Bearsy Posted 20 January, 2015 Author Posted 20 January, 2015 all this baby talk has made some of you bros v.broody
Halo Stickman Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 You're right Bear. What this thread needs now is nuns, and lots of them.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 You're right Bear. What this thread needs now is nuns, and lots of them. I could riposte with pictures of proper nuns but I am at work so will decline until later......
Halo Stickman Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Bob, don't forget this is the Not Nice, Unfriendly thread ...
saintbletch Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 You're right Bear. What this thread needs now is nuns, and lots of them. Would, wouldn't, would've, have. But I'm not telling you if that's left to right or right to left.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Bob, don't forget this is the Not Nice, Unfriendly thread ... Ah yes, gotcha, sorry.... This thread reminds me of the film Road Trip, where Kyle AKA Tokes and crew go to make a donation at the local sperm bank, unfortunately I can't find any clips of Tokes' immortal line.....
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Would, wouldn't, would've, have. But I'm not telling you if that's left to right or right to left. I had them all.....at the same time
saintbletch Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 I had them all.....at the same time At the same time as me?
Halo Stickman Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Ah yes, gotcha, sorry.... So when you are able to post up those nuns, Bob, they can be as Not Nice and Unfriendly as you like!
Halo Stickman Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Would, wouldn't, would've, have. But I'm not telling you if that's left to right or right to left. Bletch, as a fan of Call the Midwife I can reveal that the one on the left, Sister Bernadette, has married Dr Turner, so is no longer a nun and is now just plain Mrs Shelagh Turner. Personally, I preferred her as a nun. Does this make me odd?
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 I would. Sister Bernadette post marriage or all 4 nuns? At the same time as me? You couldn't feel me, sadly it's a recurring problem :-( So when you are able to post up those nuns, Bob, they can be as Not Nice and Unfriendly as you like! When I can get on my computer, my son is currently minecrafting
Goatboy Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Sister Bernadette post marriage or all 4 nuns? You couldn't feel me, sadly it's a recurring problem :-( When I can get on my computer, my son is currently minecrafting Kid goat is minecrafter. You may have a bit of a wait.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Kid goat is minecrafter. You may have a bit of a wait. Ah the joys of bed time Not Nice and very Nawty
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 I like this one because of the juxtaposition of devout, God fearing female and the Serpent which is the allegory of Evil..
Goatboy Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Ah the joys of bed time Not Nice and very Nawty Ticks at least 4 of my boxes. Good work.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Poor girl is checking that her bra fits properly and is properly devout.
buctootim Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Ticks at least 4 of my boxes. Good work. Packet of JPS, frilly knickers, a nipple clamp and by yourself.
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 The source of this one is apparently on a forum called The Saints Web, can't think why it would be there??
Bearsy Posted 20 January, 2015 Author Posted 20 January, 2015 BACK ON TOPIC Can anyone on here, perhaps a microbiologist or something, explain how tokyos managed to impregnate a bird? I've been imagining it, and I can't quite understand how it happened! I mean logistically. Tokyos has, as we know, only got micropenis, so the way I'm picturing it he would only be able to splooge on the outer vaginal lips, he would not be able to achieve sufficient penetration to reach as far in as phil's open tubes or whatever ur sposed to get to. Think how this affects the sperms! They will be stranded on basically the labia beach and not in the urethrean sea! They couldn't swim to the egg-house! What did they do? You can't tell me they crawl, sperms can't crawl! They don't have arms or legs! Do they Slither like Snake? Or does tokyos poke them up with his Finger?
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 BACK ON TOPIC Can anyone on here, perhaps a microbiologist or something, explain how tokyos managed to impregnate a bird? I've been imagining it, and I can't quite understand how it happened! I mean logistically. Tokyos has, as we know, only got micropenis, so the way I'm picturing it he would only be able to splooge on the outer vaginal lips, he would not be able to achieve sufficient penetration to reach as far in as phil's open tubes or whatever ur sposed to get to. Think how this affects the sperms! They will be stranded on basically the labia beach and not in the urethrean sea! They couldn't swim to the egg-house! What did they do? You can't tell me they crawl, sperms can't crawl! They don't have arms or legs! Do they Slither like Snake? Or does tokyos poke them up with his Finger? They shared the same bath water during a drought, Tokes was first and did what he normally does in the bath with his tweezers and faded copy of Readers' Wives, his good lady friend used the bath water for a vaginal douch and the rest, as they say, is history.
Bearsy Posted 20 January, 2015 Author Posted 20 January, 2015 BUT it is point of record that tokyos always bathes with his Father-In-Law. HOW DO WE KNOW that it is tokyos sperms and not Father-In-Law's that is Fastest Swimmers?
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 BUT it is point of record that tokyos always bathes with his Father-In-Law. HOW DO WE KNOW that it is tokyos sperms and not Father-In-Law's that is Fastest Swimmers? Because, and don't tell Tokes this, his father in law is actually dead!!
Bearsy Posted 20 January, 2015 Author Posted 20 January, 2015 woah i didn't see that coming was it Aids? It was prob Aids from bathing with tokyos
Halo Stickman Posted 20 January, 2015 Posted 20 January, 2015 Because, and don't tell Tokes this, his father in law is actually dead!! So the man who shares Tokes bath water is … a stranger. Let’s hope he’s not some dirty trucker called Colin. Btw, fine collection of nuns, Bob – good to see that the Catholic faith is thriving.
hutch Posted 21 January, 2015 Posted 21 January, 2015 They shared the same bath water during a drought, Tokes was first and did what he normally does in the bath with his tweezers and faded copy of Readers' Wives, his good lady friend used the bath water for a vaginal douch and the rest, as they say, is history. That's surprisingly knowledgeable there, Bob. The result of much research?
Plastic Posted 21 January, 2015 Posted 21 January, 2015 BACK ON TOPIC Can anyone on here, perhaps a microbiologist or something, explain how tokyos managed to impregnate a bird? We have not seen picture of said bird, so until this is posted all discussion is conjecture. That being said, after the creation of my unparalleled knob thread, I consider myself something of an expert. I believe he hovered his spermatozoal ganglion in the vicinity of her reproductive duct, while using his eyestalks to keep her aroused and in position. When her duct became enlarged, it generated a hormonal response, which triggered a muscular tightening at the base of the ganglion, resulting in the ganglion being ejected into the duct. The ganglion was then absorbed into the body of the recipient, genetic material was combined, and the resulting polyp will be incubated until larval stage, when it will be ejected from the host as free-swimming medusae.
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 January, 2015 Posted 21 January, 2015 That's surprisingly knowledgeable there, Bob. The result of much research? http://www.tokeswebcams.com/livestream
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