Patrick Bateman Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Actually it was posted so you could print it out and take it to your next social event, so that it looks like more people have turned up.... Maybe we should have Guided Missile masks and turn up at the same pub, hiding behind them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 You meet just as many weirdos when out and about, doing "normal" stuff. Was sat in a bar in NC, minding my own business, when the bloke next to me picks up on my accent and starts talking to me. The dude is black, seventy years old, and obviously lived through some interesting times in the Deep South. Even so, spider-sense was going off. He had a load of jewellery on his sleeves, which he kept touching. He was really trying to present himself as a respectable member of the community, AND he invited me to his house for dinner. I finished my drink and meal quick-smart and left both him and the bar. Something felt very wrong. Anyways, I ask my buddy later on if he knows this dude. Turns out that the chap I was talking to had done a stretch for murder, and was pulled up on charges for three more; the court case fell apart on those due to a lack of evidence. I Google'd him, and not only did I find out that my buddy was telling the truth, but the most surprising thing was that this dude turned up more in Google searches alongside VIPs, such as senators and Presidents than he did for his imfamy. Evidently, he'd started some charity during his first stretch in prison which opened certain doors. Even worse, I got back to the Marriott with a message on my answerphone, from the chap in question, asking me again if I'd like to go for his house to dinner. All he had to go on was my name! That, my friends, is "weird" and that is right out of real-life, no internet required. Apparently, his schtick is murdering homeless people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Maybe we should have Guided Missile masks and turn up at the same pub, hiding behind them. Why do you need a mask to hide behind before you turn up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Not being funny but that's the sort of thing that happens when you give a 9 year old a Facebook account. It isn't a good idea and there is an age limit on Facebook for a reason: Facebook requires everyone to be at least 13 years old before they can create an account (in some jurisdictions, this age limit may be higher). Creating an account with false info is a violation of our terms. This includes accounts registered on the behalf of someone under 13. I found that out when I made my complaint to FB. My ex isn't very computer savvy and wasn't checking on what the kids were up to when online. Her account was disabled and although she is older now she has never gone back to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Oh, ok. I'll try, though I'm not very good at this sort of thing. So Bucks Saint is a man. Short hair. He was wearing dark clothes. Trousers and a coat. Shoes too IIRC. We were outside so no one took their coats off. Pap has long hair, and he's a man too. He was also wearing dark clothes, smoking a fag. Pap's daughter, super cool! Topics of conversation: Saints, Pap's nemisis, weight of Internet losers, CL defence of CBFry, and whether or not Pap's daughter will ever come to another Saints game (unlikely). Alcohol consumed: 2 pints. Hope I've made this sufficiently entertaining for you, Bear! PS. Thanks again Bucks and Pap for meeting up - it was good fun! More fun than the game! This is an encouraging write-up, Lou - especially the part about having a super-cool daughter. That didn't happen by accident, y'know. It took years of being a total smart-arse around her, cloying and embarrassing parenting from 12-14, which led to the independent and rebellious traits you saw yesterday. As for your description of me, I was naturally hoping for something more along the lines of "pap is a giant redwood of a man, and at times, I wondered if he was genetically engineered to provide maximum entertainment for the fairer sex", if only to see how good you are at utter bullsh!t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 As for your description of me, I was naturally hoping for something more along the lines of "pap is a giant redwood of a man, and at times, I wondered if he was genetically engineered to provide maximum entertainment for the fairer sex", if only to see how good you are at utter bullsh!t. It was enough for me to learn that you and I share at least one of the same vices, Pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I found that out when I made my complaint to FB. My ex isn't very computer savvy and wasn't checking on what the kids were up to when online. Her account was disabled and although she is older now she has never gone back to it. Fair enough. Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Why do you need a mask to hide behind before you turn up? Because everyone would know who I was, durrr; http://blog.luxurybazaar.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Patrick-Bateman-77.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Fair enough. Good call. The internet is a nightmare for parents. It isn't just the easy access to porn. There is an awful lot of stuff that kids should not see flying around on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 The internet is a nightmare for parents. It isn't just the easy access to porn. There is an awful lot of stuff that kids should not see flying around on it. The scariest thing I've seen as a parent is interactions with other people. Grooming is obviously going to be anyone's biggest worry, although with the recent vigilante honey trap efforts, I think a lot of that will be curtailed. Basic stranger danger stuff works there. Cyber-bullying is a much more common phenomenon, and I feel somewhat sorry for kids these days. It doesn't matter if you have a Facebook account or not. While a load of bullying does go on there, non-participation on social networks like Facebook doesn't stop it. I have heard of girls setting up "Gossip Girl" columns, or even delightful tumblr's dedicated to the school's slags. We got to switch off when we were younger. If you had a problem with someone at school, it was normally confined to that environment. Kids are on 24/7 these days, and I wonder if we're ready for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 372 posts on a pre match drink catch up.....woah. Just a quick thought about the 3 of us that actually did turn out last night, strangely all of us live circa 2 hours minimum from St Marys (a lot more in Pap's case). None of the Soton