The nice, friendly thread

[PompeyLass]

  Fowllyd said:

Excellent. If there was one thing this thread lacked it was a bit of blackmail, and now it has it!

 

Blackmail does not belong on the nice friendly thread !

[Bearsy]

The nice, friendly thread has always had Sinister Undertones. I feel the same way about Philip Schofield

[Halo Stickman]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who falls prey to sinister undertones with thinking about Philip Schofield

[Coxford_lou]

  PompeyLass said:

Blackmail does not belong on the nice friendly thread !

 

Unless it's blackmail in the style of 50 shades of grey...

[Coxford_lou]

  Bucks Saint said:

Oh no, not "all" crackshot, have kept a few tucked up my sleeve if you get any more ideas about me slipping down the thumbs table sweet killer

 

I've got more on you than you've got on me!

[Bucks Saint]

  Coxford_lou said:

I've got more on you than you've got on me!

 

Yikes! (Translation for non nice and friendly people = **** **** ****)

[Halo Stickman]

  Bucks Saint said:

Yikes! (Translation for non nice and friendly people = **** **** ****)

 

Have you got any jobs going for translators - I'm fluent in asterisks in several languages.

[Bucks Saint]

  Halo Stickman said:

Have you got any jobs going for translators - I'm fluent in asterisks in several languages.

 

**** yeah. Maybe

[Bearsy]

  Halo Stickman said:

Actually, faraway, when I was googling for that, I noticed that there's more than one woman with a taste for bear-slaying.

 

Yet, if you enter the woods

Of a summer evening late,

When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools

Where the bear whistles his mate

And tracks her vaginal scent

Across far-flung fields and broken brooks

You will hear the beat of his ursine feet

And the swish of a skirt in the dew,

Steadily cantering through

The misty solitudes,

As though they perfectly knew

The old lost road through the woods….

But there is no road through the woods,

for where two hearts enter, but one can leave,

with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty.

She wanted none of the great bear's seed

For his great bloody carcass was plenty.

 

[Halo Stickman]

  Bearsy said:

Yet, if you enter the woods

Of a summer evening late,

When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools

Where the bear whistles his mate

And tracks her vaginal scent

Across far-flung fields and broken brooks

You will hear the beat of his ursine feet

And the swish of a skirt in the dew,

Steadily cantering through

The misty solitudes,

As though they perfectly knew

The old lost road through the woods….

But there is no road through the woods,

for where two hearts enter, but one can leave,

with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty.

She wanted none of the great bear's seed

For his great bloody carcass was plenty.

 

 

Lou will weep, and so will I

 

You should enter that on the American Gun-Law Thread - see what One_Sarnia_ Short_ Of_ A_ Picnic_ Saint makes of it

[Lets B Avenue]

  Halo Stickman said:

Lou will weep, and so will I

 

You should enter that on the American Gun-Law Thread - see what One_Sarnia_ Short_ Of_ A_ Picnic_ Saint makes of it

 

 

At a guess, "LOL".

[buctootim]

  Bearsy said:

Yet, if you enter the woods

Of a summer evening late,

When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools

Where the bear whistles his mate

And tracks her vaginal scent

Across far-flung fields and broken brooks

You will hear the beat of his ursine feet

And the swish of a skirt in the dew,

Steadily cantering through

The misty solitudes,

As though they perfectly knew

The old lost road through the woods….

But there is no road through the woods,

for where two hearts enter, but one can leave,

with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty.

She wanted none of the great bear's seed

For his great bloody carcass was plenty.

 

 

So to sum up - the fat stalker didn't get laid.

[Bearsy]

woah who you calling fat stalker!

[Bearsy]

I can't help feeling, that I quite want to bang coxford_lou. Is it gentleman to say so? Banging is usually it's own incentive, but the added benefit here, is that no matter how traumatic the experience proves for either, or both, parties, it will be a v.amusing story thread on muppet show

[Coxford_lou]

  Bearsy said:

I can't help feeling, that I quite want to bang coxford_lou. Is it gentleman to say so? Banging is usually it's own incentive, but the added benefit here, is that no matter how traumatic the experience proves for either, or both, parties, it will be a v.amusing story thread on muppet show

 

I'd be offended if you didn't, Bear.

 

But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person.

 

I'm still reeling from the 'what does CL look like' thread.

 

Very gentlemanly of you to check first, I must say.

[farawaysaint]

  Coxford_lou said:

I'd be offended if you didn't, Bear.

