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Halo Stickman
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... you get off the phone after just putting your house on the market, only to discover your f**king roof's leaking. :x

 

Free free to add other real-life examples below (nothing too depressing please):

 

Halo, I'm sorry to hear that sounds annoying. But the only examples I can think involve smug ex Saints players and weak referees. I need TMS to cheer me up, not make me even more sad!

 

Anyone know any jokes?

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...when you pull the front door shut behind you and just as it clicks shut you realise your keys are still on the side.

 

...when you also realise that your car keys are next to them.

 

....when you then remember Mrs cb won't be back from London until 7.30.

 

ffs

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Thanks for the sympathy, Lou - you're right, it is annoying.

 

Call me old fashioned, but I've always been of the opinion that it's never ideal for the potential purchaser to turn up and find the vendor floundering around on the roof with a mastic gun and a can of Thompson's quick-fix sealer.

 

Not to worry, I've sorted it now – I've told the agent only to bring people round when it's not f*cking raining.

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