new years resolution

[Saint Keith]

not to be so morbidly facsinated by the cabbage jillyanne love in

[CabbageFace]

Too stop being tromboned by jillyanne, its not right.

[Jillyanne]

To not allow Cabbage Face to Donkey Punch me so much, I might die.

[CabbageFace]

Jillywillybumbummylove,

 

You love it rough, i have to cover myself in sandpaper some nights and just grind on you.

 

Love

 

Cabbagepenis

[Master Bates]

For my New Year's resolution, I've decided to listen more to women, be more considerate and encourage them to show their true feelings.

 

Apparently, that's the best way to get a f*ck.

 

If not, then 1024×768.

[saint_stevo]

i aim to w@nk more with my left hand, so it is less bent n stuff

[Master Bates]

Men with bent hands are normally known as gheyers.

[Jillyanne]

Men with bent hands are normally known as gheyers.

 

or Jemery Beadle.

[saint_stevo]

u missunderstand, tis not my hand that resides in a bent position

[SNSUN]

I wish to have as many ribs removed as necessary in order to give myself a blowjob. Of course I'm very fat, so it may be a job too far.

[Evil Monkey]

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=7253

 

Why was this thread locked?

 

Are you not going to Paris now Jill?

[Dog]

Jill is still going to Paris, but has to keep it low key as to avoid major paparazzi interest. She doesn't want to appear on the front cover of Das Bild being back skuttled by Stan Collymore in the back of a Renault 5.

[CabbageFace]

Jill is still going to Paris, but has to keep it low key as to avoid major paparazzi interest. She doesn't want to appear on the front cover of Das Bild being back skuttled by Stan Collymore in the back of a Renault 5.

 

Or she might end up in a tunnel with her head implanted on a mercedes benz's dashboard.

 

I hope not, she is lovely.

 

xxx

[Dog]

Or she might end up in a tunnel with her head implanted on a mercedes benz's dashboard.

 

 

Same thing really, more likely to be a Renault 5 though.