pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Did Frank Zappa inspire your choice of names for her No, she's no Moon Unit However, a degree of misdirection is probably worth having when not discussing yourself. I'm also doing her a disservice with the continual use of "Juvenile", but "young adult" reminds me too much of Nozin' Aroun', and not being able to drink in pubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 So Lou, how long have you worked for the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 omg No need to panic Mr. Bearsy, I'm only joking. It's the very matter-of-fact tone, sounds a bit police-like! I'll have a drink with you Lou. There. Anyone else brave enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 No need to panic Mr. Bearsy, I'm only joking. It's the very matter-of-fact tone, sounds a bit police-like! I'll have a drink with you Lou. There. Anyone else brave enough? I will be there. But no need for a large dollop of bravery, given I have met Lou before (responding to a similar invite). I don't need to reinforce anything she has said, but anyone who can sink a half time pint in 4 minutes deserves respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I will be there. But no need for a large dollop of bravery, given I have met Lou before (responding to a similar invite). I don't need to reinforce anything she has said, but anyone who can sink a half time pint in 4 minutes deserves respect Yes that certainly is impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Lou during half time at her last away game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 So Lou, how long have you worked for the police? Oh wow, if you Google 'Coxford Lou', first search result is: http://www.police.uk/hampshire/1SN02/team/pc-lou-wright/ Now you're in trouble boys!! PS. That's not me, I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I will be there. But no need for a large dollop of bravery, given I have met Lou before (responding to a similar invite). I don't need to reinforce anything she has said, but anyone who can sink a half time pint in 4 minutes deserves respect Oh I can knock back a pint much quicker than that, it's just the knat **** they serve in the Stadium is so cold and fizzy it doesn't go down half as smooth! My Dad taught me well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 No need to panic Mr. Bearsy, I'm only joking. It's the very matter-of-fact tone, sounds a bit police-like! I'll have a drink with you Lou. There. Anyone else brave enough? Are you coming Wednesay night, Crazy? Would be cool to meet you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Oh wow, if you Google 'Coxford Lou', first search result is: http://www.police.uk/hampshire/1SN02/team/pc-lou-wright/ Now you're in trouble boys!! PS. That's not me, I promise. Blimey. That was one hell of a guess. Are you coming Wednesay night, Crazy? Would be cool to meet you! Yeah why not. How will I recognise you? Or will you be in uniform? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Oh wow, if you Google 'Coxford Lou', first search result is: http://www.police.uk/hampshire/1SN02/team/pc-lou-wright/ Now you're in trouble boys!! PS. That's not me, I promise. That picture gives me the horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Blimey. That was one hell of a guess. Yeah why not. How will I recognise you? Or will you be in uniform? Good question. How is this thing going to work? Pap, can we have a pcture of you so we know who we're looking for? Bucks, I'll probably phone you and find you first if that's OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 That picture gives me the horn. Really good job that's not me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Good question. How is this thing going to work? Pap, can we have a pcture of you so we know who we're looking for? Bucks, I'll probably phone you and find you first if that's OK? No worries at all, makes sense so we can play guess who is who together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I'm the long-haired mush, but bear in mind I've got the M6 to negotiate. You may wish to plan around a different man. http://instagram.com/paul.alan.taylor/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I'm the long-haired mush, but bear in mind I've got the M6 to negotiate. You may wish to plan around a different man. http://instagram.com/paul.alan.taylor/ Thanks Pap, will keep an eye out for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 The pub will be busy so you guys need to wear something no-one else will have on - like a Pompey shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Lou during half time at her last away game I love this photo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Lou during half time at her last away game At uni my flatmate had a girlfriend who put on makeup like that. See her in the morning barefaced and she was stunning. 30 minutes in the bathroom and Coco the family entertainer emerged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 The pub will be busy so you guys need to wear something no-one else will have on - like a Pompey shirt. Flowers in our hair? Better still, flowers in our curly red and white wigs. Sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I'm actually a little jealous. I'd be curious to have a pint and say hello to my fellow TSW dwellers in the flesh. Be nice to one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I've met Turkish and Colbury before but they didn't know I was on here. Both nice blokes and pretty much how I imagined they would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I've met Turkish and Colbury before but they didn't know I was on here. Both nice blokes and pretty much how I imagined they would be. I'd imagine most people are alright in person really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I'd imagine most people are alright in person really. I expect so. Would most likely get the odd nutter though, like the bloke who cut Keith's phone line and put superglue in his lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I've met Turkish and Colbury before but they didn't know I was on here. Both nice blokes and pretty much how I imagined they would be. When was this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I've met Turkish and Colbury before but they didn't know I was on here. Both nice blokes and pretty much how I imagined they would be. How did you know who they were if they didn't know you were on here?