What would you like to do to Saint Charlie?

[Goatboy]

I think he needs a big hug.

[Colinjb]

F**k him.

 

[Goatboy]

I can feel a BarryPap moment coming on.

[Plastic]

Make him stop saying things like 'Liverpool won, that's us foøked then...'

It's very annoying and bèllendish!

[whelk]

Feed him raisins

[Jonnyboy]

What wouldn't I like to do! Hubba Hubba!

[Big Bad Bob]

Frotting would be my preferred approach, all the pleasure for me and none for that miserable bellend

[Lighthouse]