9-3 Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Home supporters only please. A true Saints fan could have had that ticket, or was he a season ticket holder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 I didn't know non-Saints fans could get in the home ends. How've you managed that, 9-3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Enjoyed the Joey Essex chap in the Chelsea end getting wound up by virtually every Saints fan that wanted shum, shame the bottle of sprite didn't hit him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Enjoyed the Joey Essex chap in the Chelsea end getting wound up by virtually every Saints fan that wanted shum, shame the bottle of sprite didn't hit him Football's changed! Back in the day you had to avoid, to name but a few miscellaneous match day hazards; darts, coins, pool balls, glasses of **** (plastic and glass), glass beer bottles, batteries and the odd brick, but yeh, a narrow escape nearly being hit by a plastic sprite bottle. Was it full? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Home supporters only please. A true Saints fan could have had that ticket, or was he a season ticket holder? The gobby older one was lucky not to get a slap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Football's changed! Back in the day you had to avoid, to name but a few miscellaneous match day hazards; darts, coins, pool balls, glasses of **** (plastic and glass), glass beer bottles, batteries and the odd brick, but yeh, a narrow escape nearly being hit by a plastic sprite bottle. Was it full? I've not been a regular at SMS for about 2 years now and it's changed even since my day. Back then if you acted up the very least you could expect was a giant foam hand slapped round your canister but even that seems to be a bit much these days with wannabe lads content to throw plastic bottles from afar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 I've not been a regular at SMS for about 2 years now and it's changed even since my day. It's great Turks, we have the half-and-half scarf sellers, supporters that bring selfie sticks, plus the 'football tourists' (we were joined by 'supporters' from Belgium today here to see Toby Alderweireld, Thibaut Courtois and Eden Hazard). We're a proper club now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Football's changed! Back in the day you had to avoid, to name but a few miscellaneous match day hazards; darts, coins, pool balls, glasses of **** (plastic and glass), glass beer bottles, batteries and the odd brick, but yeh, a narrow escape nearly being hit by a plastic sprite bottle. Was it full? Not forgetting a game against dirty Leeds at the back end of the 70's where some of those nice northern chaps treated us to a few fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 It's great Turks, we have the half-and-half scarf sellers, supporters that bring selfie sticks, plus the 'football tourists' (we were joined by 'supporters' from Belgium today here to see Toby Alderweireld, Thibaut Courtois and Eden Hazard). We're a proper club now! What? A what now?? Is this the Christmas dinlo phenomenon this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1988 Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 What? A what now?? Is this the Christmas dinlo phenomenon this year? I got one of these sticks as a secret Santa present at work... My response in front of everyone was thats a rubbish gift. They are ****ing tragic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 It's great Turks, we have the half-and-half scarf sellers, supporters that bring selfie sticks, plus the 'football tourists' (we were joined by 'supporters' from Belgium today here to see Toby Alderweireld, Thibaut Courtois and Eden Hazard). We're a proper club now! What is a selfie stick?!! Did we tell harrison Reed he looked like a wotsit on his debut? Although one of my favourite Northam moments was when the entire end spent about 10 minutes singing 'on the pitch' at the end of season game and when people did run on the pitch they started chanting "wa*kers" at those that did. Was quite brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 What is a selfie stick?!! See below... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 What the f*ck has happened to posting images? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 See below... unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 See below... Jesus wept. Wonder what a colon selfie looks like? They'll find out with those sticks if they keep appearing at a football match, morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 See below... Can you take a stick into a football stadium for the purpose of a selfie, or is that not an offensive weapon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 And f**k me, I've got bamboo going ape at the bottom of my garden, I should start cutting it down, drying it and flogging them as sticks to put a camera on. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Jesus wept. Wonder what a colon selfie looks like? They'll find out with those sticks if they keep appearing at a football match, morons. I have wondered this myself. Can you take a stick into a football stadium for the purpose of a selfie, or is that not an offensive weapon ? It's offensive in both senses, to my knowledge. The day I see this in the flesh is the day I stop going to games: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 And f**k me, I've got bamboo going ape at the bottom of my garden, I should start cutting it down, drying it and flogging them as sticks to put a camera on. FFS. Paint it red and white and the wallies will be queuing round the ground for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 http://www.selfieonastick.com/shop/selfie-on-a-stick-red-white-bluetooth-remote-shutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 http://www.selfieonastick.com/shop/selfie-on-a-stick-red-white-bluetooth-remote-shutter Boom. With a sucker football fan premium reckon we could knock those out in red and white stripes for £45 a pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Boom. With a sucker football fan premium reckon we could knock those out in red and white stripes for £45 a pop. This time next year Rodders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 28 December, 2014 Share Posted 28 December, 2014 Can you take a stick into a football stadium for the purpose of a selfie, or is that not an offensive weapon ? Put your camera on a Sprite bottle ... everybody's happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 This time next year Rodders... Rodders is busy wrapping red and white electrical tape round old bamboo canes as we speak! Lovely jubbly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 That picture of the chelsea fan is the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud mark of doom Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Boom. With a sucker football fan premium reckon we could knock those out in red and white stripes for £45 a pop. If we make it to the champions league they will be selling "half and half" selfie