Graffito Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Remember when Saints had Crouch and Poke on the bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben05 Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Nortei Nortey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Codger Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 French Rugby player Faraj Fartass http://result.nanjing2014.org/IRS/ENG/ZB/ZBB101A_YO2014RU@@@@@@@ENG_number=79284.htm And another French rugby player who deserves a mention ... Jean Condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Codger Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 And in cricket, Brian Johnson (RIP) once made an unfortunate spoonerism with the fast bowler Asif Masood. Describing the bowler's action, the great John Arlott (RIP) said “Asif takes a step and then like a butler who has seen something he should not have, takes two steps back.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagem2005 Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 In the same vain as Mary Hinge what about Kenny Lunt (Crewe, Sheff Wed & Hereford) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Extending this to Peruvian team names (if I may be so bold)..... http://goo.gl/uNWv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Can't think of any footballers, but the common British surname Fitter always makes Norwegians s****** for the same reason we like the name ****z, although in this case the spelling's spot on too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Swear filter is fkin this thread up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Mouse Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 (edited) Twin brothers, Lars and Sven Bender. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Bender http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sven_Bender edit: f*ck me! I just found this gem... Quim Edited 9 January, 2015 by Danger Mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Alan Boolloocckks (Alan Ball's real name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Harry Redknapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 ****dorf stadium home of the Young Boys - never fails to make me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 w. an kdorf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Chinese International Wang Dong. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeismyname Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Lee Bum Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Harry Redknapp We have a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 (edited) André Muff Ralf M i n g e Edited 9 January, 2015 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florian_**** Ars Bandeet This one could be an urban legend, but apparently this was the name of an Algerian international in the 1970s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 And in cricket, Brian Johnson (RIP) once made an unfortunate spoonerism with the fast bowler Asif Masood. Describing the bowler's action, the great John Arlott (RIP) said “Asif takes a step and then like a butler who has seen something he should not have, takes two steps back.” Another Johnson (I think) masterpiece: "The batsman's Holding, the bowlers' Willie..." Much corpsing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bender Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 David Semen surely. In fact I remember us getting round the back to penetrate the box only for semen to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graffito Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 David Semen surely. In fact I remember us getting round the back to penetrate the box only for semen to come out. How did he ever keep a clean sheet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 David Semen surely. In fact I remember us getting round the back to penetrate the box only for semen to come out. I'll never forget Nayim lobbing Seaman from the half way line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Twin brothers, Lars and Sven Bender. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Bender http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sven_Bender edit: f*ck me! I just found this gem... [YQuim Can I refer you to post#20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saint Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 (edited) I'll never forget Roberto López Ufarte He played in the 1982 World Cup and I think it was Jimmy Greaves co-commentating and the two of them just had fit of the giggles at one point during the game. Just one of those Peter Sellers moments. Priceless..... Edited 9 January, 2015 by The Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Nicky Butt. I remember John Motson commentating on a match in which NB was playing, and at one boring stage of the game tried to say something clever, along the lines that Butt was playing just like his name. After a few seconds of silence realizing his faux pas, he then spent the next minute trying unsuccessfully to come up with a convoluted explanation of what he meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 9 January, 2015 Share Posted 9 January, 2015 Dwight ***le Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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