Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 woman with dirty mouth, means man with clean penis .............................................. - Martin Luther King Jr
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 Punctured! I was thinking of using Gilette Fusion, not 9" hunting knife! Do it yourself vasectomy, plenty of YouTube vids on how to do one ?
Fowllyd Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 F*ck off, c*nt. Sorry Lou, but that comma is a give-away. No hairy-arsed bloke would ever put a comma in that sentence.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 Why would you shave your genital area? At least we now know you're not a bloke. You must be either a lesbo, Greenham Common 6 Pinter or a German , which one is it?
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Posted 11 March, 2015 Sorry Lou, but that comma is a give-away. No hairy-arsed bloke would ever put a comma in that sentence. D*mn, d*mn you! It's all in the detail.
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Posted 11 March, 2015 At least we now know you're not a bloke. You must be either a lesbo, Greenham Common 6 Pinter or a German , which one is it? Ducky, sorry I don't understand! Are bikini waxes the latest thing amongst male UKIP voters?
Lord Duckhunter Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 Ducky, sorry I don't understand! Are bikini waxes the latest thing amongst male UKIP voters? Politics has nothing to do with personal grooming issues. Although I'm sure lefties like Abbott and Harman have horrendous muffs . UKIP's policy is it's up to the individual not hairy faceless Eurocrats how you present your privates .
Lighthouse Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 I found my first grey pubic hair the other day. It was in a Ginster's pastie.
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Posted 11 March, 2015 Politics has nothing to do with personal grooming issues. Although I'm sure lefties like Abbott and Harman have horrendous muffs . UKIP's policy is it's up to the individual not hairy faceless Eurocrats how you present your privates . And neither do sexual preferences. I did some Life drawing classes a few years back and one of the models was a completely hairless guy. That freaked me out a bit. It was very, um, exposing!
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Posted 11 March, 2015 I found my first grey pubic hair the other day. It was in a Ginster's pastie. Ew. Sales of Ginsters pasties, in the Southampton area, will be taking a nose dive tomorrow.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 And neither do sexual preferences. I did some Life drawing classes a few years back and one of the models was a completely hairless guy. That freaked me out a bit. It was very, um, exposing! Do you know when you sign up if the model is a chick or a bloke? When Mrs Duck had one of her marathon headaches I could pop along and have a perv , although knowing my luck I'd get a hairy *****r .
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Posted 11 March, 2015 Do you know when you sign up if the model is a chick or a bloke? When Mrs Duck had one of her marathon headaches I could pop along and have a perv , although knowing my luck I'd get a hairy *****r . After you see a lot of naked people, it just not a big deal anymore. Even you will forget to perv.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 11 March, 2015 Posted 11 March, 2015 After you see a lot of naked people, it just not a big deal anymore. Even you will forget to perv. No way can you " forget" to perv . Maybe if you're Keith Richard you've had plenty of chicks , but the ordinary joe will always find something to perv at . If you've been on a 2 week holiday and seen loads of chicks half naked on the beach day after day , you'll not get fed up at looking . I guess it's up to the organisers of the art class to ensure the models are fit, as I can stay at home if I want to look at a 40 year olds body. As an aside did any if the blokes you painted get a stiffy , because if a load of birds were looking at me naked , I'd have at least a semi. It could get a bit embarrassing , particularly if they turned the heating down
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 No way can you " forget" to perv . Maybe if you're Keith Richard you've had plenty of chicks , but the ordinary joe will always find something to perv at . If you've been on a 2 week holiday and seen loads of chicks half naked on the beach day after day , you'll not get fed up at looking . I guess it's up to the organisers of the art class to ensure the models are fit, as I can stay at home if I want to look at a 40 year olds body. As an aside did any if the blokes you painted get a stiffy , because if a load of birds were looking at me naked , I'd have at least a semi. It could get a bit embarrassing , particularly if they turned the heating down A lot of the models have what I would call interesting figures, ie. good to draw, lots of stuff going on. Think the opposite of a skinny young lass. Highly likely, the opposite of what you're looking for. Yes, I've seen a semi before. But it's not a big deal, everyone just gets on with it.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I'm doing life drawing as part of a stag do I am going on (my mate is an artist and we're doing a kind of 'life in a day' thang), but apparently they do it for stag do's and provide with attractive women, rather than you're normal dumplings. Not sure it's really up my street though.
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Not sure it's really up my street though. Is that because of all those bloody masons parked outside? Sorry Jeff, I couldn't resist it.
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I'm doing life drawing as part of a stag do I am going on (my mate is an artist and we're doing a kind of 'life in a day' thang), but apparently they do it for stag do's and provide with attractive women, rather than you're normal dumplings. Not sure it's really up my street though. Life drawing and stag do combined?? Fair one - a few challenges in there for everyone involved
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Life drawing and stag do combined?? Fair one - a few challenges in there for everyone involved Oh. My. God. I'm appalled at the idea!
Lord Duckhunter Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 A lot of the models have what I would call interesting figures, ie. good to draw, lots of stuff going on. . In other words , fat munters.
farawaysaint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I'm doing life drawing as part of a stag do I am going on (my mate is an artist and we're doing a kind of 'life in a day' thang), but apparently they do it for stag do's and provide with attractive women, rather than you're normal dumplings. Not sure it's really up my street though. That actually sounds pretty cool, way more interesting than the usual alcohol fuelled stripper binge.
