Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I always advocate a patient approach. It make take a bit longer, but the euphoria In the end is worth it. Absolutely! When the chunky little beast is resting up in the sack I get a real rush. Then I heave her up where I want her and fire off a few shots, before I free her carefully, allowing her to rest in my hands, regaining her strength before her elegant journey home. I wish her well and hope a fellow angler has such luck.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I know! It's embarrassing! There we are having a perfectly reasonable carp fishing conversation and Jonnyboy butts in bigtime with the Anal bomb!
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Absolutely! When the chunky little beast is resting up in the sack I get a real rush. Then I heave her up where I want her and fire off a few shots, before I free her carefully, allowing her to rest in my hands, regaining her strength before her elegant journey home. I wish her well and hope a fellow angler has such luck. I can tell from the way you describe it, you have real talent. You've obviously honed your skills over many years. It's a shame more people can't benefit from what is clearly a labour of love for you. But if ever you need someone to hold your rod for you, do let me know.
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 (edited) Sorry, got overexcited and my tourettes kicked in. I just spurted it out everywhere Edited 20 February, 2015 by Jonnyboy
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 I know! It's embarrassing! There we are having a perfectly reasonable carp fishing conversation and Jonnyboy butts in bigtime with the Anal bomb! It was totally off topic! Where's St Chalet when you need him.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Sorry, got overexcited and my tourettes kicked in. I just spurred it out everywhere You've got a one track mind Jonnyboy. Not everything is about sex, you know.
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I deserve a ban. Three's a crowd and I deserve punishing. Hard.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I can tell from the way you describe it, you have real talent. You've obviously honed your skills over many years. It's a shame more people can't benefit from what is clearly a labour of love for you. But if ever you need someone to hold your rod for you, do let me know. Why would I want someone to hold my rod? That cost good money Lou. Unless you can prove you're capable of handling it gently, that baby is staying firmly in my palm.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Why would I want someone to hold my rod? That cost good money Lou. Unless you can prove you're capable of handling it gently, that baby is staying firmly in my palm. Only if I can help in any way. I do have a fairly light touch. But if you prefer me to fulfil other roles, I'm happy to take your instructions.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Only if I can help in any way. I do have a fairly light touch. But if you prefer me to fulfil other roles, I'm happy to take your instructions. I'm quite precise Cl. How's your eyesight? I like to see my knots well bedded and my rings greased.
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Only read if you are Goatboy: Goatboy. You should definitely PM Lou. I can tell she is flirting with you. Ask her to come fishing with you. I reckon you'll definitely get your trout tickled! Trust me!
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 I deserve a ban. Three's a crowd and I deserve punishing. Hard. Come over here, and I'll give you a good talking to.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Yo Jb. We are totally in here. Don't let on to Lou that I have PMD you. Them feminists is bang filthy Jb!!!! I'll bring the grater and the cable ties again yeah?
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Only read if you are Goatboy: Goatboy. You should definitely PM Lou. I can tell she is flirting with you. Ask her to come fishing with you. I reckon you'll definitely get your trout tickled! Trust me! What are you talking about Jonny? You've got a wild imagination.
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 You lot are weird. Plus, no one answered my original point from earlier, that the journalism was p*ss poor. It's such a horrendously written article, but obviously that doesn't matter.
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 OK I'm out of my depth now. Bye! *scuttles back into hole*
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 You lot are weird. Plus, no one answered my original point from earlier, that the journalism was p*ss poor. It's such a horrendously written article, but obviously that doesn't matter. No, you are weird, luv.
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 No, you are weird, luv. Come on, man up.
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 And why won't you rise to my baiting? This is very disappointing
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Come on, man up. I'm not a man, I don't need to.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I'm not a man, I don't need to. That's my gravestone sorted.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 And why won't you rise to my baiting? This is very disappointing What baiting??! Youre not a very good baiter if it's that hard to spot it.
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 What baiting??! Youre not a very good baiter if it's that hard to spot it. Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. You schmooze you lose.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. Trolling is so 2014. Feminism is what the cool kids are on now. Get with the times, old man.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 You schmooze you lose. Is Steve Grant such a legend now he gets named dropped in TMS? Is this when you know you've really made it?
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. (What a waste of our £5 subs)
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 (What a waste of our £5 subs) He buys nice curry with your money ... (sorry Steve)
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Posted 21 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. I felt sorry for you. Hope you're happy now.
Goatboy Posted 21 February, 2015 Posted 21 February, 2015 He buys nice curry with your money ... (sorry Steve) I would be outraged if it wasn't a good curry. Good value.
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 February, 2015 Posted 21 February, 2015 You've got a one track mind Jonnyboy. Not everything is about sex, you know. Surely ,CL, you must know by now that as far as men are concerned only three things matter: food, sex and football, but not necessarily in that order.
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Posted 21 February, 2015 Surely ,CL, you must know by now that as far as men are concerned only three things matter: food, sex and football, but not necessarily in that order. Men are very simple.
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 February, 2015 Posted 21 February, 2015 Men are very simple. ...and easily pleased. At least, I am
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Posted 21 February, 2015 ...and easily pleased. Now that has not been my experience!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Posted 21 February, 2015 Back on topic, these are what I rock when I go running. Granted it's been a while, what with my busted knee n all, so I'm a bit bigger at the moment. As you can see, I like to stay on brand:
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Posted 21 February, 2015 Back on topic, these are what I rock when I go running. Granted it's been a while, what with my busted knee n all, so I'm a bit bigger at the moment. As you can see, I like to stay on brand: Are they candy crush leggings? Is that a pic of you? I like your nail varnish!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Posted 21 February, 2015 Are they candy crush leggings? Is that a pic of you? I like your nail varnish! Yes. Yes. Thanks.
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Posted 21 February, 2015 Yes. Yes. Thanks. You have nice legs. And hands.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Posted 21 February, 2015 You have nice legs. And hands. Oh you, stop flirting. You'll make me blush.
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Posted 21 February, 2015 Oh you, stop flirting. You'll make me blush. xxx
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