Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: I love some man on man action! PompeyLass said: Gross !!!! Halo Stickman said: Cheers mate, you have a good one too. PompeyLass said: Awwww, is that a virtual man hug ? There you are, PompeyLass, man on man action needn't be gross, after all
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 KelvinsRightGlove said: Oh no, am I doing this thread wrong too? Congrats on your new job, that is excellent news As someone who experienced I a prolonged period of unemployment I know what a relief it is to get a new job. Enjoy your celebrations and the rest of your weekend. Cheers, much appreciated! The warm moments from this thread just keep surprising me.
PompeyLass Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: There you are, PompeyLass, man on man action needn't be gross, after all Thanks Mr Stickman, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that there is love on this thread !
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 PompeyLass said: Thanks Mr Stickman, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that there is love on this thread ! Actually, PompeyLass, I can't stand the jumped-up little gob-****e! Only joking, KRG x
Fowllyd Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 KelvinsRightGlove said: It's probably a bit more than an insinuation, really. F*ck me, I hadn't seen that! I somehow don't think I'd have asked had I done.
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 KelvinsRightGlove said: It's probably a bit more than an insinuation, really. What's a forum no mark?
hypochondriac Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 (edited) Fowllyd said: At the risk of sounding like Hypo, who insinuated (or even suggested) that you were angry? That would be mikey not me. I wouldn't say angry, more deluded. Edited 13 March, 2015 by hypochondriac
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: Being friendly on the friendly thread! Securing new job today after short period of unemployment! Starting to consider how best to unleash secrets of last employment on to the main thread (we discussed this Lou!)! Dinner and beers tonight to celebrate new income. Soccer Saturday tomorrow. Chelsea Sunday. Sweet. Have a good one everyone Congrats Bucks! Looking forward to the ITK thread... I'm off for dinner, then drinks in Dalston with a group of gal pals tonight. Thank god it's Friday!
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: What's a forum no mark? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 KelvinsRightGlove said: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe Mikey was saying something nice about me.
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 hypochondriac said: That would be mikey not me. I wouldn't say angry, more deluded. Hiya Hypo! Do you do 'banter and light hearted humour'? I can't quite imagine it, but maybe it's a side of you I've just not experienced yet. You do know that's what TMS is for, don't you?
SuperMikey Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 I got really confused and sad reading through this last page - I was wondering what i'd done Me and KRG are besties so I would never say anything bad about him. Can I join in the festivities on this thread pls?
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 SuperMikey said: I got really confused and sad reading through this last page - I was wondering what i'd done Me and KRG are besties so I would never say anything bad about him. Can I join in the festivities on this thread pls? BFFs 4 lyf! It was of course some impostor, there's only one real Mikey round here. How's it going dude, you've been quiet lately. Fun weekend lined up?
Jonnyboy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Bearsy may rule the roost on Saintsweb. But that doesn't mean he always gets what he wants... Not sure why Bearsy doesn't have forum access when he "goes out" but I spot an opening (so to speak). I'd be quite interested to try blowing smoke up your ass, sounds like an interesting way to get high?
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 (edited) ... Edited 13 March, 2015 by Coxford_lou
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Hiya Hypo! Do you do 'banter and light hearted humour'? I can't quite imagine it, but maybe it's a side of you I've just not experienced yet. You do know that's what TMS is for, don't you? To be honest, even a smile would do. I'd settle for just a twitch in the right direction.
hypochondriac Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Hiya Hypo! Do you do 'banter and light hearted humour'? I can't quite imagine it, but maybe it's a side of you I've just not experienced yet. You do know that's what TMS is for, don't you? I posted in banter central before you had received your first modem.
SuperMikey Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 KelvinsRightGlove said: BFFs 4 lyf! It was of course some impostor, there's only one real Mikey round here. How's it going dude, you've been quiet lately. Fun weekend lined up? Not going too bad, just working a lot. This weekend I will mostly be doing my washing and watching Saints lose. And working. My life is basically like Leo di Caprio in the Great Gatsby.
SuperMikey Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 hypochondriac said: I posted in banter central before you had received your first modem. Ah, the good old days. I started posting on S4E when I was 12 or 13 - Banter Central taught me a lot. Was it Banter Central on S4E?
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 hypochondriac said: I posted in banter central before you had received your first modem. And now you're a grumpy old fart?