sticks outside the ground, in both teams colours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellone Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Asian Girl has picture taken of cvnt in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 what we need is more of these. Seriously, what sort of helmet would buy one of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 what we need is more of these. Seriously, what sort of helmet would buy one of them? [ATTACH=CONFIG]1495[/ATTACH] they were a tenner a pop for the united game TEN FECKING QUID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 they were a tenner a pop for the united game TEN FECKING QUID After the game they were a fiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Rodders is busy wrapping red and white electrical tape round old bamboo canes as we speak! Lovely jubbly! I've got 200 already, can I get a St Marys car park pass for Thursday do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Enjoyed the Joey Essex chap in the Chelsea end getting wound up by virtually every Saints fan that wanted shum, shame the bottle of sprite didn't hit him Was he the one with the chinos and body warmer on? Fair play to whoever launched the Sprite at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 what we need is more of these. Seriously, what sort of helmet would buy one of them? [ATTACH=CONFIG]1495[/ATTACH] What on earth happened to our logo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Cock on a stick, with phone at the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 what we need is more of these. Seriously, what sort of helmet would buy one of them? [ATTACH=CONFIG]1495[/ATTACH] Were there any Chelsea/Saints half and half scarves yesterday? I could not find one for my growing collection. I am still trying to find the rare one that will be the main prize of my collection, a half and half Saints/Pompey scarf. Find it odd that there is little demand for these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 What on earth happened to our logo? My guess is these c*nts know they'll get sued for copyright infringement and so mess up the badge on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 My guess is these c*nts know they'll get sued for copyright infringement and so mess up the badge on purpose. Yeah I thought that, but West Brom's is okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Yeah I thought that, but West Brom's is okay? Nah, slightly different shape and no writing on the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 Nah, slightly different shape and no writing on the top. They're gaining intelligence... This is a massive threat to life as we know it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 They're gaining intelligence... This is a massive threat to life as we know it... Yep, I'd rather the machines take over. At least that would be as a result of humans being TOO intelligent for their own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 29 December, 2014 Share Posted 29 December, 2014 So I guess none of you lot have watched the full Sky broadcast back since the match then? Because there were two incredibly happy south east asian football tourists in the Chapel/Kingsland corner just inanely waving at the camera as the rest of the Chapel went mental celebrating Mane's goal, which is worse than selfie sticks, half and half scarves, Belgian flag hats, split shirts or any of that nonsense. I mean, yes, come to the match, you can even be neutral and I'm sure you've come a long way, but at LEAST forget yourself when there's a goal rather than going into "we're on the telly, wave to the family" mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Was this anything to write home about? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11692236.Investigation_after_mass_pub_brawl_involving_football_fans/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 I have wondered this myself. It's offensive in both senses, to my knowledge. The day I see this in the flesh is the day I stop going to games: That is disgusting, she should be given a football banning order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Was this anything to write home about? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11692236.Investigation_after_mass_pub_brawl_involving_football_fans/ Depends whether we ran them off or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 I would. And I reckon with a bit of modification the old selfie stick could take some interesting photos in a dark crowded night club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 I would. And I reckon with a bit of modification the old selfie stick could take some interesting photos in a dark crowded night club. I think the real reason for these is to take photos up ladies' skirts on crowded public transport. I shall definitely not be buying one of them. Absolutely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Was this anything to write home about? http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11692236.Investigation_after_mass_pub_brawl_involving_football_fans/ There was contact and the Chelsea fan was entitled to go down, but it looked to me like he brushed his trailing Jaw into the bottle the saints fan was holding. Although Chelseas top boy is claiming nothing happened and other clubs hooligans are running a campaign against Chelseas firm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 So I guess none of you lot have watched the full Sky broadcast back since the match then? Because there were two incredibly happy south east asian football tourists in the Chapel/Kingsland corner just inanely waving at the camera as the rest of the Chapel went mental celebrating Mane's goal, which is worse than selfie sticks, half and half scarves, Belgian flag hats, split shirts or any of that nonsense. I mean, yes, come to the match, you can even be neutral and I'm sure you've come a long way, but at LEAST forget yourself when there's a goal rather than going into "we're on the telly, wave to the family" mode. Doesn't surprise me. Although to be fair, Chelsea away last season, there was a kid among our lot determined to get on camera after we scored early doors, literally pushing other people out of the way to be seen. I was happier about the goal to be honest... Way back in 04/05 I sat in the Chapel a couple of times and there were two Swedish blokes that came over just to watch Svensson and Nilsson. Oh and while I'm here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Doesn't surprise me. Although to be fair, Chelsea away last season, there was a kid among our lot determined to get on camera after we scored early doors, literally pushing other people out of the way to be seen. I was happier about the goal to be honest... Way back in 04/05 I sat in the Chapel a couple of times and there were two Swedish blokes that came over just to watch Svensson and Nilsson. Oh and while I'm here: [/quote 'Is that the TransFan helpline please?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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