football players with rude surnames- a pointless thread but who cares

[Graffito]

Remember when Saints had Crouch and Poke on the bench.

[ben05]

Nortei Nortey

[Kingsland Codger]

French Rugby player

 

Faraj Fartass

 

http://result.nanjing2014.org/IRS/ENG/ZB/ZBB101A_YO2014RU@@@@@@@ENG_number=79284.htm

 

And another French rugby player who deserves a mention ... Jean Condom.

[Kingsland Codger]

And in cricket, Brian Johnson (RIP) once made an unfortunate spoonerism with the fast bowler Asif Masood.

 

Describing the bowler's action, the great John Arlott (RIP) said “Asif takes a step and then like a butler who has seen something he should not have, takes two steps back.”

[sagem2005]

In the same vain as Mary Hinge what about Kenny Lunt (Crewe, Sheff Wed & Hereford)

[trousers]

Extending this to Peruvian team names (if I may be so bold)..... http://goo.gl/uNWv

 

[norwaysaint]

Can't think of any footballers, but the common British surname Fitter always makes Norwegians s****** for the same reason we like the name ****z, although in this case the spelling's spot on too.

[cellone]

Swear filter is fkin this thread up.

[Danger Mouse]

Twin brothers, Lars and Sven Bender.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Bender

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sven_Bender

 

edit: f*ck me! I just found this gem... Quim

Edited 9 January, 2015 by Danger Mouse

[DT]

Alan Boolloocckks (Alan Ball's real name)

[cellone]

Harry Redknapp

[richardc]

****dorf stadium home of the Young Boys - never fails to make me smile

[richardc]

w. an kdorf

[The9]

Chinese International Wang Dong.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Dong

 

[georgeismyname]

Lee Bum Young

[trousers]

Harry Redknapp

 

We have a winner

[trousers]

André Muff

 

Ralf M i n g e

Edited 9 January, 2015 by trousers

[Saint-Fred]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florian_****

 

Ars Bandeet

 

This one could be an urban legend, but apparently this was the name of an Algerian international in the 1970s.

[FarehamRed]

And in cricket, Brian Johnson (RIP) once made an unfortunate spoonerism with the fast bowler Asif Masood.

 

Describing the bowler's action, the great John Arlott (RIP) said “Asif takes a step and then like a butler who has seen something he should not have, takes two steps back.”

 

Another Johnson (I think) masterpiece:

"The batsman's Holding, the bowlers' Willie..."

Much corpsing.

[bender]

David Semen surely. In fact I remember us getting round the back to penetrate the box only for semen to come out.

[Graffito]

David Semen surely. In fact I remember us getting round the back to penetrate the box only for semen to come out.

 

How did he ever keep a clean sheet?

[Turkish]

David Semen surely. In fact I remember us getting round the back to penetrate the box only for semen to come out.

 

I'll never forget Nayim lobbing Seaman from the half way line.

[FloridaMarlin]

Twin brothers, Lars and Sven Bender.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Bender

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sven_Bender

 

edit: f*ck me! I just found this gem... [YQuim

 

Can I refer you to post#20?

[The Saint]

I'll never forget Roberto López Ufarte

 

He played in the 1982 World Cup and I think it was Jimmy Greaves co-commentating and the two of them just had fit of the giggles at one point during the game.

 

Just one of those Peter Sellers moments.

 

Priceless.....

Edited 9 January, 2015 by The Saint

[Crazy Diamond]

[Dark Munster]

Nicky Butt. I remember John Motson commentating on a match in which NB was playing, and at one boring stage of the game tried to say something clever, along the lines that Butt was playing just like his name. After a few seconds of silence realizing his faux pas, he then spent the next minute trying unsuccessfully to come up with a convoluted explanation of what he meant.

[LVSaint]

Dwight ***le