NOMINATIONS for 2014 TMS Awards

[Bearsy]

omg goatboy is that sposed to be a thumb-up, like hitch-hiking? Are u saying jeff can't be trusted with car and ought to hitch-hike instead? Are you ripping the piss?

 

Edit: Jeff! I think goatboy is come at you bro!!!

[Bearsy]

Listen fella, I've kept my head down most of this year trying to stay out of the limelight, but if you're gonna start invoking my name and insinuating things about me doing things with birds you can f**k right off mate!

 

don't come at me, you yankee-doodle pansy! I will ****ing end you bro!

 

Hope you had good christmas & top new year, deano bro xx

[Bearsy]

sorry to deano for that outburst i'm just upset cos i can't park my car

[saintbletch]

Classy Jeff. Well played.

 

For the record, I did PM Jeff yesterday to take this offline.

 

We decided that rather than fight each other in a vat of baby oil for lou's pleasure, we would instead shake electronic hands and forget about it. (I can't guarantee that others will!)

 

 

 

I mean, everyone could see you were really stressed, saying ridiculous things like Bletch isn't funny, Bletch communicates with an authority above his status, Bletch can go **** himself (I've already stated that isn't remotely possible).

 

But, when you suggested that I should ask Toke for tips on how to be funny, I knew there was a serious problem.

 

We've got a Bear, we've got a Bear wannabe (who's 78% as funny as him - that's fallen since a high of 87%), so we don't need another one.

 

I know you didn't mean any of the things you said.

 

Jeff?

 

JEFF?

 

Anyway, I like to think that I till the soil of this little corner of TMS, and care for the seeds that I plant deep inside mother

 

earth, so that in time, and with a fair wind, I will cause a little smile to grow on the face of Halo or Flyd Owl.

 

The rest of you can go **** yourselves...

Edited 30 December, 2014 by saintbletch
Edited something else other than the typo that Halo pointed out...

[Goatboy]

Just nice to see someone manning up and offering an apology.Still waiting for MLG's. I pray for his salvation every evening before night nights but I fear his soul will be condemned to eternal damnation. All his saved games will be lost.

[Bearsy]

But, when you suggested that I should ask Toke for tips on how to be funny, I knew there was a serious problem.

 

i was waiting for you to say that! i thought sarb coming at you was v.funny, but even i winced when i read that. Low blow, sarb, low blow...

[Bearsy]

Just nice to see someone manning up and offering an apology.

 

It Is For Heart Warming Moments Like This, That I Pay My Five Pounds

[Halo Stickman]

... so that in time, and with a fair wind, I will cause a little smile to grow on the face of Halo of Flyd Owl.

 

You saying I'm owned by an owl? ...you jumped up little prick!

[saintbletch]

Classy Jeff. Well played.

 

For the record, I did PM Jeff yesterday to take this offline.

 

We decided that rather than fight each other in a vat of baby oil for lou's pleasure, we would instead shake electronic hands and forget about it. (I can't guarantee that others will!)

 

 

 

I mean, everyone could see you were really stressed, saying ridiculous things like Bletch isn't funny, Bletch communicates with an authority above his status, Bletch can go **** himself (I've already stated that isn't remotely possible).

 

But, when you suggested that I should ask Toke for tips on how to be funny, I knew there was a serious problem.

 

We've got a Bear, we've got a Bear wannabe (who's 78% as funny as him - that's fallen since a high of 87%), so we don't need another one.

 

I know you didn't mean any of the things you said.

 

Jeff?

 

JEFF?

 

Anyway, I like to think that I till the soil of this little corner of TMS, and care for the seeds that I plant deep inside mother

 

earth, so that in time, and with a fair wind, I will cause a little smile to grow on the face of Halo or Flyd Owl.

 

The rest of you can go **** yourselves...

 

EDIT.

 

I would like to post two qualifications here, voters, ehm Muppets.

 

I'd like to add pap, to the list.

 

So the rest of you can go **** yourselves and pap.

Secondly, I'd like to point out that the **** in that sentence should be replaced with either

 

f*ck

 

or

purchase a pint - on me and reward

 

depending on whether you voted for me in any of the categories of the 2014 TMS Awards (Voting now open)

 

**22 votes cast - but still too many votes for Bear for it to be statistically significant.

[Halo Stickman]

**22 votes cast - but still too many votes for Bear

 

 

Sorted ...