based warriors made it. Discuss, or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 372 posts on a pre match drink catch up.....woah. Just a quick thought about the 3 of us that actually did turn out last night, strangely all of us live circa 2 hours minimum from St Marys (a lot more in Pap's case). None of the Soton based warriors made it. Discuss, or not. Being charitable, a longer distance means you're "event committed". I pretty much had my whole day planned and set off to achieve it, whereas I often duck out of stuff closer to home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 372 posts on a pre match drink catch up.....woah. Just a quick thought about the 3 of us that actually did turn out last night, strangely all of us live circa 2 hours minimum from St Marys (a lot more in Pap's case). None of the Soton based warriors made it. Discuss, or not. Pretty obvious, really. Many, like me, have local friends we regularly go to games with. It's really the main benefit of a season ticket and to living in God's country. It's also good to have so many old mates, selected because they laugh at your jokes. I for one, get a real buzz out of that and it gives me a great sense of self-worth, one I just can't get from an emoticon:lol:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Pretty obvious, really. Many, like me, have local friends we regularly go to games with. It's really the main benefit of a season ticket and to living in God's country. It's also good to have so many old mates, selected because they laugh at your jokes. I for one, get a real buzz out of that and it gives me a great sense of self-worth, one I just can't get from an emoticon:lol:. Good for you, lovely to hear. I was thinking of the many who made a great play that they would definitely be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Pretty obvious, really. Many, like me, have local friends we regularly go to games with. It's really the main benefit of a season ticket and to living in God's country. It's also good to have so many old mates, selected because they laugh at your jokes. I for one, get a real buzz out of that and it gives me a great sense of self-worth, one I just can't get from an emoticon:lol:. Its an empty jibe though. Guess what? fans who moved away from the Southampton area years ago have mates from the place they live and weirdly they don't support Saints. I usually go to games with family but on occasion I drive down for two hours to a match on my tod and then drive home again on my tod. Meeting a fellow fan for a beer beforehand would be good. The weird thing is how many warriors think meeting people in real life is deficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Good for you, lovely to hear. I was thinking of the many who made a great play that they would definitely be there. Not me. Apart from drug-taking beggars, I have a dislike for many of the posters on this site and it doesn't take much for me to put them on ignore, (ask pap), let alone turn up at a pub and listen to stories about their sad lonely lives. As I have said, I am having a cull of a large number of the blood-sucking friends I've made over the years. Please let me know where the next event is taking place and I'll send some of them over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Meeting a fellow fan for a beer beforehand would be good. The weird thing is how many warriors think meeting people in real life is deficient.Tim, you mainly go to away games when they are close to you. We both know that, so leave it out and stop sobbing about the occasional beer you have on your own when you manage to get a ticket for home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 How do you cull your friends, GM? Do you just stop taking their calls & blank them in the street, or do you send them some kind of notification card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Tim, you mainly go to away games when they are close to you. We both know that, so leave it out and stop sobbing about the occasional beer you have on your own when you manage to get a ticket for home game. Im not sobbing, I go to games regardless because I enjoy it. Im actually pretty anti social anyway so I probably wouldn't go regularly to meet ups unless I happened to meet someone who got my jokes. I just don't get the thought train of people thinking its fine to spend hours chatting on here to some imaginary cyber personality but actually meeting someone for an hour over a beer is weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I met GM at that same event he posted earlier, and Pancake in London! Still having nightmares about both!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 How do you cull your friends, GM? Do you just stop taking their calls & blank them in the street, or do you send them some kind of notification card? Depends what type of friend they are, Bearsy. The ones that you are always buying a drink for, you simply stop. The needy ones you stop sympathising with. The self absorbed ones you ignore. The golfing buddies, you stop playing golf with. Very quickly, you trim it down to the half a dozen real friends that is more than most people have in a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I met GM at that same event he posted earlier, and Pancake in London! Still having nightmares about both!!! We have other connections, as you well know, Ron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I would strike Weston off your list for that jibe, GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I would strike Weston off your list for that jibe, GM Keep your friends close and enemies closer, Bearsy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I like you, GM, can I be ur friend pls? You will have to buy me drinks, sympathise with my needs, tolerate my self-absorbtion & play golf with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 We have other connections, as you well know, Ron...We certainly do John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I like you, GM, can I be ur friend pls? Send me a CV and the normal references and I'll get back to you. I usually hold auditions at the Pitcher and Piano on match days in March, where you have to catch the barman's attention within 60 seconds and remember the drinks my remaining 3 friends and I regularly have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Great opportunity for me! I will give it my best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 (edited) Send me a CV and the normal references and I'll get back to you. I usually hold auditions at the Pitcher and Piano on match days in March, where you have to catch