Giordano Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 I was honestly very surprised at the results when accidentally checking out these useless facts of no interest to anyone but a saints fan with an interest in the fitness statistics of the team he supports. I don't think anybody will get the top four in correct order without cheating but am prepared to offer a no-prize if you get the top four in any order. According to official site details that is. Have fun. Its Friday afternoon after all.
Scummer Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Forster Pelle Fonte Vic I was going to say the same, but with Toby instead of Fonte.
Giordano Posted 23 January, 2015 Author Posted 23 January, 2015 Should i tell you how many you got right or how many you got right and in the right order - or would that make it too easy?
Giordano Posted 23 January, 2015 Author Posted 23 January, 2015 Gardos, at 6ft 4" weighs 10stone 10lbs (68kgs) according to official site. He is NOT in the top four.
S-Clarke Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Goal keepers usually weigh a fair bit, especially with height. I don't think it's Forster cause he's quite 'slender' in his heigh, but I reckon Cropper and Gazzaniga are on the high side. They're tall, but they look pretty bulky to the eye! Davis may way a bit too, but he's not as ''tall''. Would expect Pelle to be around/behind them and maybe Gallagher? Not sure though. big Vic I think looks bigger than he is. We don't really have that bulky a team really, pretty average I'd say! Gardos or Targett would be my picks for the least weight, as Gardos in particular looks a bit thin..!
Bearsy Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Gardos, at 6ft 4" weighs 10stone 10lbs (68kgs) according to official site. He is NOT in the top four. I find it v.unlikely that gardos only weighs 68 kg Edit: That's less than Steven Davis!
Hatch Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Gardos, at 6ft 4" weighs 10stone 10lbs (68kgs) according to official site. He is NOT in the top four. No chance anyway FF KD Pelle Vic
CB Saint Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 I find it v.unlikely that gardos only weighs 68 kg Edit: That's less than Steven Davis! Depends on which website you look at - so far he fluctuates between 10st 10 lb and 13st 2lbs He must take some colossal dumps
SNSUN Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 I'm going with the big penis criteria for this. Big Vic, Mané, Elia and JWP. (As JWP hails from Portsmouth his tackle my be mutated.)
benjii Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Didn't the OS say Chaplow was about seven stone whilst he played for us? Take those stats with a pinch of salt.
benjii Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 I'm going with the big penis criteria for this. Big Vic, Mané, Elia and JWP. (As JWP hails from Portsmouth his tackle my be mutated.) Clyne has the biggest penis apparently.
nta786 Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 I'm going with the big penis criteria for this. Big Vic, Mané, Elia and JWP. (As JWP hails from Portsmouth his tackle my be mutated.) So youve gone for the three black people in our squad to have big penises. LOL Anyways, I'd say Wanyama, Pelle, Gardos and Forster
Saint_Ash Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Clyne has the biggest penis apparently. I'm sure ART will tell us soon.
Deano6 Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 I like how the Koemans have now been drafted into the first team squad!
Lighthouse Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Depends on which website you look at - so far he fluctuates between 10st 10 lb and 13st 2lbs He must take some colossal dumps Poor bloke must have post natal depression after taking a 2st sh*te and an arse like a Japanese flag to go with it. Hope it doesn't affect his performance.
Barry the Badger Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Clyne has the biggest penis apparently. Nathaniel, whoooooaaaahh Nathaniel, whooooooaaaahhh We got him from palace He's got a big phallus
JxgrSaint Posted 23 January, 2015 Posted 23 January, 2015 Nathaniel, whoooooaaaahh Nathaniel, whooooooaaaahhh We got him from palace He's got a big phallus
cobbysouth Posted 24 January, 2015 Posted 24 January, 2015 gardos 68. mane 69. where's the logic there?
S-Clarke Posted 24 January, 2015 Posted 24 January, 2015 gardos 68. mane 69. where's the logic there? I've always thought gardos is quite 'thin' looking, so who knows.
Convict Colony Posted 24 January, 2015 Posted 24 January, 2015 You think thats bad I see Harrison Reed is 1.81 on virtually all major websites He must have the same team as Tom Cruise
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