Goatboy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Sometimes a little bit of naughty does you good Lou! Only playing anyway. I am a good Goat really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Sometimes a little bit of naughty does you good Lou! Only playing anyway. I am a good Goat really. I know But still, what if the answer had been no! Anyway, I'm trying to think of a new topic of conversation for today that can keep me entertained, but that doesn't involve, um, me, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Lou has her own thread now? Thin end of the wedge gentlemen! You'll be discussing haircuts and drinking lambrini before the winter's out. Mark my monkey-sucking words! I'm off to look for nun boob pics to spice this thread up a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Ah, no, Big Bad Bob. I like everyone on here. You just hurt my feelings when you agreed with Hutch that I was a shallow bird. But my skin is getting thicker, so now I'm just amused. You're in my black book for the nuns though. And Goatboy is a recent new entry for asking 'would you'. Bad boy! Do you mean Black Book? Because I'm a little concerned as to how you got my name and address as I haven't given the information voluntarily? And do the Nuns offend because of the objectification of women or because of your religious beliefs or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 January, 2015 And do the Nuns offend because of the objectification of women or because of your religious beliefs or both? Neither of those, and offend is too strong a word.. Just some of the more extreme shots make me feel a bit uncomfortable. I bit like sitting next to a guy on the tube flicking through a porn magazine. But, I guess the choice is like it or lump it. And this is the muppet show after all. Though it does annoy me more on the main forum, because that's supposed to be about football, and everyone should feel welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Neither of those, and offend is too strong a word.. Just some of the more extreme shots make me feel a bit uncomfortable. I bit like sitting next to a guy on the tube flicking through a porn magazine. But, I guess the choice is like it or lump it. And this is the muppet show after all. Though it does annoy me more on the main forum, because that's supposed to be about football, and everyone should feel welcome. Col, when you were flicking through the porn magazine, what was the guy doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Col, when you were flicking through the porn magazine, what was the guy doing? Reading Germaine Greer and tutting at lou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Col, when you were flicking through the porn magazine, what was the guy doing? Doing those sort of sideways "I'm not looking but I am really" type movements... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Col, when you were flicking through the porn magazine, what was the guy doing? Disappointed in you, Bletch. Speaking as one of the figments of your imagination, I expected you/us – whatever – to stay away from Lou/Col’s Nice, Friendly thread, in the (increasingly forlorn) hope that if we ignored her/him long enough she/he might eventually go away, leaving us to enjoy our nuns and other stuff in peace. Anyway, I have to depart for a few days in order to organise and attend a funeral – why is it that deaths always occur at the most inconvenient of times, ffs? By the time I get back, I will expect you to have sorted this place out – women’s menstrual cycles, discussions on the morality of posting naughty nuns, and photos of fluffy animals have no place in TMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 I think it's becoming obvious that lou is just another of bletch's puppets, crafted to stimulate feminist debate and ponder the phallocentric nature of our language and the inherent slipperiness of meaning. Either that or he just likes dressing in ladies clothes and pretending to be from coxford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Disappointed in you, Bletch. Speaking as one of the figments of your imagination, I expected you/us – whatever – to stay away from Lou/Col’s Nice, Friendly thread, in the (increasingly forlorn) hope that if we ignored her/him long enough she/he might eventually go away, leaving us to enjoy our nuns and other stuff in peace. Anyway, I have to depart for a few days in order to organise and attend a funeral – why is it that deaths always occur at the most inconvenient of times, ffs? By the time I get back, I will expect you to have sorted this place out – women’s menstrual cycles, discussions on the morality of posting naughty nuns, and photos of fluffy animals have no place in TMS! Ah but they do, what else causes us boys more grief, apart from football, cars, bikes, sport........ I think it's becoming obvious that lou is just another of bletch's puppets, crafted to stimulate feminist debate and ponder the phallocentric nature of our language and the inherent slipperiness of meaning. Either that or he just likes dressing in ladies clothes and pretending to be from coxford. Where is Coxford by the way, I keep thinking of the Baron Knights song with the Smurfs in it but that's Catford, ain't it, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 And bang on cue :- http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/30908551 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Lou Coxfarm - is this the most attention you've ever had? (from blokes. Who are nerds. And not pained artists?). Just post a picture of yourself and I am sure that the judgmental, and frequently sexually successful, so it seems, members will discount you as a 'six pinter' or whatever. I do wonder why these blokes who have successfully banged every chick from Torquay to Berwrick upon Tweed and continents beyond are so frothing at their glanses to suck up to you. It is because you purport to be female, and that is what they are missing in their lives. Same here of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 The boundary between funny and nasty, banter and concerted put downs isn't that hard to gauge for the socially skilled. Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Horses are evil, FACT more horse being cunt: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 PS. Bear, you promised me insider gossip on TMS posters. Still waiting! yeah i dunno i typed it all out for you in secret pm, but then i bottled sending it. WHAT DO BROS THINK? Is it acceptable that i out all the guilty secrets & SCANDALS i know about all you bros on here, just so that i can ingratiate myself with Lou? Is that cool? Is that the sort of thing that bros should do? It feels like i would be committing a bro-on-bro crime, the worst crime of all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 more horse being cunt: See the way the bloke with the white top was walking slowly, almost as if timing it so that when (pre-arranged) head butt from horse in stall happens he can feign falling into other horses nether regions. Frotting they call it when humans do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 January, 2015 Share Posted 21 January, 2015 Stephen Fry had sex with a horse, it was in his autobiography or a novel that he wrote or something like that. Interestingly, it was a girl horse. This is a thing that I know about horses, and about Stephen Fry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 January, 2015 yeah i dunno i typed it all out for you in secret pm, but then i bottled sending it. WHAT DO BROS THINK? Is it acceptable that i out all the guilty secrets & SCANDALS i know about all you bros on here, just so that i can ingratiate myself with Lou? Is that cool? Is that the sort of thing that bros should do? It feels like i would be committing a bro-on-bro crime, the worst crime of all! Hi Bear. Don't worry, I'm not interested. Suddenly it's not very funny anymore. See ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 22 January, 2015 Share Posted 22 January, 2015 Hi Bear. Don't worry, I'm not interested. Suddenly it's not very funny anymore. See ya. Abandoned like last season's handbag Bear! Let this be a lesson to all Muppets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 January, 2015 Share Posted 22 January, 2015 What! Noooo! You can't dump me! I dump you! I DUMP YOU! goddammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 22 January, 2015 Share Posted 22 January, 2015 Hi Bear. Don't worry, I'm not interested. Suddenly it's not very funny anymore. See ya. How come it only took her 600 posts to work out this place isn't funny? Women really are smarter than the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 25 January, 2015 Share Posted 25 January, 2015 This friendly threads seems decidedly unfriendly. Who f***** it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Shall we see if we can get the nice, friendly thread going again? Spend a day with no arguments, and only say nice friendly things to each other? I'll start: I really like the knowledge and experience sadoldgit brings to most threads. Thanks sadoldgit! You're great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Shall we see if we can get the nice, friendly thread going again? Spend a day with no arguments, and only say nice friendly things to each other? I'll start: I really like the knowledge and experience sadoldgit brings to most threads. Thanks sadoldgit! You're great! You mean that link to the nun in the gas mask he posted? I which case, I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I really like the knowledge and experience sadoldgit brings to most threads. Thanks sadoldgit! You're great! And I met him, circa 1997/8, decent bloke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I'm going to help you by posting inspirational quotes all day... Thumper: "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Shall we see if we can get the nice, friendly thread going again? Spend a day with no arguments, and only say nice friendly things to each other? I'll start: I really like the knowledge and experience sadoldgit brings to most threads. Thanks sadoldgit! You're great! What a ****ing suck up..."like me, like me". Jokes! I'm in a good mood today, made some good money at Chelts yesterday, fingers crossed for today as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I'm going to help you by posting inspirational quotes all day... Thumper: "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." Is it me, or is there an oxymoron in there somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Jokes! I'm in a good mood today, made some good money at Chelts yesterday, fingers crossed for today as well. Say something nice about someone then Jeff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Is it me, or is there an oxymoron in there somewhere? Thumper wasn't hot on grammar. But he's a rabbit, what did you expect?