Patrick Bateman Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Bit before his/hers time perhaps. Nah, it's a cover up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Bucks, I am really sorry for standing you up in Stoke. I offer the following in my defence. I was out on the p!ss with the old man, Stoke is fkn confusing and both our phones had run out of juice, meaning the only way he could contact the wife was by going back to the hotel. I accompanied him on this mission, as is my duty, and all was good. Mate, worry not, it was in jest for sure. On that night I accepted your good reasons fully and could not dispute anything - though it was of course helped by that last minute winner. Look forward to meeting next week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 February, 2015 Share Posted 3 February, 2015 Well I suppose they've got to big something up as their "massive rear" appears to be a concrete making facility, not quite sure where the play areas are either :- Personally, I think the sign painter did a number on them, and chuckled all the way to his next job. Old Farmhouse is a decent balance. Slightly longer walk (15m), but gets you into St Marys Northam-side, so you don't have to go through the bridge crush. We do the return leg, again no bridge to contend with, and avoid the vast majority of the football road traffic simply by hanging around in the pub for 30-60mins after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 What time are we (said in expectation of a crowd...) convening at Ye Old Farmhouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 This is like a time warp. I remember an old Saintslist gathering circa 1998 and then someone organising similar around 2002/3 from here (or previous version). Next, someone will start to build a bloody seating plan so you can all locate each other in the stadium ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 What time are we (said in expectation of a crowd...) convening at Ye Old Farmhouse? I normally get there about 90 minutes before the game, get in an hour's drinking, then wend my way down about half hour before the game, which leave 10-15minutes stadium time pre-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Well I suppose they've got to big something up as their "massive rear" appears to be a concrete making facility, not quite sure where the play areas are either :- I used to work in a fish n chip shop on that site, c.1970 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoPints Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Its a 16th century farmhouse next to a 15th century level crossing. I've been to the farmhouse a few times. Decent pub and they do a good sausage sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Decent pub and they do a good sausage sandwich! I'm not sure Lou is bringing a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 fksake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 fksake You going to come dressed as a human, Bear? Same question to Tim x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 4 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 4 February, 2015 This is like a time warp. I remember an old Saintslist gathering circa 1998 and then someone organising similar around 2002/3 from here (or previous version). Next, someone will start to build a bloody seating plan so you can all locate each other in the stadium ... Patrick, you're such a damn chicken. You come out with all this macho crap all the time, but when it comes down to it, you haven't got the balls to join us. I'm a female on my own, meeting a bunch a random blokes, in a pub I've never been to, in Southampton's red light district. Yet you're the chicken. I dare you, have some balls, and join us in the pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Patrick, you're such a damn chicken. You come out with all this macho crap all the time, but when it comes down to it, you haven't got the balls to join us. I'm a female on my own, meeting a bunch a random blokes, in a pub I've never been to, in Southampton's red light district. Yet you're the chicken. I dare you, have some balls, and join us in the pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Patrick, you're such a damn chicken. You come out with all this macho crap all the time, but when it comes down to it, you haven't got the balls to join us. I'm a female on my own, meeting a bunch a random blokes, in a pub I've never been to, in Southampton's red light district. Yet you're the chicken. I dare you, have some balls, and join us in the pub! When you put it like that CL it has a certain Last Exit To Brooklyn appeal. I'll wear a carnation so you know it's me. Just a carnation;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 This is like a time warp. I remember an old Saintslist gathering circa 1998 and then someone organising similar around 2002/3 from here (or previous version). Next, someone will start to build a bloody seating plan so you can all locate each other in the stadium ... The UI used to have a Friday drinking club around the turn of the century. They used to meet in one of the 'new' trendy bars, was it the toad and something? Used to meet at lunchtime every Friday, get tanked up and go back to work. Met some interesting supporters back then and it was a great laugh. Met before games for a little bit and all met up at the cup final in 2003. Looks like you are all set to do it again and why not, all have something in common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 The UI used to have a Friday drinking club around the turn of the century. They used to meet in one of the 'new' trendy bars, was it the toad and something? Used to meet at lunchtime every Friday, get tanked up and go back to work. Met some interesting supporters back then and it was a great laugh. Met before games for a little bit and all met up at the cup final in 2003. Looks like you are all set to do it again and why not, all have something in common. It'd never work now. They'd spend the entire evening asking each other if they were DoC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 4 February, 2015 Share Posted 4 February, 2015 Patrick, you're such a damn chicken. You come out with all this macho crap all the time, but when it comes down to it, you haven't got the balls to join us. I'm a female on my own, meeting a bunch a random blokes, in a pub I've never been to, in Southampton's red light district. Yet you're the chicken. I dare you, have some balls, and join us in the pub! I bet you DO have balls ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Lou is the fox in the saintsweb henhouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 I bet you DO have balls ... Honey bunchkin, however many balls I have, it's one more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Lou is the fox in the saintsweb henhouse! jonny, you NEED to come join us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 When you put it like that CL it has a certain Last Exit To Brooklyn appeal. I'll wear a carnation so you know it's me. Just a carnation;) HI GB, I don't understand anything in the above sentence. What I do undestand is you need to join us in Pap's pub. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 This thread is giving me the horn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 This thread is giving me the horn! Oh. That's not my intention, Deano. Go to bed and sleep it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Have you tried Tinder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 I play in my local pool league of a Wednesday evening but I might just sack that off now to be a fly on the wall in the Farmhouse next Wednesday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 I play in my local pool league of a Wednesday evening but I might just sack that off now to be a fly on the wall in the Farmhouse next Wednesday... There is a match to go to as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Honey bunchkin, however many balls I have, it's one more than you. Rule 1, luv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 There is a match to go to as well. Yeah but the Farmhouse looks like it'll be way more fun the Wet Spam at home.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 My money is on Essruu. I'm offering 1/3. SB is 2/1 and Bateman is 5/1. Master Bates 25/1. Weston Saint 1000/1 outsider. Not guilty. This has all of the hallmarks of 'Amy' though. Please be careful before you start writing ice cube pōrn, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Not guilty. This has all of the hallmarks of 'Amy' though. Please be careful before you start writing ice cube pōrn, people. I probably shouldn't ask, but what is 'Amy'? I sense another insult being thrown my way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 I probably shouldn't ask, but what is 'Amy'? I sense another insult being thrown my way... She was one of the good posters who don't post on here any more, and you can see why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 She was one of the good posters who don't post on here any more, and you can see why. Surprisingly, that's not much of a shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 I probably shouldn't ask, but what is 'Amy'? I sense another insult being thrown my way... Amygate is an infamous episode that occurred on SaintsForever, a pre-cursor to this site that formed the immediate nucleus of SaintsWeb after it went tits up. There are tons of people who can give you a better summary than I could, and correct me if I'm wrong, but Amy was a catfish that mugged off the person that ran the site, who apparently went into hiding afterward. As I said, I'm crap on the detail, but it's basically a female (or someone pretending to be one) being a big part in unmaking a forum universe. Correct me if I'm wrong, people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 ASL? ? Gawd, I remember the 90's and slow modems, and spotty adolescents (I assume) wondering why you got shirty when they popped up on IRC with that question (and nothing else).. Anyways..for what it's worth I shall probably have a pint or two in The Platform, and/or one in The Standing Order on the way there on the basis that saving £1.50ish on a pint is quite attractive at the moment. On the other hand the destination could be The Junction at St. Denys, depending on the consensus of my footie aquaintances. Midweek they'll be no post-match pint for me. Most male Saints fans of my aquaintance are OK, intelligent, and don't get worried that they're never going to get their leg over, but that may be an age related thing. Don't worry Lou.. Pap can be a bit misguided, and I don't think is as fit as Ronaldo but is otherwise sound; Bearsy has a somewhat errant intelligence (judging by his book reviews), and if CBFry frequents pre-match pubs you can kick him in the balls just on principle - but I suspect you won't come across him. Go for it, you've nothing to lose.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 February, 2015 Don't worry Lou.. Pap can be a bit misguided, and I don't think is as fit as Ronaldo but is otherwise sound; Bearsy has a somewhat errant intelligence (judging by his book reviews), and if CBFry frequents pre-match pubs you can kick him in the balls just on principle - but I suspect you won't come across him. Go for it, you've nothing to lose.. Thanks for the encouragement Sue - shame you can't make it! I'm just hoping to end the evening without a "-gate" suffix to my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 February, 2015 Share Posted 5 February, 2015 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 Will there be photos taken at this meeting in the Farmhouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 Will there be photos taken at this meeting in the Farmhouse? Probably. The BAP mandate never got any, unfortunately, but this one should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 HI GB, I don't understand anything in the above sentence. What I do undestand is you need to join us in Pap's pub. End of. I quite like being groomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 You're all assuming Lou is a looker, for all we know, she could have the face like a dropped pie. Should be quite the spectacle down the Farmhouse, watching a load of internet warriors compete for the attentions of a lone woman... Someone report back here, cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 if anyone wants to cyber, pls send me a PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 You're all assuming Lou is a looker, for all we know, she could have the face like a dropped pie. Should be quite the spectacle down the Farmhouse, watching a load of internet warriors compete for the attentions of a lone woman... Someone report back here, cheers Everyone will be gutted that you will not make it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 Everyone will be gutted that you will not make it Doubt everyone will be there, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 Going to drink in the Farmhouse before the game Wednesday now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 I want a **** up after the game to be fair. Would be highly amusing if a few of the forums mild fueds bubbled over and turned physical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 if anyone wants to cyber, pls send me a PM I would but you're only registered. Loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 6 February, 2015 Share Posted 6 February, 2015 I want a **** up after the game to be fair. Would be highly amusing if a few of the forums mild fueds bubbled over and turned physical. Most of the people that argue or wind people up on here don't go to games so sadly that's unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2015 If people met up, they'd probably get on, then we'd stop calling each other ****s and the forum would be ruined. That's what I'm hoping for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2015 You're all assuming Lou is a looker, for all we know, she could have the face like a dropped pie. Should be quite the spectacle down the Farmhouse, watching a load of internet warriors compete for the attentions of a lone woman... Someone report back here, cheers Put up or shut up, Marsdinho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 6 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 6 February, 2015 Going to drink in the Farmhouse before the game Wednesday now. You're a really funny guy, Griffo. Hopefully you'll take that really funny sense of humour of yours to any other pub in Soton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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