 

But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person.

 

I'm still reeling from the 'what does CL look like' thread.

 

Very gentlemanly of you to check first, I must say.

 

But if no one starts a thread how will we know it happened?

[Bearsy]

  Coxford_lou said:

I'd be offended if you didn't, Bear.

 

But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person.

 

I'm still reeling from the 'what does CL look like' thread.

 

Very gentlemanly of you to check first, I must say.

 

How pathetic is it that I find the idea of the thread, just as exciting as the banging?

[Coxford_lou]

  farawaysaint said:

But if no one starts a thread how will we know it happened?

 

Bearsy may rule the roost on Saintsweb. But that doesn't mean he always gets what he wants...

[Coxford_lou]

  Bearsy said:

How pathetic is it that I find the idea of the thread, just as exciting as the banging?

 

Bearsy, you were so cool before! Don't become pathetic! Then I won't like you anymore!

[Bearsy]

.

[Coxford_lou]

  Bearsy said:

.

 

Just playing hard to get!

[Bearsy]

Gotcha. Standby to witness My Best Moves

 

Edit: But not right now, I'm going out now. Standby to receive Best Moves and Pestering Advances within 48-72 hours

[farawaysaint]

I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps.

[Halo Stickman]

  farawaysaint said:

I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps.

 

I'm assuming your after a cheap skiing holiday?

[CB Saint]

  farawaysaint said:

I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps.

 

Good luck with the pillow talk.

[Halo Stickman]

  Coxford_lou said:

But I think creating a thread about banging anyone could be embarrassing for said person.

 

Especially if it got less views than the Top 5 Crisps thread

[Big Bad Bob]

  Halo Stickman said:

I'm assuming your after a cheap skiing holiday?

It's "you're" not your, grrr

Edited 13 March, 2015 by Big Bad Bob

[Halo Stickman]

  Big Bad Bob said:

You're grrr

 

Well now Bob, I've consulted the urban dictionary and looked up various lists of acronyms and I'm still none the wiser – dare I ask what the hell you're on about?

[Big Bad Bob]

  Halo Stickman said:

Well now Bob, I've consulted the urban dictionary and looked up various lists of acronyms and I'm still none the wiser – dare I ask what the hell you're on about?

I've edited it ?

[Coxford_lou]

  Bearsy said:

Gotcha. Standby to witness My Best Moves

 

Edit: But not right now, I'm going out now. Standby to receive Best Moves and Pestering Advances within 48-72 hours

 

I can't wait!

[Halo Stickman]

  Big Bad Bob said:

It's "you're" not your, grrr

 

Oh yeah, sorry Bob, I know that is a pet hate of you'res

[Big Bad Bob]

  Halo Stickman said:

Oh yeah, sorry Bob, I know that is a pet hate of you'res

Sorry, dropped into Bletch mode then, won't happen again this is the "nice and friendly" thread after all.

[Halo Stickman]

  Big Bad Bob said:

Sorry, dropped into Bletch mode then, won't happen again this is the "nice and friendly" thread after all.

 

Yeah, Grammar Warden Bletch has already issued me a ticket for my 'auto-ego' this week.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

So friends, what is everyone doing with their weekends?

 

Anything fun planned?

[Halo Stickman]

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

So friends, what is everyone doing with their weekends?

 

Anything fun planned?

 

I hope you're not trying to blow smoke up our backsides, KRG

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  Halo Stickman said:

I hope you're not trying to blow smoke up our backsides, KRG

 

Rumbled

 

I was trying to be good! I was saying how sexism is bad for men! I was fighting for the mens Halo :'(

 

Alas, where is Lou, I have some more sucking up to do it seems.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

How cute, they're talking about me on another thread now.

 

I think they like me deep down really. It's ok, KRG is v friendly. Hugs for all

[Halo Stickman]

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

Rumbled

 

I was trying to be good! I was saying how sexism is bad for men! I was fighting for the mens Halo :'(

 

Alas, where is Lou, I have some more sucking up to do it seems.

 

It's Friday afternoon, chill-out in TMS for the rest of the day, KRG; although watch out for those grammar wardens - they're very restless atm!

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  Halo Stickman said:

It's Friday afternoon, chill-out in TMS for the rest of the day, KRG; although watch out for those grammar wardens - they're very restless atm!

 

I still like the insinuation I'm angry. I'm in a really good mood, it's Friday

 

How about you Halo, anything fun on the w/e?