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 What a ****ing suck up..."like me, like me". Jokes! I'm in a good mood today, made some good money at Chelts yesterday, fingers crossed for today as well. Yeah, the trouble with Lou is she's so damn fickle. I mean, look at poor Jonnyboy - one day she's all over him, the next day she relegates him to the bottom of her stupid bloody list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Yeah, the trouble with Lou is she's so damn fickle. I mean, look at poor Jonnyboy - one day she's all over him, the next day she relegates him to the bottom of her stupid bloody list! I did revisit my list, looked at the other candidates, and in the end only dropped him 3 places. Just because I like him. (Or because the other options were so bad!) Sorry, ahem, back to nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Say something nice about someone then Jeff... Er... hang on, give me a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I did revisit my list, looked at the other candidates, and in the end only dropped him 3 places. Just because I like him. (Or because the other options were so bad!) Sorry, ahem, back to nice... Yeah, but why am I three places below Bletch - he's been far more beastly to you than I ever have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 (edited) Lou would make an attractive bloke. Is that nice? Edited 11 March, 2015 by Unbelievable Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 I did revisit my list, looked at the other candidates, and in the end only dropped him 3 places. Just because I like him. (Or because the other options were so bad!) Sorry, ahem, back to nice...Not even sure what I did. Hey ho. It's a lovely sunny day today wouldn't you agree everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Not even sure what I did. Hey ho. It's a lovely sunny day today wouldn't you agree everyone? Nooooo Jonnyboy, I'm kidding!!! You're up there with Bearsy and Goatboy. Infallible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 11 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Yeah, but why am I three places below Bletch - he's been far more beastly to you than I ever have? True. But I've got a soft spot for Bletch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 True. But I've got a soft spot for Bletch. You can get cream for those from the chemist. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Yeah, the trouble with Lou is she's so damn fickle. I mean, look at poor Jonnyboy - one day she's all over him, the next day she relegates him to the bottom of her stupid bloody list! Pah, I really upset Lou and now I am so low on *THAT* list I doubt I'll ever surface again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Pah, I really upset Lou and now I am so low on *THAT* list I doubt I'll ever surface again... Yeah, one place below me IIRC, Bob! Not that I'm paying attention to her stupid bloody list, you understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Yeah, one place below me IIRC, Bob! Not that I'm paying attention to her stupid bloody list, you understand What list is this you're talking about Halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 What list is this you're talking about Halo That damn woman produced a list of her favourite posters – I can't remember where it is, except that she might have well have scratched it into my heart with her own fingernails I gave her the best 30 seconds of my life, and what does she do? - throw herself at all these other fellas and treat me like a bloody doormat! It's a f*cking disgrace. Edit: Sorry, wrong forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 And I met him, circa 1997/8, decent bloke! Bless you PB. Hugs all round x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 That damn woman produced a list of her favourite posters – I can't remember where it is, except that she might have well have scratched it into my heart with her own fingernails I gave her the best 30 seconds of my life, and what does she do? - throw herself at all these other fellas and treat me like a bloody doormat! It's a f*cking disgrace. Edit: Sorry, wrong forum Do what I have done, take some drugs and forget about it, it's only Lou after all, I've been cast aside by better women anyway, what Lou thinks is irrelevant to me and being 2nd bottom of some stupid list somewhere on a football forum is nothing, nothing I say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Shall we see if we can get the nice, friendly thread going again? Spend a day with no arguments, and only say nice friendly things to each other? I'll start: I really like the knowledge and experience sadoldgit brings to most threads. Thanks sadoldgit! You're great! That really is very sweet of you CL but it will screw my credibility with C B Fry and Alpine, both of whom think I talk b*llocks all of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 (edited) That damn woman produced a list of her favourite posters – I can't remember where it is, except that she might have well have scratched it into my heart with her own fingernails I gave her the best 30 seconds of my life, and what does she do? - throw herself at all these other fellas and treat me like a bloody doormat! It's a f*cking disgrace. Edit: Sorry, wrong forum Would this be the pathetic and, quite frankly, puerile list that has no relevance on real life in the slightest.... feck me Halo you've climbed up it... Edited 11 March, 2015 by Big Bad Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 That really is very sweet of you CL but it will screw my credibility with C B Fry and Alpine, both of whom think I talk b*llocks all of the time. Come, come Bern (if I have you right) you've had online arguments with better people than those two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 11 March, 2015 Share Posted 11 March, 2015 Would this be the pathetic and, quite frankly, puerile list that has no relevance on real life in the slightest.... Yes, that's the one! I see she's moved me up several places!!! Sorry Lou, please forgive me - you're not a damn woman after all. Edit: I mean, you are a woman but not a damn woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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