Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Bearsy said: oh ok I spose I can lust a bit after the pompey lass too. Even, i.e., Smirking Saint, at a push. I just draw the line at Beltch Ha Bear fancies me.... You big gay bear you
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 PompeyLass said: I'm bored of my avatar, I think I will look for a new one. I think someone suggested an appropriate one the other day :- http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53539-Niivea-adsverts-sponsoring-Liverpool&p=2143639#post2143639 Me, I prefer something along the lines of
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Bearsy said: Yeah i like him. Top 5 Bears! 1. sy 2. Paedo 3. Yogi 4. Charmin' toilet 5. Pooh
buctootim Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Smirking_Saint said: Ha Bear fancies me.... You big gay bear you He thought you were Mirking Saint
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Thanks Big Bad Bob, I was tempted to put that first one up but alas that is not me, however the 2nd one could be !
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 buctootim said: He thought you were Mirking Saint Ive tried to figure this out...
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 buctootim said: He thought you were Mirking Saint Did you mean Merkin Saint?
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 sadoldgit said: Did you mean Merkin Saint? Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint?
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 sadoldgit said: Did you mean Merkin Saint? Not enough hair for that soggy
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint? Im not that big halo
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Smirking_Saint said: Im not that big halo Oh well Smirking, perhaps if PompeyLass ever decides to come over from the dark side, she could take that name - she appears to have a couple of very nice firkins
Fowllyd Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint? Twerking Saint? I reckon that would do it for the bear.
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Shirkin Saint for lack of effort towards Bear?
buctootim Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Smirking_Saint said: Ive tried to figure this out... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mirking
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Fowllyd said: Twerking Saint? I reckon that would do it for the bear. We hum it, Bear twerks it.
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 buctootim said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mirking I'm tempted to say I can't wait for an opportunity to use that new word you've just introduced to me, Tim ... but, thinking about it, perhaps not.
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 PompeyLass said: I'm bored of my avatar, I think I will look for a new one. I changed mine very briefly a few weeks back, to a picture of my mouth, because I felt it represented what I do here - talk. But then I got a bit nervous it might be misinterpretated, so I changed it rather rapidly.
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 (edited) Coxford_lou said: I changed mine very briefly a few weeks back, to a picture of my mouth, because I felt it represented what I do here - talk. But then I got a bit nervous it might be misinterpretated, so I changed it rather rapidly. Yeah, no danger of the current one being misinterpreted so you are on safe ground Edited 12 March, 2015 by Bucks Saint
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: Yeah, no danger of the current one being misinterpreted so you are on safe ground What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis?
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Smirking_Saint said: Not enough hair for that soggy I can ask Mrs SOG to collect up the hair next time she goes for a waxing if that helps?
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 sadoldgit said: I can ask Mrs SOG to collect up the hair next time she goes for a waxing if that helps? Thanks SOG, I think Ill trim the hair hanging outside my trousers and use some of that too
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Big Bad Bob said: What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis? Never even occurred to me BBB. Was thinking that folks might believe she is telling her five kiddies to pipe down as Jeremy Kyle is on
Convict Colony Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Big Bad Bob said: I think someone suggested an appropriate one the other day :- http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53539-Niivea-adsverts-sponsoring-Liverpool&p=2143639#post2143639 Me, I prefer something along the lines of
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 I used to shave my balls with my mates electric razor at uni. Didn't tell him until our last week of living together. Oh, the japes.
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Unbelievable Jeff said: I used to shave my balls with my mates electric razor at uni. Didn't tell him until our last week of living together. Oh, the japes. I hope he took it well? I might have responded along the lines of - well I used to stick your toothbrush up my @rse
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 sadoldgit said: I hope he took it well? I might have responded along the lines of - well I used to stick your toothbrush up my @rse To be fair, he couldn't give a ****, found it funny. Rugby players for you.
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Big Bad Bob said: What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis? Oh BBB. Behave.
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: Yeah, no danger of the current one being misinterpreted so you are on safe ground Well that's the thing. Who knew anyone would see an erect penis and some balls ?!
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Well that's the thing. Who knew anyone would see an erect penis and some balls ?! It is a very straight "finger" though. Actually I could picture it being attached to that Bear out of Bo Selecta...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: :( Bucks! Not the sad face!!
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Bearsy said: ok ok but pls fowllyd don't puff up lou like that. It's taken bros weeks of insults and patronising to knock her down to acceptable level. We don't want her getting b.headed Again! I feel so down. So low on confidence, I'd just go for any man! To be honest, I'm so lacking in confidence, and desperate for any c*ck, I'd probably even settle for a Bear. One from Birmingham at that. When you're feeling this sad, you can't get picky!!
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Posted 12 March, 2015 That's how I like 'em, low self-esteem & slightly desperate! The classic bear combo!
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Posted 12 March, 2015 Bearsy said: That's how I like 'em, low self-esteem & slightly desperate! The classic bear combo! if only, if only I was worthy enough. Then maybe a bear would notice me!
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: if only, if only I was worthy enough. Then maybe a bear would notice me! A cry for help! Bearsy, you're in there boyo
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 I reckon Lou is just bear-bating! She's prob wanting a bear-skin coat or something. I'd gallop down to Coxford with a boner, and limp home without a pelt.
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 Bearsy said: I reckon Lou is just bear-bating! She's prob wanting a bear-skin coat or something. I'd gallop down to Coxford with a boner, and limp home without a pelt. Come to mama, Bearsy....
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 Couldn't figure out how to stop my new avatar going upside down - I give up!
PompeyLass Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 I'm so glad I come back on here, you guys genuinely make me lol
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Lou's house *sobs* they were all alive when i was there. Lou did always moan that she got strange looks taking them out for walkies. #dontmesswithlethallou
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: *sobs* they were all alive when i was there. Lou did always moan that she got strange looks taking them out for walkies. #dontmesswithlethallou After seeing Bearsy's pubes I wouldn't want a rug made of him in my house
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Posted 13 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: *sobs* they were all alive when i was there. Lou did always moan that she got strange looks taking them out for walkies. #dontmesswithlethallou Naughty Bucks giving away all my secrets...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Naughty Bucks giving away all my secrets... Yes, I must admit my eyebrows were raised when I saw Bucks had been to your house, Lou - I think we need to explore this further ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Lou's house at least they died with a smile on their face
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Coxford_lou said: Naughty Bucks giving away all my secrets... Oh no, not "all" crackshot, have kept a few tucked up my sleeve if you get any more ideas about me slipping down the thumbs table sweet killer
Fowllyd Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Bucks Saint said: Oh no, not "all" crackshot, have kept a few tucked up my sleeve if you get any more ideas about me slipping down the thumbs table sweet killer Excellent. If there was one thing this thread lacked it was a bit of blackmail, and now it has it!
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Bearsy said: at least they died with a smile on their face Smiles all round, and is it any wonder? Plaits, camo gear and a crossbow – what a way to go
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 Halo Stickman said: Smiles all round, and is it any wonder? Plaits, camo gear and a crossbow – what a way to go Oh yeah, that American woman. She's got in lots of trouble for her hunting pics.
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Posted 13 March, 2015 farawaysaint said: Oh yeah, that American woman. She's got in lots of trouble for her hunting pics. Actually, faraway, when I was googling for that, I noticed that there's more than one woman with a taste for bear-slaying.
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