Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 I'm mortified that my posts have made you feel that way ericofarabia. I thought that you might have understood the TMS meme of me embedding Toke's a **** at the end of my pompous and long-winded posts (that's most of them BTW). I thought the principle was well understood in TMS, where Toke tells me my posts are too pompous and long-winded for him to read to the end, and therefore I can safely insult him at the end - knowing that he'll never make it that far. Ask anyone here... Anyway, as you'd recently joined my growing band of anti-acolytes by complaining about my length and pomposity, I thought it would be amusing to add you to my list. This isn't Perrier Award winning humour, I'll grant you, but it left my brain intended to make you chuckle. I guess I misread you ericofarabia, for which I am very sorry. But I'm sure we had an exchange before which ended with you telling me I was taking you too seriously. Perhaps I'm thinking of someone else, or perhaps you're a little stressed at the moment? Perhaps I'm guilty of thinking that everyone would understand my posting style? Perhaps your response is in fact humour itself? Perhaps I'm over thinking things? Either way, consider me admonished regarding your wife. Given that you failed to spot any of my attempts at humour, I can see that you would think that just a nasty and inappropriate remark, whereas I thought we were in the middle of banter. Again, I'm sorry you took it that way. P.S. I'm well aware that this post is even longer and more pompous than usual. Noooooooooo!!! How come he gets a sorry?! Where's the fisticuffs? Oh what a let down.
Lighthouse Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Knowing you, you probably have You didn't seem to mind when I brought her round your house for NYE. Infact you were positively leering at her after 6 pints (I refer you to Lord Duckhunter's post above). Anyway, after your revelation that you prefer blondes, I've managed to hook you up with these two ladies. I only hope Bletch will show them a little more respect.
saintbletch Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Ohh! Oh! Fight fight! I can't tell if Ericofarabia is serious or not, but please let him be serious, then I'm not the only one who gets offended by 'banter' on TMS. Can't wait to see Bletch's response...... Oh, that's not very adult, Col. I shall be turning the other cheek for ericofarabia to punch and pummel. But that's twice now I've managed to upset people in TMS - three including you Col, and the doesn't include the millions of lurkers that I'm probably boring. It makes me think that perhaps I really AM the annoying arse I aim to be on here. Time for introspection...
ericofarabia Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 When Bletch singles you out it's usually a sign he fancies you. Voice of experience?
ericofarabia Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Noooooooooo!!! How come he gets a sorry?! Where's the fisticuffs? Oh what a let down. All sorted, we're best buddies now!!
ericofarabia Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Oh, that's not very adult, Col. I shall be turning the other cheek for ericofarabia to punch and pummel. But that's twice now I've managed to upset people in TMS - three including you Col, and the doesn't include the millions of lurkers that I'm probably boring. It makes me think that perhaps I really AM the annoying arse I aim to be on here. Time for introspection... Carry on as you are!! I've slagged myself off much worse on here!! Should have realised what an honour it was to be bracketed in with Tokes in being called a ****. Esteemed company indeed. PS Mrs EoA says thanks for the tip
ericofarabia Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 You didn't seem to mind when I brought her round your house for NYE. Infact you were positively leering at her after 6 pints (I refer you to Lord Duckhunter's post above). Anyway, after your revelation that you prefer blondes, I've managed to hook you up with these two ladies. I only hope Bletch will show them a little more respect. You're a pal. Are you joining us
ericofarabia Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 (edited) You're not on duty tonight are you, Eric? Ha Ha .... funnily enough .... Yes. Picked the wrong day to Upgrade my Phone/Innernet service I guess!! Started well when the 1st Eng came exactly on time and said 2nd Eng would be about 2 hours later to finish the TV connections ... and sure enough bang on time again. Cushty, as I was expecting the worst!! Check my E mails and they've sent me the details for a completely different package and charges. Phone up customer service ... "No Problem sir, when bill comes we will change it" Er I don't think so sonny jim. Just send me the correct contract and make sure the correct bill is sent to me when it is due, simples!! "No can do sir, it is automated, noone can change it". Okay my friend, somebody presumably put in the initial details incorrectly, so get them to change it and resend the correct version. "Can't be done, message is automated" Let me speak to your Supervisor .... who gives me the same spiel Finally manage to extract an E mail address from him to voice my complaint and solution. Steam vented and all is well with Bletch, time for a few hours peaceful kip now. Edited 16 February, 2015 by ericofarabia
Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 Oh, that's not very adult, Col. I shall be turning the other cheek for ericofarabia to punch and pummel. But that's twice now I've managed to upset people in TMS - three including you Col, and the doesn't include the millions of lurkers that I'm probably boring. It makes me think that perhaps I really AM the annoying arse I aim to be on here. Time for introspection... No no no! No time for introspection! We love the Bletch. You haven't really ever upset me. Only one person has really upset me, but he's not been back since. I'm just feisty on here cos I get picked on so much by mean boys!