[Halo Stickman]

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

I still like the insinuation I'm angry. I'm in a really good mood, it's Friday

 

How about you Halo, anything fun on the w/e?

 

Normal beer or three Friday night. Supporting Mrs Stickman at one of her work events tomorrow morning. Gillette Soccer Saturday etc in afternoon. Then Sunday will revolve around the Chelsea game. Be a lot of fun if we win!

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  Halo Stickman said:

Normal beer or three Friday night. Supporting Mrs Stickman at one of her work events tomorrow morning. Gillette Soccer Saturday etc in afternoon. Then Sunday will revolve around the Chelsea game. Be a lot of fun if we win!

 

Ah, sounds most pleasant. Hope you have a good one

[Halo Stickman]

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

Ah, sounds most pleasant. Hope you have a good one

 

Cheers mate, you have a good one too.

[PompeyLass]

  Halo Stickman said:

Cheers mate, you have a good one too.

 

Awwww, is that a virtual man hug ?

[Bucks Saint]

H

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

Rumbled

 

I was trying to be good! I was saying how sexism is bad for men! I was fighting for the mens Halo :'(

 

Alas, where is Lou, I have some more sucking up to do it seems.

 

Coz this is the friendly thread, I am going to help you compete with Bear: sucking up to Lou is not required and indeed will only provide temporary heart and crotch warming happiness. Notice who tops the Thumbs up great list of Lou likeys (or TUG LOLL, for short)? Yes me, who secured the dizzy heights of likey love-in triumph by simply turning out for a beer and a chat several times with said Bear-slaying Lou. It is a basic but effective recipe but one I feel I should share. Farmhouse anyone?

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  PompeyLass said:

Awwww, is that a virtual man hug ?

 

I hope so. KRG is v pro-hugs. Hugs for all!

[Bucks Saint]

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

So friends, what is everyone doing with their weekends?

 

Anything fun planned?

 

Being friendly on the friendly thread! Securing new job today after short period of unemployment! Starting to consider how best to unleash secrets of last employment on to the main thread (we discussed this Lou!)! Dinner and beers tonight to celebrate new income. Soccer Saturday tomorrow. Chelsea Sunday. Sweet. Have a good one everyone

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  Bucks Saint said:

H

 

Coz this is the friendly thread, I am going to help you compete with Bear: sucking up to Lou is not required and indeed will only provide temporary heart and crotch warming happiness. Notice who tops the Thumbs up great list of Lou likeys (or TUG LOLL, for short)? Yes me, who secured the dizzy heights of likey love-in triumph by simply turning out for a beer and a chat several times with said Bear-slaying Lou. It is a basic but effective recipe but one I feel I should share. Farmhouse anyone?

 

Thanks, Bucks. Your friendliness and advice is appreciated, i shall try to take this on board

 

Next time I get to a game, which I must confess is no where near as often as I would like, I shall see who is around and say hello.

[Fowllyd]

  KelvinsRightGlove said:

I still like the insinuation I'm angry. I'm in a really good mood, it's Friday

 

How about you Halo, anything fun on the w/e?

 

At the risk of sounding like Hypo, who insinuated (or even suggested) that you were angry?

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  Bucks Saint said:

Being friendly on the friendly thread! Securing new job today after short period of unemployment! Starting to consider how best to unleash secrets of last employment on to the main thread (we discussed this Lou!)! Dinner and beers tonight to celebrate new income. Soccer Saturday tomorrow. Chelsea Sunday. Sweet. Have a good one everyone

 

Oh no, am I doing this thread wrong too?

 

Congrats on your new job, that is excellent news As someone who experienced I a prolonged period of unemployment I know what a relief it is to get a new job. Enjoy your celebrations and the rest of your weekend.

[KelvinsRightGlove]

  Fowllyd said:

At the risk of sounding like Hypo, who insinuated (or even suggested) that you were angry?

 

  Saint Mikey said:

You really are one angry, jumped up little internet warrior aren't you?! I wasn't accusing you, I was asking a question to continue the debate. Of course, anyone with low self-esteem would see that as a dig and go on a massive rant...

 

Can I ask what you are doing personally to help the eradication of sexism? Or are you just working on aggressive posturing on message boards instead and trying to appear holier than thou?

 

Massive sense of humour failure with regards to iansums comment too. You've spent too much time trying to blow smoke up the asses of forum no-marks like Coxford Lou and lapping up the compliments. Take a look at yourself.

 

It's probably a bit more than an insinuation, really.