Lighthouse Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 hypochondriac said: I posted in banter central before you had received your first modem. I miss those phone calls between Schteve McLaren and BFS. Them were the days.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 SuperMikey said: Not going too bad, just working a lot. This weekend I will mostly be doing my washing and watching Saints lose. And working. My life is basically like Leo di Caprio in the Great Gatsby. Keep plugging away Mikey, you'll get that Oscar you so deserve one day.
Lighthouse Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 SuperMikey said: Ah, the good old days. I started posting on S4E when I was 12 or 13 - Banter Central taught me a lot. Was it Banter Central on S4E? If you were proper naughty you went to b-anter.
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 Jonnyboy said: Not sure why Bearsy doesn't have forum access when he "goes out" but I spot an opening (so to speak). I'd be quite interested to try blowing smoke up your ass, sounds like an interesting way to get high? More than happy to sit back and watch you and Bear in a best moves-off... PS. I've got an arse, not an ass.
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Congrats Bucks! Looking forward to the ITK thread... I'm off for dinner, then drinks in Dalston with a group of gal pals tonight. Thank god it's Friday! I like Dalston, loads of cool places there. Went to a funky little Mexican place a while back. Did you ever go to Street Feast there?
hypochondriac Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Lighthouse said: I miss those phone calls between Schteve McLaren and BFS. Them were the days. The hey Steve mobile thread was my favourite ever banter thread. Gone downhill since then save for Bearsy and his fabulous 50 shades thread.
SuperMikey Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Lighthouse said: If you were proper naughty you went to b-anter. First place I saw tubgirl.. Dune PMed me one time and asked me to come over and post on b-anter, but when I signed up it turned out I was mostly a tactic to divert hate away from himself because most of his posts were followed by people calling him a c*nt
hypochondriac Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 SuperMikey said: First place I saw tubgirl.. Dune PMed me one time and asked me to come over and post on b-anter, but when I signed up it turned out I was mostly a tactic to divert hate away from himself because most of his posts were followed by people calling him a c*nt Do you remember the precursor to b-anter, lungsforever? Lou have you checked out tubgirl?
Lighthouse Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 SuperMikey said: First place I saw tubgirl.. Dune PMed me one time and asked me to come over and post on b-anter, but when I signed up it turned out I was mostly a tactic to divert hate away from himself because most of his posts were followed by people calling him a c*nt TBF 90% of b-anter was just people calling each other a c**t. Usually it was 'which S4E mod is the biggest c**t' after they had just been banned. Who ran that site? I thought it was Essruu but I could be wrong.
Jonnyboy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: More than happy to sit back and watch you and Bear in a best moves-off... PS. I've got an arse, not an ass. I'd have no chance but he's implied there's a 48 hour window for everyone else first
Jonnyboy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 SuperMikey said: First place I saw tubgirl.. Dune PMed me one time and asked me to come over and post on b-anter, but when I signed up it turned out I was mostly a tactic to divert hate away from himself because most of his posts were followed by people calling him a c*nt How old were you then Mikey? I'm wondering if we could get Dune arrested under Historical Sex Offences?
hypochondriac Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Lighthouse said: TBF 90% of b-anter was just people calling each other a c**t. Usually it was 'which S4E mod is the biggest c**t' after they had just been banned. Who ran that site? I thought it was Essruu but I could be wrong. It had its moments. Saintsfun was more amusing though. I think b-anter was maybe essruu and colbury?
Jonnyboy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: PS. I've got an arse, not an ass. Damn, Saint Mikey blows smoke up donkeys. That's sick.
Big Bad Bob Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: More than happy to sit back and watch you and Bear in a best moves-off... PS. I've got an arse, not an ass. And a very fine one I should imagine it is too. Bear is one lucky thing of the genus ursus. Now we need to find out :- is he ursus americanus, ursus arctos, ursus maritimus or, and I think more likely, ursus minimus?
Jonnyboy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: PS. I've got an arse, not an ass. PPS
Big Bad Bob Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Jonnyboy said: Not yours Bob! :thumbdown: Ooops, my bad Better??
Jonnyboy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Big Bad Bob said: Ooops, my bad Better?? I'm just going to assume that belongs to a man or a chimp or similar and ignore it thank you very much.
