Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Yes, that's the one! I see she's moved me up several places!!! Sorry Lou, please forgive me - you're not a damn woman after all. Edit: I mean, you are a woman but not a damn woman. Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed... What are you saying, Bob - that I may be selling myself too cheaply, perhaps? I'm just delighted to be above Bletch (metaphorically speaking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Come, come Bern (if I have you right) you've had online arguments with better people than those two... Yes it is Bern BBB. And you are quite right, I have crossed swords with the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Oh come on, one metaphorical flutter of those gorgeous eyelashes of hers and you go running back to her bosom like a man possessed... Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you. Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 i've never been more aroused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Okay, let me just have another count up of the amount of chaps above me on that list ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Okay, let me just have another count up of the amount of chaps above me on that list ... You're above me and we're both behind Bateman who told Lou she was a bloke in drag. I dont think we're in the inner circle of trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Please tell me she's not Bletch's auto-ego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 We Do Note how beltch scarpered once we got fanny in the forum. He is v.old school. He is like Retired Army Colonel, trying to find a private members club which is still Men Only. Get with the times, Beltch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Please tell me she's not Bletch's auto-ego HE, dude. I'm a f*cking HE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you. Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to! but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........ Ow **** it, I can always close my eyes and dream of that heaving bosom as you order your pint of sweet cider at the bar.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........ Ow **** it, I can always close my eyes and dream of that heaving bosom as you order your pint of sweet cider at the bar.. Of course you can. Then when you open them you'll see a big, fat, c*ck twirling in your face! Anyone still up for drinks at The Farmhouse before the Burnley game?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 but, but, but Pap's met you and everything........ Yeah, but Coxford_Lou did refer to Pap as being like a better looking Jon Bon Jovi, which, no disrespect Pap, I always felt may have been stretching credibility a tad too far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 You mean that link to the nun in the gas mask he posted? I which case, I agree I would also like to take credit for many of the hot totty pictures from the 60s to the 80s on previous threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I would also like to take credit for many of the hot totty pictures from the 60s to the 80s on previous threads. You were better looking than I imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Please tell me she's not Bletch's auto-ego The cat's out of the bag. I'm Lou and she is me. pap agreed to play along and Bucks is another account that pap uses. Don't tell anyone. We Do Note how beltch scarpered once we got fanny in the forum. He is v.old school. He is like Retired Army Colonel, trying to find a private members club which is still Men Only. Get with the times, Beltch! Fanny in the forum is hardly something new, Bear. TMS has been wall to wall ****s for years. Oh, something nice... Your hair looks less gay today, Bear. Halo, nice use of 'auto'. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Halo, nice use of 'auto'. x Yes, I thought that might rouse you from your slumbers x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I could never be Pap, much as I would Like to be. I tried to grow my hair like him but looked more like Shirley Bassy. Gutted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 (edited) I could never be Pap, much as I would Like to be. I tried to grow my hair like him but looked more like Shirley Bassy. Gutted You're not missing much, mush. - A missus who constantly says "get your hair cut". - A grandad who claims "you don't look like a professional businessman" - People calling you "madam" - Eating your hair - Bobble management - Shutting hair in car door, getting stuck, and entire family laughing at you. The gains are basically this:- - Superficially uber-credible in any rock club, arts town or festival. - Looking cool on windy days Edited 11 March, 2015 by pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 You're not missing much, mush. - A missus who constantly says "get your hair cut". - A grandad who claims "you don't look like a professional businessman" - People calling you "madam" - Eating your hair - Bobble management - Shutting hair in car door, getting stuck, and entire family laughing at you. The gains are basically this:- - Superficially uber-credible in any rock club, arts town or festival. - Looking cool on windy days - Looking cool on I think I'm finally at the stage where I can class my hair as 'long'. Share some of these, specifically the gf (in my case) constantly nagging at me to get it cut. Coupled with the beard I'm repeatedly told I look like a hobo. It's also most inconvenient when hobbling around on crutches, it basically renders me blind as well as incapable of moving much. Excellent. Always refused to tie it up/wear one of my hairbands (only ever used for football), but have found myself considering it the past few weeks. Much like your car story, I've managed similar on the tube. Not my finest moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 If you can tie it all up, it's long. That's really the only important distinction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 If you can tie it all up, it's long. That's really the only important distinction. Aye, can get a trendy little top knot and everything. You are one of the select few on here that can decide for yourself. You lucky get you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 If you can tie it all up, it's long. That's really the only important distinction. just broke my penis trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 You were better looking than I imagined. It is amazing the affect a wig, some lippy and a bikini can do for a guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you. Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to! I'm disappointed you have hairy balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 +1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 You're not missing much, mush. - A missus who constantly says "get your hair cut". - A grandad who claims "you don't look like a professional businessman" - People calling you "madam" - Eating your hair - Bobble management - Shutting hair in car door, getting stuck, and entire family laughing at you. The gains are basically this:- - Superficially uber-credible in any rock club, arts town or festival. - Looking cool on windy days - Looking cool on Hahahahahaha, that is awesome. Considering the type of music I like, and the fact that I tend to dress smartly, means I struggle slightly on the 'cool' factor in heavy rock clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 +1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment? I recommend the hot wax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I once accidentally splashed Sloan's Liniment on to my balls. If Veet or Hot Wax are anywhere near as painful then I'm with Mr Coxford on this one – keep 'em hairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Aye, can get a trendy little top knot and everything. You are one of the select few on here that can decide for yourself. You lucky get you. The Liam Gallagher stage is the worst. Beanie hats are the answer. just broke my penis trying That's probably not a bad thing for mankind or bearkind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I once accidentally splashed Sloan's Liniment on to my balls. If Veet or Hot Wax are anywhere near as painful then I'm with Mr Coxford on this one – keep 'em hairy Choked on my 4.30 brown ale and snuff combo reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 We Do Note how beltch scarpered once we got fanny in the forum. He is v.old school. He is like Retired Army Colonel, trying to find a private members club which is still Men Only. Get with the times, Beltch! In fairness to Bletch, the only two women he ever saw whilst growing up was the warder who came over from the women's wing at curfew to administer his bromide treatment and the butch librarian who used to tie him up and make him read the dictionary from cover to cover whilst bashing his todger with a thesaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 +1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment? Never ever, ever apply aftershave after shaving your genital area! Not that I would have knowledge of the immense pain this can cause, only been told be a friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I'm disappointed you have hairy balls Pssst, PL. Men do have hairy balls don't they? I can't remember, haven't seen any recently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 you have pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Never ever, ever apply aftershave after shaving your genital area! Not that I would have knowledge of the immense pain this can cause, only been told be a friend... tell ur mate to shave his own balls next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 +1 how do you keep ur balls trim? I use electric razor, but after the incident last year when the loose skin of my ballsack got entangled in the cutting mechanism, I am naturally v.cautious. Have bros tried Veet on their balls? Is this good product? How about Hot Wax Treatment? Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it. You do a v.convincing Bro-Talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Never ever, ever apply aftershave after shaving your genital area! Not that I would have knowledge of the immense pain this can cause, only been told be a friend... Why would you shave your genital area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 You do a v.convincing Bro-Talk! F*ck off, c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 F*ck off, c*nt. Meathead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I wet shave my ballsack. Never had any complaints from the ladies. Or any compliments. Or even given them cause to notice, come to think of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Why would you shave your genital area? Eww Worst Kind Of Feminist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I wet shave my ballsack. Never had any complaints from the ladies. Or any compliments. Or even given them cause to notice, come to think of it. I'm never been brave enough to try the wet-shave. Is it not Danger? Do you get knicks+cuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I'm never been brave enough to try the wet-shave. Is it not Danger? Do you get knicks+cuts? Lift the sack up and gently pull, they go all smooth then or so I've been told.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 F*ck off, c*nt. You are absolutely the essence of gorgeousness when you swear, I love it when he-she's swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I'm never been brave enough to try the wet-shave. Is it not Danger? Do you get knicks+cuts? What if you punctured one them? Would all their contents fall out?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Punctured! I was thinking of using Gilette Fusion, not 9" hunting knife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 You are absolutely the essence of gorgeousness when you swear, I love it when he-she's swear Anything for you, sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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