farawaysaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 As a lady who was blessed in the chest department I find each situation different however we have one particular engineer where I work that whenever he comes in he always talks to my chest and I constantly tell him to look up, I find that creepy as he's a bit odd. Hahaha it's an eternal struggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 As a lady who was blessed in the chest department I find each situation different however we have one particular engineer where I work that whenever he comes in he always talks to my chest and I constantly tell him to look up, I find that creepy as he's a bit odd. 'Was blessed'? Where are they now PL, are you now blessed in the waist department? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 As a lady who was blessed in the chest department I find each situation different however we have one particular engineer where I work that whenever he comes in he always talks to my chest and I constantly tell him to look up, I find that creepy as he's a bit odd. Speaking as a former engineer myself, I can confirm that 'engineer' and 'odd' are two words I've heard in tandem on more than one occasion, PompeyLass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 'Was blessed'? Where are they now PL, are you now blessed in the waist department? Sorry, I am blessed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Sorry, I am blessed In the tradition of the forum I feel on behalf of all saintsweb users I must say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 In the tradition of the forum I feel on behalf of all saintsweb users I must say... Quite! And be quick about it PompeyLass, I've got to get on with some work in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 In the tradition of the forum I feel on behalf of all saintsweb users I must say... Quite! And be quick about it PompeyLass, I've got to get on with some work in a minute. Perverts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Perverts ! On the muppet show? Quelle surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 On the muppet show? Quelle surprise Lol, I'm definitely not Rule 1'ing for you lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 As a lady who was blessed in the chest department I find each situation different however we have one particular engineer where I work that whenever he comes in he always talks to my chest and I constantly tell him to look up, I find that creepy as he's a bit odd. In my experience this is code for fat, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Lol, I'm definitely not Rule 1'ing for you lot. The familiar muppet show sound, like a swarm of bees, as a dozen trouser flies are simultaneously re-zipped, perverted desires thwarted once more. Question For Ladies: Why Is You Ring Me All Day When I'm At Work About Nothing Important Like How You Might Go To Leeds Next Month To Visit Ur Friend At University Or Simply To Ask Me What I Am Doing At Work And Tell Me What You Might Have For Lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 In my experience this is code for fat, right? Nope. I'm not skinny but I'm not fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Question For Ladies: Why Is You Ring Me All Day When I'm At Work About Nothing Important Like How You Might Go To Leeds Next Month To Visit Ur Friend At University Or Simply To Ask Me What I Am Doing At Work And Tell Me What You Might Have For Lunch? :lol: That used to drive me 'kin insane. "What you doing at work?" - "Well you know, getting dagger looks from my boss as the third call today goes on for another 20 minutes and the prospects of me retaining this job which pays the mortgage and all the bills and allows you to stay home and not cook, clean the house or otherwise contribute, recede by the minute". I'm divorced now btw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 :lol: That used to drive me 'kin insane. "What you doing at work?" - "Well you know, getting dagger looks from my boss as the third call today goes on for another 20 minutes and the prospects of me retaining this job which pays the mortgage and all the bills and allows you to stay home and not cook, clean the house or otherwise contribute, recede by the minute". I'm divorced now btw.... I've never understood women who do that, it would annoy the hell out of me if a boyfriend ever done it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Of course "don't forget to pick the car up" kind of quick calls are fine - but my ex just wanted to chat frequently during the day and got really offended / took it as a gauge of how much I loved her if I said I couldnt chat whilst at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 I recall an important lesson I learned from 50 Shades of Grey, that when bros go to work, or even just leave the room, we forget about our bird completely, whereas birds, when we're not there, are thinking about us, talking to their mates about us, agonising over some dumb thing we said, and wondering what time we're going to get home. This was in 50 Shades, so it is deffo a FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Of course "don't forget to pick the car up" kind of quick calls are fine - but my ex just wanted to chat frequently during the day and got really offended / took it as a gauge of how much I loved her if I said I couldnt chat whilst at work. Did she expect you to say "I luuurrve you, too!" at the end of the conversation? I worked with a bloke whose GF binned him because he was reluctant to say it at the end a work call. Big lol's for the open plan office, all watching him try to say it under his breath without anyone else hearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 :lol: That used to drive me 'kin insane. "What you doing at work?" - "Well you know, getting dagger looks from my boss as the third call today goes on for another 20 minutes and the prospects of me retaining this job which pays the mortgage and all the bills and allows you to stay home and not cook, clean the house or otherwise contribute, recede by the minute". I'm divorced now btw.... Wow, we have something in common! (the last bit, btw, for sure, but not the first bit). Mine came about through a Pompey Lass blessing type feature which too many "engineer" types could not ignore and eventually it turned out that she quite liked the not-being-spoken-to-at-face-level... I am now poorer cash wise, but much richer for the knowledge learning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about boyfriends who want to text you at every frigging hour of the day? Believe me, it's not just a women thing. It's a needy thing, which applies to men and women alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about boyfriends who want to text you at every frigging hour of the day? Believe me, it's not just a women thing. It's a needy thing, which applies to men and women alike. Neediness and possessiveness