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Next week: taking communion on a stag do Yeah Bucks, stag-dos themed around a person's employment is certainly an interesting concept – I wonder what my undertaker mate has lined up?
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 In other words , fat munters. I wasn't talking about you, ducky. I was describing the life models.
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Oh. My. God. I'm appalled at the idea! Interesting on the radio this morning, apparently only 9% of women asked would go to a male strip/lap dancing club. No figures on blokes going to normal strip clubs. For mine, I've been to a strip club once, got taken to Stringfellows. This earnest young thing in front of me waggling her bits with a grin like a Chesire cat, it was so funny. I felt sorry for the poor girl as I was laughing so much..
farawaysaint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I wasn't talking about you, ducky. I was describing the life models.
pap Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Ew. Sales of Ginsters pasties, in the Southampton area, will be taking a nose dive tomorrow. Better than finding a pube at the bottom of a Bloody Mary.
farawaysaint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Interesting on the radio this morning, apparently only 9% of women asked would go to a male strip/lap dancing club. No figures on blokes going to normal strip clubs. For mine, I've been to a strip club once, got taken to Stringfellows. This earnest young thing in front of me waggling her bits with a grin like a Chesire cat, it was so funny. I felt sorry for the poor girl as I was laughing so much.. Last time I went to one for a mate's do there was this poor girl with a caesarian scar putting on the most appallingly fake Russian accent. I felt bad more than anything else.
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I'm doing life drawing as part of a stag do I am going on (my mate is an artist and we're doing a kind of 'life in a day' thang), but apparently they do it for stag do's and provide with attractive women, rather than you're normal dumplings. Not sure it's really up my street though. I presume you'll not need to sing GYTOFTL then? On a serious note, I honestly don't understand why someone would want to sit/lay/stand naked for so long while people draw them. The drawing part I get, I love drawing and haven't done enough of it for while, but being a model with no clothes on for that length of time? Nah.
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Pssst, PL. Men do have hairy balls don't they? I can't remember, haven't seen any recently! Neither have I !!!
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I presume you'll not need to sing GYTOFTL then? Tried to figure out what you're on about but I give up !
farawaysaint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Neither have I !!! Nah, we all man-scape nowadays, it is a sign of the times.
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Tried to figure out what you're on about but I give up ! Get your baps out for the lads. You need to read the sexism thread but I shouldn't mention that here...
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Nah, we all man-scape nowadays, it is a sign of the times. Hahaha, I like that. Does that mean I lady-scape ?
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Pssst, PL. Men do have hairy balls don't they? I can't remember, haven't seen any recently! Neither have I !!! Ladies, this could be your lucky day!
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Get your baps out for the lads. You need to read the sexism thread but I shouldn't mention that here... Ah, thanks for the clarification. I have been known to do that in the past Why shouldn't you mention it, this is the Muppet Show after all.
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Tried to figure out what you're on about but I give up ! Tsk, newbie.
buctootim Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Hahaha, I like that. Does that mean I lady-scape ? Unless you're from Texas, in which case its landscape.
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Ladies, this could be your lucky day! You still coming to the Farmhouse, Halo?
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Last time I went to one for a mate's do there was this poor girl with a caesarian scar putting on the most appallingly fake Russian accent. I felt bad more than anything else. Last time I went to one, one of the party was thrown out. For falling asleep. For an hour. They took offence I think
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 You still coming to the Farmhouse, Halo? Based on this new spirit of friendly togetherness, I hope the Farmhouse is putting on an extra member of staff
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 You still coming to the Farmhouse, Halo? If I did I would have to drag Mrs Stickman along, and I'm not sure that would be in anyone's best interests, least of all mine
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Nah, we all man-scape nowadays, it is a sign of the times. Do we??
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Ah, thanks for the clarification. I have been known to do that in the past Why shouldn't you mention it, this is the Muppet Show after all. Because this is the "Nice and Friendly" thread and *that* topic takes it ever so slightly off course.
farawaysaint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Do we?? Join the 21st century Bob, it's the era of the hairless metro. At least beards are coming back in a big way though.
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 (edited) Join the 21st century Bob, it's the era of the hairless metro. Thank heaven's for that! I once had a very nasty experience with a hairy metro – it became derailed at Shepherd's Bush and tore up the tracks all the way to Marble Arch. Boom boom. Edited 12 March, 2015 by Halo Stickman
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Life drawing and stag do combined?? Fair one - a few challenges in there for everyone involved And then hovercraft racing. Pretty random day all in all.
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Is that because of all those bloody masons parked outside? Sorry Jeff, I couldn't resist it. Ha, nope, cos I'm rubbish at drawing. I may just sit there and have a long vvank.
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Join the 21st century Bob, it's the era of the hairless metro. At least beards are coming back in a big way though. Don't know if I can be bothered with the ongoing maintenance to stop the itching.
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Don't know if I can be bothered with the ongoing maintenance to stop the itching. No itching if it's done properly!
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 How many of you go to a barber's for a wet shave, do they offer wet shaves for balls ?
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