Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 omg goatboy is that sposed to be a thumb-up, like hitch-hiking? Are u saying jeff can't be trusted with car and ought to hitch-hike instead? Are you ripping the piss? Edit: Jeff! I think goatboy is come at you bro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Listen fella, I've kept my head down most of this year trying to stay out of the limelight, but if you're gonna start invoking my name and insinuating things about me doing things with birds you can f**k right off mate! don't come at me, you yankee-doodle pansy! I will ****ing end you bro! Hope you had good christmas & top new year, deano bro xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 sorry to deano for that outburst i'm just upset cos i can't park my car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 December, 2014 (edited) Classy Jeff. Well played. For the record, I did PM Jeff yesterday to take this offline. We decided that rather than fight each other in a vat of baby oil for lou's pleasure, we would instead shake electronic hands and forget about it. (I can't guarantee that others will!) I mean, everyone could see you were really stressed, saying ridiculous things like Bletch isn't funny, Bletch communicates with an authority above his status, Bletch can go **** himself (I've already stated that isn't remotely possible). But, when you suggested that I should ask Toke for tips on how to be funny, I knew there was a serious problem. We've got a Bear, we've got a Bear wannabe (who's 78% as funny as him - that's fallen since a high of 87%), so we don't need another one. I know you didn't mean any of the things you said. Jeff? JEFF? Anyway, I like to think that I till the soil of this little corner of TMS, and care for the seeds that I plant deep inside mother earth, so that in time, and with a fair wind, I will cause a little smile to grow on the face of Halo or Flyd Owl. The rest of you can go **** yourselves... Edited 30 December, 2014 by saintbletch Edited something else other than the typo that Halo pointed out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Just nice to see someone manning up and offering an apology.Still waiting for MLG's. I pray for his salvation every evening before night nights but I fear his soul will be condemned to eternal damnation. All his saved games will be lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 But, when you suggested that I should ask Toke for tips on how to be funny, I knew there was a serious problem. i was waiting for you to say that! i thought sarb coming at you was v.funny, but even i winced when i read that. Low blow, sarb, low blow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Just nice to see someone manning up and offering an apology. It Is For Heart Warming Moments Like This, That I Pay My Five Pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 ... so that in time, and with a fair wind, I will cause a little smile to grow on the face of Halo of Flyd Owl. You saying I'm owned by an owl? ...you jumped up little prick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 30 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Classy Jeff. Well played. For the record, I did PM Jeff yesterday to take this offline. We decided that rather than fight each other in a vat of baby oil for lou's pleasure, we would instead shake electronic hands and forget about it. (I can't guarantee that others will!) I mean, everyone could see you were really stressed, saying ridiculous things like Bletch isn't funny, Bletch communicates with an authority above his status, Bletch can go **** himself (I've already stated that isn't remotely possible). But, when you suggested that I should ask Toke for tips on how to be funny, I knew there was a serious problem. We've got a Bear, we've got a Bear wannabe (who's 78% as funny as him - that's fallen since a high of 87%), so we don't need another one. I know you didn't mean any of the things you said. Jeff? JEFF? Anyway, I like to think that I till the soil of this little corner of TMS, and care for the seeds that I plant deep inside mother earth, so that in time, and with a fair wind, I will cause a little smile to grow on the face of Halo or Flyd Owl. The rest of you can go **** yourselves... EDIT. I would like to post two qualifications here, voters, ehm Muppets. I'd like to add pap, to the list. So the rest of you can go **** yourselves and pap. Secondly, I'd like to point out that the **** in that sentence should be replaced with either f*ck or purchase a pint - on me and reward depending on whether you voted for me in any of the categories of the 2014 TMS Awards (Voting now open) **22 votes cast - but still too many votes for Bear for it to be statistically significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 **22 votes cast - but still too many votes for Bear Sorted ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Sorted ... What's he doing with his right hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Can everyone stop being nice to each other? It's sickening! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Can everyone stop being nice to each other? It's sickening! F**k off c**t face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Better but if you apologise and blame it on parking, so help me God goat boy, I will put you in a curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Better but if you apologise and blame it on parking, so help me God goat boy, I will put you in a curry. Don't let MLG catch you appealing to the Lord. He'll get all Dawkins on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 As long as he doesn't PM me to apologise offline he can get whatever Hull defender he wants up my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Alright Pap. I wasn't offering him out, I was offering him the chance to come and do my parking for me... The little girl had been up all night, and i had been out the night befor so was rather hungover and being a little bit precious by the look of things. Good lad. Was just about to send a pipe-hittin' tray of cress to sort your muthafúckin' arse out, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Can everyone stop being nice to each other? It's sickening! Porstsea Lil told me it’s getting like tinder on here … but without the shagging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Yeah right, bear confesses shoplifting cupasoup... Nothing probably just PMs to apologise and offer a visit to the bletchy foodbank. Cocksux Lou joins the team, is openly female and mentions she is fit... Nothing from bear, no rapey comments, not a sniff... The stolen cuppasoup has made him limp! I haven't even voted this year. I might retire as undisputed MVP from tougher times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Cocksux Lou joins the team, is openly female and mentions she is fit... Er, I've never said that. You saddos would get in a sweat about any anonymous female on a football forum. You'd get a fright in real life! PS. I like the niceness, and the apologies. You're all very sweet to each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Nothing from bear, no rapey comments, not a sniff... The stolen cuppasoup has made him limp! I haven't even voted this year. I might retire as undisputed MVP from tougher times. And you know this place would look much cosier if we put up some nice pink curtains, and get out the paper doilies. Bear, would you mind setting the table with the nice china - we have guests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Cocksux Lou joins the team, is openly female and mentions she is fit... Nothing from bear, no rapey comments, not a sniff... i tried sending festive dick pic but it exceeded her mailbox limit it was too big for her box Edit: Woop woop! Girl in muppet show! Crimson alert! This is not a drill! Let's make her feel uncomfortable asap! Woop woop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 And you know this place would look much cosier if we put up some nice pink curtains, and get out the paper doilies. Bear, would you mind setting the table with the nice china - we have guests. hey baby! i like that blouse you is wearing, it really offsets ur nose or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Edit: Woop woop! Girl in muppet show! Crimson alert! This is not a drill! Let's make her feel uncomfortable asap! Woop woop! Thanks Bearsy, you're a gent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dubai_phil Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 And you know this place would look much cosier if we put up some nice pink curtains, and get out the paper doilies. Bear, would you mind setting the table with the nice china - we have guests. You Muppets shouldda stuck to Golf. Now you've gone all bloody Chintzy. You'll be buying your clothes at Monsoon and Bear will be reviewing Sylvia Day books next FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 How do I vote for people and what are the options? Bletch's dribblings are too verbose. Some easy bullet points please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Er, I've never said that. Errr yes you did! You said you were a fit on my girl games vs boy game thread! Yeah baby, I'm smoking hot, got offered a job as a porn star, srsly thinking about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 How do I vote for people and what are the options? Bletch's dribblings are too verbose. Some easy bullet points please! You need a google account, assuming you have one, click the link below http://goo.gl/forms/zEExSdrEzj (Remember how helpful spudders was when voting ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 You need a google account, assuming you have one, click the link below http://goo.gl/forms/zEExSdrEzj (Remember how helpful spudders was when voting ) Spiders is helpful poster of the year! Ps autocorrect changed your name, and I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Errr yes you did! You said you were a fit on my girl games vs boy game thread! For the record, that's not my quote. But hey, if creating a fantasy about an anonymous female on a football forum helps make your day pass quicker Plastic, who am I to stop you. Back to the real world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Spiders is helpful poster of the year! Ps autocorrect changed your name, and I like it. Yeah I like that as well, will remember that username if I decide to make a Muppet Show comeback in 2015 and then get myself banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 various stuff Hi muppets, having not been about for a while, I'm confused to come back and find that Tokyo poster has been replaced by coxford girl poster. What was the agreed Muppet etiquette, are we treating her as normal? I missed the memo, someone let me know, ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 For the record, that's not my quote. But hey, if creating a fantasy about an anonymous female on a football forum helps make your day pass quicker Plastic, who am I to stop you. Back to the real world... Lou! We are in the noms! Don't spoil it now!!! Check it out - 2 votes! I think we have something very special here, don't cold shoulder me Think I love you, shall we get married at St Mary's? Xxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Hi muppets, having not been about for a while, I'm confused to come back and find that Tokyo poster has been replaced by coxford girl poster. What was the agreed Muppet etiquette, are we treating her as normal? I missed the memo, someone let me know, ta. Hi Spudders. Nice to meet you, I'm Louise. I'm not sure how I ended up here and I suspect a rapid retreat is soon in order. But for now, I would very much appreciate it if you did treat me as normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Lou! We