Giordano Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 I was honestly very surprised at the results when accidentally checking out these useless facts of no interest to anyone but a saints fan with an interest in the fitness statistics of the team he supports. I don't think anybody will get the top four in correct order without cheating but am prepared to offer a no-prize if you get the top four in any order. According to official site details that is. Have fun. Its Friday afternoon after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Pelle Fonte Vic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Pelle Fonte Vic I was going to say the same, but with Toby instead of Fonte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted 23 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Should i tell you how many you got right or how many you got right and in the right order - or would that make it too easy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Big Vic Gardos Pelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted 23 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Gardos, at 6ft 4" weighs 10stone 10lbs (68kgs) according to official site. He is NOT in the top four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintTex Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Pelle Forster K. Davis Gazzaniga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrensup Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Pelle Wanyama KD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Goal keepers usually weigh a fair bit, especially with height. I don't think it's Forster cause he's quite 'slender' in his heigh, but I reckon Cropper and Gazzaniga are on the high side. They're tall, but they look pretty bulky to the eye! Davis may way a bit too, but he's not as ''tall''. Would expect Pelle to be around/behind them and maybe Gallagher? Not sure though. big Vic I think looks bigger than he is. We don't really have that bulky a team really, pretty average I'd say! Gardos or Targett would be my picks for the least weight, as Gardos in particular looks a bit thin..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Big Vic Forster Pelle Fonte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Dominic Gape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lallana's Left Peg Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Isgrove Reed Gape Rowe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Gardos, at 6ft 4" weighs 10stone 10lbs (68kgs) according to official site. He is NOT in the top four. I find it v.unlikely that gardos only weighs 68 kg Edit: That's less than Steven Davis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Ash Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Pelle Davis Cork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Gardos, at 6ft 4" weighs 10stone 10lbs (68kgs) according to official site. He is NOT in the top four. No chance anyway FF KD Pelle Vic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 dude must be hollow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Vic forster the koeman brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 I find it v.unlikely that gardos only weighs 68 kg Edit: That's less than Steven Davis! Depends on which website you look at - so far he fluctuates between 10st 10 lb and 13st 2lbs He must take some colossal dumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Pelle Fonte Morgan (heavy brain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 I'm going with the big penis criteria for this. Big Vic, Mané, Elia and JWP. (As JWP hails from Portsmouth his tackle my be mutated.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Didn't the OS say Chaplow was about seven stone whilst he played for us? Take those stats with a pinch of salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 I'm going with the big penis criteria for this. Big Vic, Mané, Elia and JWP. (As JWP hails from Portsmouth his tackle my be mutated.) Clyne has the biggest penis apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 I'm going with the big penis criteria for this. Big Vic, Mané, Elia and JWP. (As JWP hails from Portsmouth his tackle my be mutated.) So youve gone for the three black people in our squad to have big penises. LOL Anyways, I'd say Wanyama, Pelle, Gardos and Forster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Ash Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Clyne has the biggest penis apparently. I'm sure ART will tell us soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorne Malvo Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 VW, FF, GP, TA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Alpine_Saint Wanyama Forster K Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rees Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Pelle Forster Gazza Wanyama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Koeman Koeman's brother Wanyama Forster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 I like how the Koemans have now been drafted into the first team squad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Depends on which website you look at - so far he fluctuates between 10st 10 lb and 13st 2lbs He must take some colossal dumps Poor bloke must have post natal depression after taking a 2st sh*te and an arse like a Japanese flag to go with it. Hope it doesn't affect his performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Clyne has the biggest penis apparently. Nathaniel, whoooooaaaahh Nathaniel, whooooooaaaahhh We got him from palace He's got a big phallus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 23 January, 2015 Share Posted 23 January, 2015 Nathaniel, whoooooaaaahh Nathaniel, whooooooaaaahhh We got him from palace He's got a big phallus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobbysouth Posted 24 January, 2015 Share Posted 24 January, 2015 gardos 68. mane 69. where's the logic there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 24 January, 2015 Share Posted 24 January, 2015 gardos 68. mane 69. where's the logic there? I've always thought gardos is quite 'thin' looking, so who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 24 January, 2015 Share Posted 24 January, 2015 You think thats bad I see Harrison Reed is 1.81 on virtually all major websites He must have the same team as Tom Cruise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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