is equal to both sexes but I reckon the "lets chat regularly even though Ive got nothing to say and its really bad timing for you" is mainly a woman thing. Disclaimer: Obviously (possibly) guys have uniquely annoying traits too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Such lies, we only harass birds with excessive text messages if we haven't boned them yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Neediness and possessiveness is equal to both sexes but I reckon the "lets chat regularly even though Ive got nothing to say and its really bad timing for you" is mainly a woman thing. Disclaimer: Obviously (possibly) guys have uniquely annoying traits too... Well I never do that. I fact, I hate talking on the phone. Explain that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Wow, we have something in common! (the last bit, btw, for sure, but not the first bit). Mine came about through a Pompey Lass blessing type feature which too many "engineer" types could not ignore and eventually it turned out that she quite liked the not-being-spoken-to-at-face-level... I am now poorer cash wise, but much richer for the knowledge learning. Bucks, I feel honour-bound on behalf of my profession to state categorically that I've never met your ex-wife – well, at least, never face to face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 25 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Well I never do that. I fact, I hate talking on the phone. Explain that. Pls try and Conform, Lou, you've been upsetting our beloved Stereotypes ever since you got here! Next you'll be trying to tell me that you don't know how many calories is in half a grapefruit! I'm not Having It! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? I like to be the Hound rather than i.e. the Fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? FFS Lou, just ask one of us out and have done with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about boyfriends who want to text you at every frigging hour of the day? Believe me, it's not just a women thing. It's a needy thing, which applies to men and women alike. I can't deal with needy men, it's such a massive turn-off for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? Anyone waiting for a woman to make the first move needs to man up! Simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? If a woman asked me out, I'd presume she was desperate to get ****ed by me. Not a problem, if you dont mind seeming desperate to get ****ed by the geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Well I never do that. I fact, I hate talking on the phone. Explain that. I didn't say every woman did it - just that the people who do it are mainly women - big difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 I'm not Getting It! We know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? Are you writing a guide? I assume a % of royalties are headed to SWF posters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Are you writing a guide? I assume a % of royalties are headed to SWF posters? I think she's actually Dear Deirdre from the Sun ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 New question for our male experts: Being asked out by a woman Vs You doing the asking out. Preference? Hmmm, being asked out by the girl always seems like a great idea but the few times it has happened I've been rather flummoxed, it just feels wrong for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 If a woman asked me out, I'd presume she was desperate Yeah if a woman asked you out, I'd assume the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about if a woman approached you in a bar and offered to buy you a drink, is that acceptable ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 If I had a preference, it would have to be C) dress like Mike Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Yeah if a woman asked you out, I'd assume the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Well I never do that. I fact, I hate talking on the phone. Explain that. That's because you're really a man. Have you looked lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about if a woman approached you in a bar and offered to buy you a drink, is that acceptable ? I would assunme that the poor girls was either a) on a bet b) feeling charitable or c) soliciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 I like being asked out. But not if they're looking at my tits and purely craving oral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Dbl standards Goatboy. Girls can show cleavage and I'm not sposed to stare, but if I walk around with the tip of my penis showing, they not only look, but seem to think it's ok to comment on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 If I had a preference, it would have to be C) dress like Mike Ashley. What a relief! I was worrying about you hanging around for days all alone in that godforsaken technology chat forum. Good to see you back, Bletch. Just try not to upset anyone for 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about if a woman approached you in a bar and offered to buy you a drink, is that acceptable ? Not sure I'm understanding you, is that typo? You mean girl approaches me in a bar and hangs around until I buy her a drink? Is that what you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What a relief! I was worrying about you hanging around for days all alone in that godforsaken technology chat forum. Good to see you back, Bletch. Just try not to upset anyone for 5 minutes. Yeah that was weird spending a week in the Techno forum trying to sell phones. Not even sell phones, he's been trying to sell the opportunity to buy a phone! He's like one of those skanks in Ibiza, trying to coral punters into dive bar. V.grubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Not sure I'm understanding you, is that typo? You mean girl approaches me in a bar and hangs around until I buy her a drink? Is that what you mean? No typo Bearsy, I definitely meant a woman buying you a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 I find tastes vary around the world so what one pervert in Birmingham might like may be different from a semi-paedo in Portchester might be into. In Japan they like this: But not just Japs either, people like Bletch travel from around the world to ride their fav train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 No typo Bearsy, I definitely meant a woman buying you a drink. I'm still not getting it! How would that even work? So she asks me if I want a drink, I attract the barman's attention, order my drink, asks what she wants, then he comes back and I give him the money- wait, I've gone wrong somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 What about if a woman approached you in a bar and offered to buy you a drink, is that acceptable ? No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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