the barman's attention within 60 seconds and remember the drinks my remaining 3 friends and I regularly have. In the P&P, unless you're a lady with large breasts and a low cut top, that is impossible and heaven forfend if you're wearing colours. Edited 12 February, 2015 by Big Bad Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Not me. Apart from drug-taking beggars, I have a dislike for many of the posters on this site and it doesn't take much for me to put them on ignore, (ask pap), let alone turn up at a pub and listen to stories about their sad lonely lives. As I have said, I am having a cull of a large number of the blood-sucking friends I've made over the years. Please let me know where the next event is taking place and I'll send some of them over. Am I on ignore?! I did call you a w*nker earlier - I think I deserve it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Great opportunity for me! I will give it my best! On second thoughts, fill in the form below and I'll let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Am I on ignore?! I did call you a w*nker earlier - I think I deserve it!! I put you on ignore immediately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2015 This is an encouraging write-up, Lou - especially the part about having a super-cool daughter. That didn't happen by accident, y'know. It took years of being a total smart-arse around her, cloying and embarrassing parenting from 12-14, which led to the independent and rebellious traits you saw yesterday. As for your description of me, I was naturally hoping for something more along the lines of "pap is a giant redwood of a man, and at times, I wondered if he was genetically engineered to provide maximum entertainment for the fairer sex", if only to see how good you are at utter bullsh!t. She's very cool Pap - beautiful, smart and feisty. She's going to well for herself, I can tell. You must be very proud. For the record, in case anyone here is curious (particularly the ladies), Pap reminded me of a slightly better looking Jon Bon Jovi, and Bucks, a dark haired Brad Pitt. And thank both for being Gents and meeting me for a drink. I wouldn't have gone to the game on my own, so your contribution to the Saints cause is very much appreciated! Hopefully do it again before the end of the season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Believe Who's this f****t by the way? Top shirt-button down; the knowing tilt of the face to catch the light; the contrived puppy dog eyes; the gormless pout masquarading as suggestive innocence. Have seen brylcream product models act more naturally than this. Dear oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I put you on ignore immediately... Cool! Thanks! I love how you could tell I repied to you, even though I'm on ignore, you must be psychic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Who's this f****t by the way? Top shirt-button down; the knowing tilt of the face to catch the light; the contrived puppy dog eyes; the gormless pout masquarading as suggestive innocence. Have seen brylcream product models act more naturally than this. Dear oh dear. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/3407225.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2015 In the P&P, unless you're a lady with large breasts and a low cut top, that is impossible and heaven forfend if you're wearing colours. Hmm, I could do well at this challenge, if I only hadn't ****ed off GM earlier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/3407225.stm Who's he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Hmm, I could do well at this challenge, if I only hadn't ****ed off GM earlier! did you really wank off GM earlier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Who's he? Your guess is as good as mine. Just google image searched, that and this thread came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Pap reminded me of a slightly better looking Jon Bon Jovi, and Bucks, a dark haired Brad Pitt. Always so superficial! What were their personalities like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2015 did you really wank off GM earlier? Ohhhh, GOD NO!!!! Oh crap. I didn't think p*ssed would be a problem, how is that a swear word?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Always so superficial! What were their personalities like? Just giving you the info I know you're most interested in ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Your guess is as good as mine. Just google image searched, that and this thread came up. I see. Chunky Monkey is GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Just giving you the info I know you're most interested in ! On contrary, I find it disgusting how ppl are always concentrate on superficial appearance and transient physical attributes, like it is somehow compensate for lack of Personality and suspect Moral Virtue. I wish that people would instead try and recognise what is Truly Important in their fellow man. How big are ur boobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Lol at Bear doing his best Batman impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 I don't know what that means krg Batman on here, or Batman in Gotham Batman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 Hi Guided Missile! I've enjoyed your contribution to this thread so far, and I'd be interested to hear your wider views, particularly those regarding the Saints. I wondered if you'd be so kind as to answer a set of questions I have prepared for you about the current Saints side: Who are your best players this season? And your worst? Sum up this season in one word Now sum it up in 50 What's the atmosphere like at your home games? Are there any promising youngsters in your squad? Player you'd most like to sign for this season (realistically)? Player you'd most like to see leave? Where will your team finish this season? Who do you want to replace Ronald Koeman when he leaves? Which opposition player do your fans most dislike? Best game ever seen? Worst game seen? Funniest thing seen at a match? Biggest disappointment? Best ever atmosphere? Favourite all-time player? Worst player even seen? What makes you most proud of your club? Which do you prefer The Dell or St Mary's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 February, 2015 Share Posted 12 February, 2015 For the record, in case anyone here is curious (particularly the ladies), Pap reminded me of a slightly better looking Jon Bon Jovi, and Bucks, a dark haired Brad Pitt. Bloody disgrace, I am younger than Brad Pitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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