Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Posted 6 February, 2015 I quite like being groomed. I becoming more and more no nonsense as this thread progresses and as more abuse is thrown my way. Don't disappoint me GB. You know where you need to be.
Bucks Saint Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Doubt everyone will be there, to be honest. Woosh. Unsurprising from you
Deano6 Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 What number are you on the good looking scale thing Coxford_lou? I am a 6, in my own head, 4 in other people's.
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Posted 6 February, 2015 What number are you on the good looking scale thing Coxford_lou? I am a 6, in my own head, 4 in other people's. Really? Oh. Poor you. Looks are subjective. What one person considers attractive, is not necessarily the same as the next person. Which is why it's a pointless discussion. If you want to join us for a drink, come join us. If you don't, then don't. But there sure won't be any photos.
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Posted 6 February, 2015 This can only end badly! Much as Saintsweb posters think they a bunch of wild bad boys. I find it highly unlikely this will end badly.
Deano6 Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Really? Oh. Poor you. Looks are subjective. What one person considers attractive, is not necessarily the same as the next person. Which is why it's a pointless discussion. If you want to join us for a drink, come join us. If you don't, then don't. But there sure won't be any photos. I don't really think that's true, is it? People generally have fairly convergent views of what constitutes attractive. Sure people value certain attributes over others, sure, but there's typically wide agreement on levels of attractiveness. Otherwise (certain, but really most) moviestars and (all) models wouldn't enjoy the suucess that they do if they didn't have universal appeal. I'd love to join you, but I'm on the wrong continent. I could send my brother though - he's more of a 7 (5)!
buctootim Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Johnny's pic Jeez talk about heavy airbrushing. They must've used a couple of gallons of Dulux.
Dr Who? Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Much as Saintsweb posters think they a bunch of wild bad boys. I find it highly unlikely this will end badly. Hide behind a keyboard. Most probably have forgotten how to socialise. The Internet is a great front!
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Posted 6 February, 2015 I don't really think that's true, is it? People generally have fairly convergent views of what constitutes attractive. Sure people value certain attributes over others, sure, but there's typically wide agreement on levels of attractiveness. Otherwise (certain, but really most) moviestars and (all) models wouldn't enjoy the suucess that they do if they didn't have universal appeal. I'd love to join you, but I'm on the wrong continent. I could send my brother though - he's more of a 7 (5)! That may be correct from a technical point of view. But in the real world men (and women) like to belittle women for their looks all the time. The kind of guy you are will have more bearing on the answer to the question. That said, I've not had any complaints
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Posted 6 February, 2015 Hide behind a keyboard. Most probably have forgotten how to socialise. The Internet is a great front! Who would have thought an invite for drinks would have caused such an uproar!
Jonnyboy Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Jeez talk about heavy airbrushing. They must've used a couple of gallons of Dulux. Lou Carpenter always did have a heavy Aussie tan going on.
Patrick Bateman Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Who would have thought an invite for drinks would have caused such an uproar! Because; 1. It's a little odd (and let's be honest, it IS) 2. It's fairly certain you have a pair of hairy balls
Jonnyboy Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Because; 1. It's a little odd (and let's be honest, it IS) 2. It's fairly certain you have a pair of hairy balls You'd love it.
Patrick Bateman Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 You'd love it. Ramming them down your throat and watching you choke on them? Yes.
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Posted 6 February, 2015 Because; 1. It's a little odd (and let's be honest, it IS) 2. It's fairly certain you have a pair of hairy balls Ah, now we're finally starting to get somewhere deep into the psyche of Mr Bateman. Lie back, get comfortable and tell me more...
Saint_clark Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Ah, now we're finally starting to get somewhere deep into the psyche of Mr Bateman. Lie back, get comfortable and tell me more... Getting even further here, also getting slightly disturbing. Ramming them down your throat and watching you choke on them? Yes. Patrick, did you have an abusive step-father per chance? Anyway, maybe we should organise an end of season boat party to celebrate our top four finish.
Dr Who? Posted 6 February, 2015 Posted 6 February, 2015 Getting even further here, also getting slightly disturbing. Patrick, did you have an abusive step-father per chance? Anyway, maybe we should organise an end of season boat party to celebrate our top four finish. If it is good enough for West Ham!