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I expect so. Would most likely get the odd nutter though, like the bloke who cut Keith's phone line and put superglue in his lock. Sorry?? Is this an old story from here? Must have pre-dated me, care to expand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 When was this? I think you've got a stalker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 (edited) How did you know who they were if they didn't know you were on here?! You mean you don't introduce yourself to strangers by your forum name?? Edited 9 February, 2015 by Patrick Bateman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 When was this? I understand it was 2007. And every 3 months since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 You mean you don't introduce yourself to strangers by your forum name?? People know who I am because its on the back of my shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 People know who I am because its on the back of my shirt. I prefer to call you Prime Mark though. People get messed up about spelling, and the Irish pronounce it Pree-mark. I know. They're lovable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 (edited) When was this? In a pub before a game about three years ago. I had a mate who knows who you are and you spoke to me about the team by the bar. can't remember the pub before you ask but it was in Bedford place. Edited 9 February, 2015 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Sorry?? Is this an old story from here? Must have pre-dated me, care to expand? Keith was the old administrator on S4E and he quit after a combination of the turnstile A saga and then one of the blokes who ran forever saints allegedly finding out where he lived and cutting his phone line. Scary stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Keith was the old administrator on S4E and he quit after a combination of the turnstile A saga and then one of the blokes who ran forever saints allegedly finding out where he lived and cutting his phone line. Scary stuff. Eeesh, don't blame the bloke. That sounds grim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Keith was the old administrator on S4E and he quit after a combination of the turnstile A saga and then one of the blokes who ran forever saints allegedly finding out where he lived and cutting his phone line. Scary stuff. I like hearing old stories about the good old days. More please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Keith also fell in love with Amy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I don't normally leave the house so obviously I'm very excited about meeting you all. Are you joining us adriansfc?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 (edited) Eeesh, don't blame the bloke. That sounds grim. Amygate was funny though. For those who don't know, Keith was talking via PM for about six months to "Amy" who was actually just a couple of blokes on b-anter. They released the hugely embarrassing correspondence online and then **** hit the fan and the saints forever forum was no more. No one deserved the phone line rubbish to be fair (though I believe he still posted on the new forum as the grand poobah so it can't have put him off too much.) In all seriousness, I would be up for coming to the pub but unfortunately I'm out for dinner at The Turtle Bay before the game. If you do something similar in future then I'll try to make it. I'll definitely shake pap's hand despite our differences. Edited 9 February, 2015 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I'd love to but I'll be in Ruislip, with my laptop. Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I'd love to but I'll be in Ruislip, with my laptop. This is about to get weirder. Are you based in Ruislip? I grew up, and lived there until last summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I am currently and tragically based at West Ruislip. Oh come on, it's not that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Amygate was brilliant though. C'mon Hypo, tell us the story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 I always get a seat on the central line and I'm above dominoes so there are advantages. Haha, yeah that was always a benefit. No chance of that now I'm in Leyton. Happy to grab a drink next time I'm back over that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 C'mon Hypo, tell us the story... Explained above. Some of the PMs were painfully embarrassing. About turnstile "A", Sex in the woods and midway through just stopping whilst still inside and just cuddling etc. Think he got some heat in real life over it though so I won't dwell on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Explained above. Some of the PMs were painfully embarrassing. About turnstile "A", Sex in the woods and midway through just stopping whilst still inside and just cuddling etc. Think he got some heat in real life over it though so I won't dwell on it. Just read that bout Amygate, wow. Sounds like I've missed all the best bits. Was here for BAP though, that was pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 (edited) Just read that bout Amygate, wow. Sounds like I've missed all the best bits. Was here for BAP though, that was pretty great. You missed the incredible site that was saintsfun though, Mark loves Amy, b-anter, tubgirl, montys turban, ascoli, the farmer, Saint lee and his leaky plumbing, Javi and Saf, arcade games and that old thread about hooliganism that ended up with the site being monitored by the old bill (in the form of the poster Roger Beeks). You missed out! Edited 9 February, 2015 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 9 February, 2015 Share Posted 9 February, 2015 A year or two ago a really hot girl called Amy started talking to me on a dating site. After Amygate I just couldn't accept it might be true. I remember a photo of you on board a ship. Is that still knocking around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 9 February, 2015 Explained above. Some of the PMs were painfully embarrassing. About turnstile "A", Sex in the woods and midway through just stopping whilst still inside and just cuddling etc. Think he got some heat in real life over it though so I won't dwell on it. Oh no! Poor bloke, I feel sorry for him. Ah, now I get the constant references to PMs, Turnstile A etc. Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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