Lighthouse Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 You're a pal. Are you joining us No, they're both for you mate. The one on the left used to be on the game to be sure to use protection.
saintbletch Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 No no no! No time for introspection! We love the Bletch. You haven't really ever upset me. Only one person has really upset me, but he's not been back since. I'm just feisty on here cos I get picked on so much by mean boys! Introspection over. I've concluded that they're all ****s.
Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 Introspection over. I've concluded that they're all ****s. So long as 'they' doesn't include 'me', then I agree!
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 No no no! No time for introspection! We love the Bletch. You haven't really ever upset me. Only one person has really upset me, but he's not been back since. I'm just feisty on here cos I get picked on so much by mean boys! He upsets everyone. He's definitely upset me, Sarb and Dibden Purlieu Saint before to name but 3.
sadoldgit Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Apparently not, Col. BTW, I did ask if you could edit the post, as I went to be (literally) with Jon Hamm's penis embedded in my head. Perhaps you could replace it with something like this? What is he doing with Jon Hamm's p*nis under his arm?
Bearsy Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Lols eric has outed himself as only poster who reads beltch posts right to the end I Am Going On European Sex Tour Tonight So May Be Scarce For Week As I Don't Know They Have Internet In Dungeons Just Letting You Know When I Get Back I Want To See More Sexy Women Bottoms & Camel Toes Pls And Less Penis Pls
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Lols eric has outed himself as only poster who reads beltch posts right to the end I Am Going On European Sex Tour Tonight So May Be Scarce For Week As I Don't Know They Have Internet In Dungeons Just Letting You Know When I Get Back I Want To See More Sexy Women Bottoms & Camel Toes Pls And Less Penis Pls Work trip then?
Bearsy Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 It's Not Easy Being Me Jeff Do You Know If They Have All The Current STDs In Europe Or Will I Have To Bring My Own?
Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 He upsets everyone. He's definitely upset me, Sarb and Dibden Purlieu Saint before to name but 3. LOL. Jeff made another joke. And I got it for once!
Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 Lols eric has outed himself as only poster who reads beltch posts right to the end I Am Going On European Sex Tour Tonight So May Be Scarce For Week As I Don't Know They Have Internet In Dungeons Just Letting You Know When I Get Back I Want To See More Sexy Women Bottoms & Camel Toes Pls And Less Penis Pls Can you report back on this European sex trip? I think I need educating/shocking on what men get up to when they're on their own.
Goatboy Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 It's Not Easy Being Me Jeff Do You Know If They Have All The Current STDs In Europe Or Will I Have To Bring My Own? Just be sure they are genuine girly girls bear. Go easy on the party juice. Don't want to end up with a wrong'un with a long'un.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 LOL. Jeff made another joke. And I got it for once! Jeff has his hat on at a jaunty angle, and will be offering more japes and comedic moments over the coming weeks.
Bearsy Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Can you report back on this European sex trip? I think I need educating/shocking on what men get up to when they're on their own. Everyone pls pm Lou pictures of you sexing yourself on your own Copy me in pls
ericofarabia Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Lols eric has outed himself as only poster who reads beltch posts right to the end I Am Going On European Sex Tour Tonight So May Be Scarce For Week As I Don't Know They Have Internet In Dungeons Just Letting You Know When I Get Back I Want To See More Sexy Women Bottoms & Camel Toes Pls And Less Penis Pls Yep ... starting off with Tantric Reading before trying the 24 hour ****athon Make sure you take sometime off the old rumpy pumpy and find a bar Sunday afternoon to watch the footie.