Patrick Bateman Posted 7 February, 2015 Posted 7 February, 2015 Getting even further here, also getting slightly disturbing. Patrick, did you have an abusive step-father per chance? Anyway, maybe we should organise an end of season boat party to celebrate our top four finish. *roll eyes thing* I suggest some of you illiterates read up on; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman
Turkish Posted 7 February, 2015 Posted 7 February, 2015 Getting even further here, also getting slightly disturbing. Patrick, did you have an abusive step-father per chance? Anyway, maybe we should organise an end of season boat party to celebrate our top four finish. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him only an entity something illusory. and though he can hide his cold glaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you even think your lives are probably comparable; he simply is not there.
buctootim Posted 7 February, 2015 Posted 7 February, 2015 There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him only an entity something illusory. and though he can hide his cold glaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you even think your lives are probably comparable; he simply is not there. Did he not pay his £5 then?
Jonnyboy Posted 7 February, 2015 Posted 7 February, 2015 *roll eyes thing* I suggest some of you illiterates read up on; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman I haven't read it but there were no hairy ball gaggings going on in the film. Must be one of your little pet loves.
Crazy Diamond Posted 7 February, 2015 Posted 7 February, 2015 I'm still hoping that Amygate is retold.
Coxford_lou Posted 7 February, 2015 Author Posted 7 February, 2015 I haven't read it but there were no hairy ball gaggings going on in the film. Must be one of your little pet loves. HA! good one, Jonnyboy.
Coxford_lou Posted 7 February, 2015 Author Posted 7 February, 2015 I'm still hoping that Amygate is retold. I'm hoping they retell it before Weds so I know what I've got to live up to.
Coxford_lou Posted 7 February, 2015 Author Posted 7 February, 2015 I'm still hoping that Amygate is retold. I'm hoping they retell it before Weds so I know what I've got to live up to.
Crazy Diamond Posted 7 February, 2015 Posted 7 February, 2015 I'm hoping they retell it before Weds so I know what I've got to live up to. It's not something you should aspire to Lou.
Turkish Posted 8 February, 2015 Posted 8 February, 2015 I'm hoping they retell it before Weds so I know what I've got to live up to. Have you been sending any one on here PMs Lou?
LGTL Posted 8 February, 2015 Posted 8 February, 2015 Definite Amygate written all over this. What a story that is/was.
Coxford_lou Posted 8 February, 2015 Author Posted 8 February, 2015 Definite Amygate written all over this. What a story that is/was. C'mon, tell the story...
Goatboy Posted 8 February, 2015 Posted 8 February, 2015 Have you been sending any one on here PMs Lou?
Coxford_lou Posted 8 February, 2015 Author Posted 8 February, 2015 Have you been sending any one on here PMs Lou? Only to you Turkish.
CB Fry Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Form an orderly queue outside the gents, lads. Far left cubicle.
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Posted 9 February, 2015 Form an orderly queue outside the gents, lads. Far left cubicle. Funny, CB.
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Form an orderly queue outside the gents, lads. Far left cubicle. ....and you'll see Tony Pulis is the super-special guest. Brought in just for CB Fry.
saintbletch Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Form an orderly queue outside the gents, lads. Far left cubicle. Nah, I'll catch it on LiveLeak when it goes on general release.
saintbletch Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 ....and you'll see Tony Pulis is the super-special guest. Brought in just for CB Fry. Is Barrie still the landlord of The Farmhouse, pap? He is (was), a proper, old-school landlord. There's something malevolent lurking just below the surface, I don't suppose he gets much trouble. Good bloke, mind. Not sure if he'd turn a blind-eye to cubicle-sex or beat the living **** out of everyone involved.
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Posted 9 February, 2015 Is Barrie still the landlord of The Farmhouse, pap? He is (was), a proper, old-school landlord. There's something malevolent lurking just below the surface, I don't suppose he gets much trouble. Good bloke, mind. Not sure if he'd turn a blind-eye to cubicle-sex or beat the living **** out of everyone involved. Why don't you come to the pub on Wednesday and make jokes like that to my face, Bletch? If you've got the nerve.
