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Yes, that's the one! I see she's moved me up several places!!!

 

Sorry Lou, please forgive me - you're not a damn woman after all.

 

Edit: I mean, you are a woman but not a damn woman.

 

Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed...

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Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed...

 

What are you saying, Bob - that I may be selling myself too cheaply, perhaps?

 

I'm just delighted to be above Bletch (metaphorically speaking)

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Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed...

 

Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you.

 

Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to!

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Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you.

 

Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to!

 

but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........

 

Ow **** it, I can always close my eyes and dream of that heaving bosom as you order your pint of sweet cider at the bar..

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but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........

 

Ow **** it, I can always close my eyes and dream of that heaving bosom as you order your pint of sweet cider at the bar..

 

Of course you can. Then when you open them you'll see a big, fat, c*ck twirling in your face!

 

Anyone still up for drinks at The Farmhouse before the Burnley game?! ;)

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Please tell me she's not Bletch's auto-ego :mcinnes:

 

The cat's out of the bag. I'm Lou and she is me. pap agreed to play along and Bucks is another account that pap uses.

 

Don't tell anyone.

 

We Do Note how beltch scarpered once we got fanny in the forum. He is v.old school. He is like Retired Army Colonel, trying to find a private members club which is still Men Only. Get with the times, Beltch!

 

Fanny in the forum is hardly something new, Bear. TMS has been wall to wall ****s for years.

 

Oh, something nice...

 

Your hair looks less gay today, Bear.

 

Halo, nice use of 'auto'.

 

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I could never be Pap, much as I would Like to be. I tried to grow my hair like him but looked more like Shirley Bassy. Gutted

 

You're not missing much, mush.

 

- A missus who constantly says "get your hair cut".

- A grandad who claims "you don't look like a professional businessman"

- People calling you "madam"

- Eating your hair

- Bobble management

- Shutting hair in car door, getting stuck, and entire family laughing at you.

 

The gains are basically this:-

 

- Superficially uber-credible in any rock club, arts town or festival.

- Looking cool on windy days

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You're not missing much, mush.

 

- A missus who constantly says "get your hair cut".

- A grandad who claims "you don't look like a professional businessman"

- People calling you "madam"

- Eating your hair

- Bobble management

- Shutting hair in car door, getting stuck, and entire family laughing at you.

 

The gains are basically this:-

 

- Superficially uber-credible in any rock club, arts town or festival.

- Looking cool on windy days

 

 

- Looking cool on

 

I think I'm finally at the stage where I can class my hair as 'long'. Share some of these, specifically the gf (in my case) constantly nagging at me to get it cut. Coupled with the beard I'm repeatedly told I look like a hobo.

 

It's also most inconvenient when hobbling around on crutches, it basically renders me blind as well as incapable of moving much. Excellent. Always refused to tie it up/wear one of my hairbands (only ever used for football), but have found myself considering it the past few weeks.

 

Much like your car story, I've managed similar on the tube. Not my finest moment.

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Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you.

 

Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to!

 

I'm disappointed you have hairy balls :(

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+1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment?

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You're not missing much, mush.

 

- A missus who constantly says "get your hair cut".

- A grandad who claims "you don't look like a professional businessman"

- People calling you "madam"

- Eating your hair

- Bobble management

- Shutting hair in car door, getting stuck, and entire family laughing at you.

 

The gains are basically this:-

 

- Superficially uber-credible in any rock club, arts town or festival.

- Looking cool on windy days

 

 

- Looking cool on

 

Hahahahahaha, that is awesome. Considering the type of music I like, and the fact that I tend to dress smartly, means I struggle slightly on the 'cool' factor in heavy rock clubs.

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+1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment?

 

I recommend the hot wax.

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Aye, can get a trendy little top knot and everything.

 

You are one of the select few on here that can decide for yourself. You lucky get you.

 

The Liam Gallagher stage is the worst.

 

Beanie hats are the answer.

 

just broke my penis trying :(

 

That's probably not a bad thing for mankind or bearkind.

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We Do Note how beltch scarpered once we got fanny in the forum. He is v.old school. He is like Retired Army Colonel, trying to find a private members club which is still Men Only. Get with the times, Beltch!

 

In fairness to Bletch, the only two women he ever saw whilst growing up was the warder who came over from the women's wing at curfew to administer his bromide treatment and the butch librarian who used to tie him up and make him read the dictionary from cover to cover whilst bashing his todger with a thesaurus. :(

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+1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment?

Never ever, ever apply aftershave after shaving your genital area! Not that I would have knowledge of the immense pain this can cause, only been told be a friend...

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+1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment?

 

Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it.

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Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it.

 

:lol: You do a v.convincing Bro-Talk!

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I wet shave my ballsack. Never had any complaints from the ladies. Or any compliments. Or even given them cause to notice, come to think of it.

 

I'm never been brave enough to try the wet-shave. Is it not Danger? Do you get knicks+cuts?

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