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I'm just v.disappointment :( All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere :(

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I'm just v.disappointment :( All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere :(

 

Pap or Goatboy, can you out Bearsy out of his misery.... I'm not funny enough!

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I'm just v.disappointment :( All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere :(

 

+ heights, weights, dress sense, number of foam hands and half and half scarves, that kind of thing.

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I'm just v.disappointment :( All I want is an essay, not a lot, just 500 words or so on what people said, and how they felt, and satirical comment on their appearance and the funny noise they made when they slurped their pint of Fosters or whatever. The bare facts of who turned up and that they "talked about Saints" is sort of ok, but it lacks atmosphere :(

I get where you're coming from Bear. It must be bloody frustrating to not have access to the SaintsWeb Farmhouse Bonus content, and then have to read this vague b*llocks.

 

Bucks was at the bar with his nipper when I arrived. Very soon afterward, Goatboy's long-hair recognition system kicks in and I am asked if I am pap. Two of my real life mates also turned up, so the five of us disappeared outside to the front area and found a bench. Lou was next to arrive, and already happy with our lot, we were further surprised when Lets B Avenue turned up and introduced himself.

 

There was a lot of Saints chat too, and of course the obligatory chat about our fellow posters. We kept it mostly positive though. At one point, I confessed to liking CB Fry's content. Out loud. It was that sort of crazy night.

 

+ heights, weights, dress sense, number of foam hands and half and half scarves, that kind of thing.

 

Ha, none of that on display. One of our number may have discreetly chucked a sash shirt on just before the game, but it went no further than that.

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Ha, none of that on display. One of our number may have discreetly chucked a sash shirt on just before the game, but it went no further than that.

 

Lets Be Av (think I am allowed to shorten it, now we have met and stuff) won the inaugural SWF Real People dress award, and rightly so with his costume change a few mins before getting back on his steed. Quality

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Lets Be Av (think I am allowed to shorten it, now we have met and stuff) won the inaugural SWF Real People dress award, and rightly so with his costume change a few mins before getting back on his steed. Quality

Probably also deserves an award for arriving on a steed.

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I was hoping for description of Lou from Pap. Bit concerning that there was a bit more detail revealed after the Bazza Sanchez meet. Come on Pap, would you?

Lou has already been described on this thread, but not in any great physical detail, largely because there's only so far you can take that without looking like a creep or whatever. I have to say, if I were in her shoes, and people were just interested in knowing what I looked like I'd be a bit miffed.

 

It's all a bit reductive really, and though I'm not trying to say we all know each other well, its not really my job to repurpose Lou for the 50something beak and Viagra set.

If you mean me, it was a Rank Xerox/Air Florida effort.

 

God bless Frank Worthington!

Yes, very poorly remembered on my part.

 

I have that shirt as well.

 

Very nice to finally meet you, sir.

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Lou has already been described on this thread, but not in any great physical detail, largely because there's only so far you can take that without looking like a creep or whatever. I have to say, if I were in her shoes, and people were just interested in knowing what I looked like I'd be a bit miffed.

 

It's all a bit reductive really, and though I'm not trying to say we all know each other well, its not really my job to repurpose Lou for the 50something beak

 

Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. ;)

 

That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world.

 

Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really.

 

I'd much rather be described as decent company!

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Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. ;)

 

That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world.

 

Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really.

 

I'd much rather be described as decent company!

 

While I agree with your sentiment entirely, I have already described you, as requested, after Farmhouse meet up #1. Now that we have had meet up #2, with more opportunities remaining, it remains remarkably easy for any Lou Lusting Loungers to find out for themselves all they need to, about you. Or indeed any of us ;)

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Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. ;)

 

The agony of choice, eh? :)

 

That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world.

 

I'm not even sure its fine when anonymous, but I think people need to keep in mind any potential embarrassment, if indeed they ever did decide to venture out.

 

Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really.

 

Probably not a great deal of wholesome contact with women. I don't have that option. I was raised in a matriarchal tyranny, and every living thing in my house that has leave to be there is female, apart from me. Equality is more than an ideal; observing it is pretty much the only way I don't get killed.

 

I'd much rather be described as decent company!

 

That you are. Everyone who has turned up so far has been.

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In the spirt of equality perhaps pap could let is know about goat , has he got nice tits and what's his arse like .

Actually spent the most time with Goatboy yesterday, and thinking about it, probably the longest out of any of the meetups so far. The inaugural Farmhouse meet was only really about 45 minutes, before the game only Goatboy, myself and Lou were there before and after the game yesterday.

 

I'm sorry to say that most of our time was spent chatting. If I'd have known that you wanted vital statistics, I may have paid more attention at the time (probably not, though).

 

I'm getting the very real sense of you missing a massive trick. I'm sure our equality campaigners will be thrilled that you've deemed any SaintsWeb hole a goal, and it is nice that you have been even-handed in this respect. Still, one has to wonder why your sex drive wasn't sated by all those pliable, hardworking and cheap Eastern Europeans you used to employ. The proprietor of the business. The big man around town. I'm not suggesting anything untoward, but some people are attracted to those with a bit of power and money.

 

Did you avoid the potential infidelity with "booby" by employing only m!ngers, or did you actually try, only for things to turn out like this? :)

 

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I was raised in a matriarchal tyranny, and every living thing in my house that has leave to be there is female, apart from me. Equality is more than an ideal; observing it is pretty much the only way I don't get killed.

 

I can tell, Pap. And it suits you.

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I have staked £1000 on at least 12 people saying yes but only 4 showing up. Got 1-3 on.

 

So close to a half decent payout. Lets B Ave was the one who ruined the payday ultimately ? but as a top decent gent, as discussed already, it was well worth it. I am thinking carefully about the Hull game but reckon I may go for a sweep on 6-8 turning out, with perhaps a covering stake on 8-10.

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While I agree with your sentiment entirely, I have already described you, as requested, after Farmhouse meet up #1. Now that we have had meet up #2, with more opportunities remaining, it remains remarkably easy for any Lou Lusting Loungers to find out for themselves all they need to, about you. Or indeed any of us ;)

 

Exactly Bucks. I think more will come out next time. I think it going to become a 'thing'....

 

Founding members, yo :smug:

 

First time is always the hardest. Until that point, meeting people who are actually truckers called Jeff or axe murderers is a real possibility. I observed neither rig nor hatchet that day, so was just able to chill out and enjoy yesterday.

 

Everyone does their bit. Props to Lou for suggesting it, Bucks for making sure she didn't have to face a pub full of Vic Reeves trouser rubbers on her own. I provide a unique service; my public profile (as opposed to anonymous) and long hair makes the group easy to identify for first-timers. I'm like a hairy smoking lighthouse, miniaturised for the urban drinking environment.

 

It's almost like Voltron or Devastator out of Transformers; tons of little components joining up to achieve something collectively that cannot be achieved alone, like becoming a giant f**king robot or organising some match day bevvies.

 

Fair play to people for having the faith, gumption and courage to make it out. I would like to try the other option at some point; sending each other PMs to debate if we're all real or not. In the meantime, I'm fine with plan A.

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Good to see pompeylass back on the scene........ Do you remember the night out we had with Griff?

 

 

Don't tell them your name pike :) :)

 

It's good to be back :D

 

I remember plenty of nights out with him, I was never allowed to say where I lived or who I supported :lol:

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