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Is Barrie still the landlord of The Farmhouse, pap? He is (was), a proper, old-school landlord. There's something malevolent lurking just below the surface, I don't suppose he gets much trouble. Good bloke, mind. Not sure if he'd turn a blind-eye to cubicle-sex or beat the living **** out of everyone involved. If you mean this Barry (pictured in article), then yeah. http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/feb/08/immigration-street-channel-4-derby-road-southampton-benefits-street-demonised Good bloke.
saintbletch Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 If you mean this Barry (pictured in article), then yeah. http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/feb/08/immigration-street-channel-4-derby-road-southampton-benefits-street-demonised Good bloke. Good bloke indeed. He's carrying a bit more timber amidships these days. And that picture makes him look like a cuddly uncle - and he's a thoroughly nice bloke, but if it ever kicked off in The Farmhouse, I'd make sure I was standing behind Barrie. I'll make sure I head there after the next game I get to, and let you play the "Is that Bletch" game.
ericofarabia Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 I've been in The Farmhouse a few times post match, and always seems to have a nice vibe, and good banter with Bar Staff. Nearly did a runner 1st time I saw the 2 Bulldogs (?) ... but they really are big softies. But who knows, maybe there's a Trigger Word The Landlord can use and they'll rip your throat out Have fun Boys and Girl!!
saintbletch Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Why don't you come to the pub on Wednesday and make jokes like that to my face, Bletch? If you've got the nerve. Apologies, Lou I didn't see your reply at the time. Look, as I tried to explain in TMS, I'm not planning to share naked videos of myself with you, and I won't be doing anything to your face on Wednesday evening. Sorry! But those are the facts. But, would it really take nerve to meet you and share a bit of banter, Lou? I'm not normally nervous of meeting anyone socially. Why should it take nerve? Do you find it difficult to laugh at yourself? I can help with that. But, I will be in there from time to time, so it would be great to meet you. Perhaps you could take me outside and show me your rig?
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Posted 9 February, 2015 But, would it really take nerve to meet you and share a bit of banter, Lou? I'm not normally nervous of meeting anyone socially. Why should it take nerve? Do you find it difficult to laugh at yourself? I can help with that. Aw, Bletchy, you've gone all serious on me. Do you think if I found it difficult to laugh at myself, I'd last on here for more than 5 minutes?! Shame you can't make it on Weds...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Aw, Bletchy, you've gone all serious on me. Do you think if I found it difficult to laugh at myself, I'd last on here for more than 5 minutes?! Shame you can't make it on Weds... Y'see, this is the advantage of you insisting that we all go to "Pap's pub". I'm going there anyway, which means I don't have to move. Fear not though, Lou. On the off-chance that you are not a large moustachioed trucker looking out for bum love, you won't be the only female there. I shall be bringing Juvenile Unit #1 along for this, having just agreed to pay for the cost of her travelling upkeep, as per.
Coxford_lou Posted 9 February, 2015 Author Posted 9 February, 2015 Y'see, this is the advantage of you insisting that we all go to "Pap's pub". I'm going there anyway, which means I don't have to move. Fear not though, Lou. On the off-chance that you are not a large moustachioed trucker looking out for bum love, you won't be the only female there. I shall be bringing Juvenile Unit #1 along for this, having just agreed to pay for the cost of her travelling upkeep, as per. Pap, since the Manchester thread, I think I've probably scared off anyone from joining us. They think I'll be a ball breaker! Which makes me feel very sad. Guys, I promise I won't talk about feminism!! Just football! It will be very nice to meet you and your daughter, Pap...
pap Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Pap, since the Manchester thread, I think I've probably scared off anyone from joining us. They think I'll be a ball breaker! Which makes me feel very sad. Guys, I promise I won't talk about feminism!! Just football! It will be very nice to meet you and your daughter, Pap... Daughter is an arch-feminist. I'd love to see them try their shít around her
ericofarabia Posted 9 February, 2015 Posted 9 February, 2015 Y'see, this is the advantage of you insisting that we all go to "Pap's pub". I'm going there anyway, which means I don't have to move. Fear not though, Lou. On the off-chance that you are not a large moustachioed trucker looking out for bum love, you won't be the only female there. I shall be bringing Juvenile Unit #1 along for this, having just agreed to pay for the cost of her travelling upkeep, as per. Did Frank Zappa inspire your choice of names for her
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