Patrick Bateman Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 hypochondriac said: It had its moments. Saintsfun was more amusing though. I think b-anter was maybe essruu and colbury? Nah, just Ess
SuperMikey Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Lighthouse said: TBF 90% of b-anter was just people calling each other a c**t. Usually it was 'which S4E mod is the biggest c**t' after they had just been banned. Who ran that site? I thought it was Essruu but I could be wrong. B-anter was like a halfway house between S4E and reality. Bless 'em.
Big Bad Bob Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Jonnyboy said: I'm just going to assume that belongs to a man or a chimp or similar and ignore it thank you very much. I believe it's actually Bears, just after his recent bum waxing!
PhilippineSaint Posted 14 March, 2015 Posted 14 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: More than happy to sit back and watch you and Bear in a best moves-off... PS. I've got an arse, not an ass. JB is into Animals by the sound of it lock up your menagerie
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Posted 14 March, 2015 KelvinsRightGlove said: I like Dalston, loads of cool places there. Went to a funky little Mexican place a while back. Did you ever go to Street Feast there? Not I've not, I should do though! But yes, I do like the artsy vibe of Dalston. And the fact it's only 15 mins from home!
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Posted 14 March, 2015 Bearsy said: Yet, if you enter the woods Of a summer evening late, When the night-air cools on the trout-ringed pools Where the bear whistles his mate And tracks her vaginal scent Across far-flung fields and broken brooks You will hear the beat of his ursine feet And the swish of a skirt in the dew, Steadily cantering through The misty solitudes, As though they perfectly knew The old lost road through the woods…. But there is no road through the woods, for where two hearts enter, but one can leave, with dripping fanny be-thrilled, and quite empty. She wanted none of the great bear's seed For his great bloody carcass was plenty. Was too rushed to say yesterday, but Bear that is both beautiful and sad. How much I wish for a happy ending! (And top marks for bringing Kipling to Saintsweb.)
Halo Stickman Posted 14 March, 2015 Posted 14 March, 2015 Bearsy said: I can't help feeling, that I quite want to bang coxford_lou. Is it gentleman to say so? Banging is usually it's own incentive, but the added benefit here, is that no matter how traumatic the experience proves for either, or both, parties, it will be a v.amusing story thread on muppet show Whilst there can be no doubting your earnest – indeed, gallant – intentions regarding this matter, as one bro to another, I urge you to consider … the age gap. You are a young bro in the prime of life; whereas, Lou, on the other hand, has hinted, on more than one occasion, that she isn't exactly – putting this as delicately as possible – a spring chicken. Therefore, wouldn't the onerous task of banging Lou, and then writing about it, be better left to an older bro?
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Posted 14 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Whilst there can be no doubting your earnest – indeed, gallant – intentions regarding this matter, as one bro to another, I urge you to consider … the age gap. You are a young bro in the prime of life; whereas, Lou, on the other hand, has hinted, on more than one occasion, that she isn't exactly – putting this as delicately as possible – a spring chicken. Therefore, wouldn't the onerous task of banging Lou, and then writing about it, be better left to an older bro? Oi! I'm not that old! Just not in my twenties anymore!
CB Saint Posted 14 March, 2015 Posted 14 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Whilst there can be no doubting your earnest – indeed, gallant – intentions regarding this matter, as one bro to another, I urge you to consider … the age gap. You are a young bro in the prime of life; whereas, Lou, on the other hand, has hinted, on more than one occasion, that she isn't exactly – putting this as delicately as possible – a spring chicken. Therefore, wouldn't the onerous task of banging Lou, and then writing about it, be better left to an older bro? might need to be a younger bro to keep up with the ten times a night schedule you will have to meet.
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 March, 2015 Posted 14 March, 2015 (edited) Coxford_lou said: Was too rushed to say yesterday, but Bear that is both beautiful and sad. How much I wish for a happy ending! (And top marks for bringing Kipling to Saintsweb.) If he even knew he was paraphrasing Kipling, probably did a internet search for Bear and vagina and that was the result! Coxford_lou said: Oi! I'm not that old! Just not in my twenties anymore! Just past your sexual prime then, women hit it at 29 (apparently), blokes much earlier, so could, in fact, be a match made in heaven! Edited 14 March, 2015 by Big Bad Bob
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Posted 14 March, 2015 Big Bad Bob said: Just past your sexual prime then, women hit it at 29 (apparently), blokes much earlier, so could, in fact, be a match made in heaven! 35-44 apparently. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2221384/Flirty-thirties-British-women-hit-sexual-peak-aged-35.html
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