaps, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I'd love to attribute my high ranking to wit and charm, naturally. Unfortunately, I think that "turned up for a drink" might be top of that particular list. That, and you're real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I found the original context thread + I just read it + some is v.embarrassing http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36304-I-m-a-dirty-bear!#.VPc6DXysV8E Check this post tho, by our supposed uber-feminist, KRG (post #109) Wow, awesome thread. I thought you'd made up the KRG quote, but there it is. Plain as day. For the rest of Internet history. Possibly until the Sun explodes. Or longer. Men are disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I note that KRG is conspicuous by his absence on this thread so far, which is a shame. I would like him to explain himself, because as the Bear points out, it is very difficult to reconcile the quoted content with his recent hardline stance On The Side Of Girls. Explanations I would be willing to accept KRG was a chauvinistic díck back then, had an epiphany and has decided that he is going to seek redemption through consistently championing female rights. KRG was just trying to hang with the boyz, mistakenly taken the temperature of the forum and unwittingly setting himself up for a bear trap in the future. KRG was not in contact with his mind at that precise moment. It's not unknown, and is particularly acute in Somerset. Explanations I would NOT be willing to accept KRG is still in fact, a chauvinistic díck, more dangerous than we could have ever conceived and actually hates women. The anti-gun rants, feminist praise and love of Sleater Kinney are all just components in a plan to get invited to women-only gigs on account of his advocacy, after which he will start dispensing the punches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 I note that KRG is conspicuous by his absence on this thread so far, which is a shame. I would like him to explain himself, because as the Bear points out, it is very difficult to reconcile the quoted content with his recent hardline stance On The Side Of Girls. Explanations I would be willing to accept KRG was a chauvinistic díck back then, had an epiphany and has decided that he is going to seek redemption through consistently championing female rights. KRG was just trying to hang with the boyz, mistakenly taken the temperature of the forum and unwittingly setting himself up for a bear trap in the future. KRG was not in contact with his mind at that precise moment. It's not unknown, and is particularly acute in Somerset. Explanations I would NOT be willing to accept KRG is still in fact, a chauvinistic díck, more dangerous than we could have ever conceived and actually hates women. The anti-gun rants, feminist praise and love of Sleater Kinney are all just components in a plan to get invited to women-only gigs on account of his advocacy, after which he will start dispensing the punches. To be fair, we've been talking about him non stop all day, and he's not come out today once, so I think he must be preoccupied. He's going to get a fright when he works his way through multiple threads about him... Until we hear his version I'm still waving the pompoms for KRG! Don't let me down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Definitely the last one. Watch out Lou! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 March, 2015 Definitely the last one. Watch out Lou! My confidence in KRG matches my confidence in the Saints qualifying for the Champions League. Unequivocal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I note that KRG is conspicuous by his absence on this thread so far, which is a shame. I would like him to explain himself, because as the Bear points out, it is very difficult to reconcile the quoted content with his recent hardline stance On The Side Of Girls. Explanations I would be willing to accept KRG was a chauvinistic díck back then, had an epiphany and has decided that he is going to seek redemption through consistently championing female rights. KRG was just trying to hang with the boyz, mistakenly taken the temperature of the forum and unwittingly setting himself up for a bear trap in the future. KRG was not in contact with his mind at that precise moment. It's not unknown, and is particularly acute in Somerset. Explanations I would NOT be willing to accept KRG is still in fact, a chauvinistic díck, more dangerous than we could have ever conceived and actually hates women. The anti-gun rants, feminist praise and love of Sleater Kinney are all just components in a plan to get invited to women-only gigs on account of his advocacy, after which he will start dispensing the punches. I can't remember context at the time, but I'm even willing to accept he might have been lampooning me, tho it would be disappointing explanation! I prefer the second of yours! Or either really. The inconsistency is funny! As you know I have always been generally in support of punching girls in the face, but I don't think even I have ever been as enthusiastic about it as KRG is! This is his itinerary as I see it: 7:30AM Wake up 7:45AM Shower 8:00AM Punch girl in face 8:15AM Breakfast 8:30AM Go to school 9:00AM Punch girl in face 12:00PM Lunch 12:30PM Midday w*nk 12:31PM Punch girl in face 1:00PM Boxing training 3:00PM Punch girl in face 4:00PM Punch girl in face 5:00PM Punch girl in face 6:00PM Punch girl in face 7:00PM Punch girl in face 8:00PM Punch girl in face 9:00PM Punch girl in face 10:00PM Bed 10:05PM Punch girl in face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 It's Thursday so I think KRG will be back online today. Wednesday is his day for rearranging his courting tools: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 It's Thursday so I think KRG will be back online today. Wednesday is his day for rearranging his courting tools: I'm going to be on edge all day waiting for the return of KRG and his explanation... Don't take this stick, KRG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 (edited) Patrick Bateman (another recent climber, was bottom only a few weeks back) Must try harder to troll more ... p.s. you'll be pleased to know that I, Turkish, Sour Mash, Griffo, etc., all had many beers together in Birmingham on Saturday, not a word was spoken about the Saintsweb Edited 5 March, 2015 by Patrick Bateman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Must try harder to troll more ... p.s. you'll be pleased to know that I, Turkish, Sour Mash, Griffo, etc., all had many beers together in Birmingham on Saturday, not a word was spoken about the Saintsweb Wow, that's all my favourites in one pub. If only I'd known! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 I make the list ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Must try harder to troll more ... p.s. you'll be pleased to know that I, Turkish, Sour Mash, Griffo, etc., all had many beers together in Birmingham on Saturday, not a word was spoken about the Saintsweb Is saints web like fight club to you boys? Also, is charming man dead or just resting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Wow, that's all my favourites in one pub. If only I'd known! Thought you'd appreciate that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2015 (edited) Thought you'd appreciate that Hang on a minute... So Griffo, who has taken the **** out of me on more than one occasion for suggesting pre match drinks with people from an Internet forum. Spent his evening on the sly, skulking around Birmingham having drinks with people from an Internet forum. F*cking hypocrite!! Edited 5 March, 2015 by Coxford_lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 5 March, 2015 Share Posted 5 March, 2015 Hang on a minute... So Griffo, who has taken the **** out of me on more than one occasion for suggesting pre match drinks with people from an Internet forum. Spent his evening on the sly, skulking around Birmingham having drinks with people from an Internet forum. F*cking hypocrite!! I'm assuming they all know each other in "real life" and didn't feel the need to arrange the meet up on Tinder, POV or The Saints Web. Which does put their meeting into a slightly different context to arranging to meet up with complete mong boardering strangers (albeit well intended). Although I am sure that you are fully aware of that already!! Does this move me down the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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