are in the noms! Don't spoil it now!!! Check it out - 2 votes! I think we have something very special here, don't cold shoulder me Think I love you, shall we get married at St Mary's? Xxxxxxxx That's not two votes, that's one, and it definitely wasn't mine. I think it's highly likely people are more annoyed by Plastic vs Louise than enjoying... And I'm not going to believe your declaration unless you do it in real life. Meet you outside St Mary's before the Arsenal game? I'll be wearing a red stripey top - you can't miss me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 lou should be congratulated for coming out and being openly female, it's v.brave i wish more ppl would be as brave as lou. Everyone treat lou just like a normal bro pls & stop making marriage proposals + offering to take her up the Arse for next gunners match she does not enjoy that pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 i do really want a saintsweb wedding tho pls i will dance at ur wedding splastic pls if i am invited to ur wedding pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 I think she has rejected me I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 I think she has rejected me I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny! The closest you're getting to Coxford Lou is Palm Road, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 lou should be congratulated for coming out and being openly female, it's v.brave i wish more ppl would be as brave as lou. Everyone treat lou just like a normal bro pls & stop making marriage proposals + offering to take her up the Arse for next gunners match she does not enjoy that pls Hi Spudders. Nice to meet you, I'm Louise. I'm not sure how I ended up here and I suspect a rapid retreat is soon in order. But for now, I would very much appreciate it if you did treat me as normal. Thanks for confirming we can be normal muppets Bear. Hi Louise, welcome to muppet show back room of saintsweb. I don't post here anymore, but I might come back if I win the most missed poster of the year award Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 if you have kids, Lou, spudders also provides free childcare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 I think she has rejected me I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny! I suggest meeting up in the real world, then you nervously move onto someone else. Chicken! Though maybe you're more afraid of what your wife might think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 The closest you're getting to Coxford Lou is Palm Road, mate Ha - good one Pap! Ah, the glamour of Palm Road. Must sound like somewhere in LA if you've not visited before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Ha - good one Pap! Ah, the glamour of Palm Road. Must sound like somewhere in LA if you've not visited before. Lived on Outer Circle for three years during the 80s. The adventure playground rocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Though maybe you're more afraid of what your wife might think... I'm a lorry driver, multiple wives is a requirement. The closest you're getting to Coxford Lou is Palm Road, mate Ok I accept - bring hand cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 30 December, 2014 Share Posted 30 December, 2014 Lived on Outer Circle for three years during the 80s. The adventure playground rocked. Ah, we may well have crossed paths. I was never allowed to go to the adventure playground, but the 'bumps' on the way to Sainsburys were brilliant on our bikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 Ah, we may well have crossed paths. I was never allowed to go to the adventure playground, but the 'bumps' on the way to Sainsburys were brilliant on our bikes. I moved there in 1980. I was back on the Flower Roads in September 1983. Got some fond memories of the place, and was delighted to make contact with one of my mates from the area. Haven't spoken to him or seen him for 30 years, same with most of the Aldermoor lot really. Still remember some great times. We lived at the Myrtle Road end of Outer Circle. It was a really ephemeral time. Saw things that only really existed there and then, and never saw again. "Film shows" are a great example. Some bloke with a projector coming around at birthday parties and showing the best bits of Star Wars and Superman. The adventure playground is sadly another example. It really was ace. Big area of gated woodland, interspersed with loads of (then) new-fangled obstacle courses. Spent whole summers there, swinging, climbing and occasionally falling. The other advantage of going to CAP (Coxford Adventure Playground) was that it put you on neutral ground with the Shirley Warren nippers. A lot of mates were made there. Two very funny memories involving a family living at the end of the cul-de-sac in our bit of Outer Circle. Won't name or shame them. Kid #1 says to his mother "Mum, I like school dinners better than your dinners". *thwack* Kid #2 has a habit of running about in the cul-de-sac, semi-naked & commando style. We have a new and excitable dog. New and excitable dog ends up attached to Kid #2's exposed parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny! OI! What's so funny about my name? Just hope that I use my tin whistle on you and not my flute! When I was younger I rather thought about the trumpet, but Alison Balsom had first choice... I'm sure if you cringe enough I could protect you, but I might put on me boots and insist you clean the house. (Don't laugh guys, it works for a friend of mine..). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 December, 2014 Share Posted 31 December, 2014 I'm a lorry driver, multiple wives is a requirement. Clarkson fan? Ok I accept - bring hand cream Think we should kill two birds with one stone here. Swarfega? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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