hutch Posted 16 February, 2015 Posted 16 February, 2015 Ha Ha .... funnily enough .... Yes. Picked the wrong day to Upgrade my Phone/Innernet service I guess!! Started well when the 1st Eng came exactly on time and said 2nd Eng would be about 2 hours later to finish the TV connections ... and sure enough bang on time again. Cushty, as I was expecting the worst!! Check my E mails and they've sent me the details for a completely different package and charges. Phone up customer service ... "No Problem sir, when bill comes we will change it" Er I don't think so sonny jim. Just send me the correct contract and make sure the correct bill is sent to me when it is due, simples!! "No can do sir, it is automated, noone can change it". Okay my friend, somebody presumably put in the initial details incorrectly, so get them to change it and resend the correct version. "Can't be done, message is automated" Let me speak to your Supervisor .... who gives me the same spiel Finally manage to extract an E mail address from him to voice my complaint and solution. Steam vented and all is well with Bletch, time for a few hours peaceful kip now. Thank gawd for that. I was headed your way, and couldn't shake the vision of you trashing the monitor with your handbag. Made it in one piece, luckily.
Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 Everyone pls pm Lou pictures of you sexing yourself on your own Copy me in pls Stories, not visuals. No PMs. Nothing overly graphic!
Coxford_lou Posted 16 February, 2015 Author Posted 16 February, 2015 Lols eric has outed himself as only poster who reads beltch posts right to the end I Am Going On European Sex Tour Tonight So May Be Scarce For Week As I Don't Know They Have Internet In Dungeons Just Letting You Know When I Get Back I Want To See More Sexy Women Bottoms & Camel Toes Pls And Less Penis Pls While Bear's away, shall we all misbehave? Then delete all content before he gets back?!
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 No no no! No time for introspection! We love the Bletch. You haven't really ever upset me. Only one person has really upset me, but he's not been back since. I'm just feisty on here cos I get picked on so much by mean boys! I never left Lou I just decided to leave you alone, I was hurt and upset that I wounded you so.. He upsets everyone. He's definitely upset me, Sarb and Dibden Purlieu Saint before to name but 3. And me, he's a tosser
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Now these are interesting Are they leggings or body paint?!
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Now these are interesting Yep, they're the ones I wear jogging.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Yep, they're the ones I wear jogging. I'm all for it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2582046/Would-YOU-let-man-wear-meggings-Designers-aiming-make-men-feel-comfortable-look-great-leggings.html
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I'm all for it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2582046/Would-YOU-let-man-wear-meggings-Designers-aiming-make-men-feel-comfortable-look-great-leggings.html
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 (edited) Hello. Edited 20 February, 2015 by Coxford_lou
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Hello. Those white ones would show every dribble.
Lighthouse Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Why does his skin change colour when he is wearing the red or white ones?
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Why does his skin change colour when he is wearing the red or white ones? Never mind that, look how tiny is tackle is! Xmas list:
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Why does his skin change colour when he is wearing the red or white ones? I think he's just blushing.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 (edited) Never mind that, look how tiny is tackle is! Alright Goatboy, no need to gloat. Besides, size doesn't matter, it what you do with it that's important. Edited 20 February, 2015 by Coxford_lou
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Never mind that, look how tiny is tackle is!/QUOTE] Alright Goatboy, no need to gloat. Besides, size doesn't matter, it what you do with it that's important.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Are they leggings or body paint?! Leggings
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 That's some tackle you've got there Goatboy.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 Leggings I like how you're the expert on this topic, Bob. Do you know what sizes they come in?
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 That's some tackle you've got there Goatboy. You should feel it's power in the butt section when it really leans into something with a bit of fight in it.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 You should feel it's power in the butt section when it really leans into something with a bit of fight in it. Sounds massive, GB. Hope you can keep control of that thing.
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Sounds massive, GB. Hope you can keep control of that thing. It's all about playing it gently and having faith in your tackle. If you try and force it, bully the quarry, you'll end up losing it. Keep the pressure on, wait for it to tire and then it'll be yours. Slip underneath it and haul it in.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 I like how you're the expert on this topic, Bob. Do you know what sizes they come in? Nah, I just Googled for "Nuns in leggings"
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Nah, I just Googled for "Nuns in leggings" Think yourself lucky. 'Goat in leggings' isn't looking good in my search history.
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Posted 20 February, 2015 It's all about playing it gently and having faith in your tackle. If you try and force it, bully the quarry, you'll end up losing it. Keep the pressure on, wait for it to tire and then it'll be yours. Slip underneath it and haul it in. I always advocate a patient approach. It make take a bit longer, but the euphoria In the end is worth it.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2015 Posted 20 February, 2015 Think yourself lucky. 'Goat in leggings' isn't looking good in my search history. That is why Google invented incognito mode ?
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