 

 

[Whitey Grandad]

Sorted ...

 

 

 

What's he doing with his right hand?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Can everyone stop being nice to each other? It's sickening!

[Goatboy]

Can everyone stop being nice to each other? It's sickening!

 

F**k off c**t face.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Better but if you apologise and blame it on parking, so help me God goat boy, I will put you in a curry.

[Goatboy]

Better but if you apologise and blame it on parking, so help me God goat boy, I will put you in a curry.

 

Don't let MLG catch you appealing to the Lord. He'll get all Dawkins on your ass.

[Tokyo-Saint]

As long as he doesn't PM me to apologise offline he can get whatever Hull defender he wants up my arse.

[pap]

Alright Pap. I wasn't offering him out, I was offering him the chance to come and do my parking for me...

 

The little girl had been up all night, and i had been out the night befor so was rather hungover and being a little bit precious by the look of things.

 

Good lad. Was just about to send a pipe-hittin' tray of cress to sort your muthafúckin' arse out, yo.

[Halo Stickman]

Can everyone stop being nice to each other? It's sickening!

 

Porstsea Lil told me it’s getting like tinder on here … but without the shagging

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah right, bear confesses shoplifting cupasoup... Nothing probably just PMs to apologise and offer a visit to the bletchy foodbank. Cocksux Lou joins the team, is openly female and mentions she is fit... Nothing from bear, no rapey comments, not a sniff... The stolen cuppasoup has made him limp!

I haven't even voted this year. I might retire as undisputed MVP from tougher times.

[Coxford_lou]

Cocksux Lou joins the team, is openly female and mentions she is fit...

 

Er, I've never said that. You saddos would get in a sweat about any anonymous female on a football forum. You'd get a fright in real life!

 

PS. I like the niceness, and the apologies. You're all very sweet to each other

[Coxford_lou]

Nothing from bear, no rapey comments, not a sniff... The stolen cuppasoup has made him limp!

I haven't even voted this year. I might retire as undisputed MVP from tougher times.

 

And you know this place would look much cosier if we put up some nice pink curtains, and get out the paper doilies. Bear, would you mind setting the table with the nice china - we have guests.

[Bearsy]

Cocksux Lou joins the team, is openly female and mentions she is fit... Nothing from bear, no rapey comments, not a sniff...

 

i tried sending festive dick pic but it exceeded her mailbox limit it was too big for her box

 

Edit: Woop woop! Girl in muppet show! Crimson alert! This is not a drill! Let's make her feel uncomfortable asap! Woop woop!

[Bearsy]

And you know this place would look much cosier if we put up some nice pink curtains, and get out the paper doilies. Bear, would you mind setting the table with the nice china - we have guests.

 

hey baby! i like that blouse you is wearing, it really offsets ur nose or whatever

[Coxford_lou]

 

Edit: Woop woop! Girl in muppet show! Crimson alert! This is not a drill! Let's make her feel uncomfortable asap! Woop woop!

 

Thanks Bearsy, you're a gent.

[Bearsy]

[dubai_phil]

And you know this place would look much cosier if we put up some nice pink curtains, and get out the paper doilies. Bear, would you mind setting the table with the nice china - we have guests.

 

You Muppets shouldda stuck to Golf. Now you've gone all bloody Chintzy. You'll be buying your clothes at Monsoon and Bear will be reviewing Sylvia Day books next

 

FFS

[Plastic]

How do I vote for people and what are the options?

Bletch's dribblings are too verbose.

Some easy bullet points please!

[Plastic]

Er, I've never said that.

 

Errr yes you did! You said you were a fit on my girl games vs boy game thread!

 

Yeah baby, I'm smoking hot, got offered a job as a porn star, srsly thinking about it!

[Spudders]

How do I vote for people and what are the options?

Bletch's dribblings are too verbose.

Some easy bullet points please!

 

You need a google account, assuming you have one, click the link below

http://goo.gl/forms/zEExSdrEzj

 

(Remember how helpful spudders was when voting )

[Plastic]

You need a google account, assuming you have one, click the link below

http://goo.gl/forms/zEExSdrEzj

 

(Remember how helpful spudders was when voting )

 

Spiders is helpful poster of the year!

Ps autocorrect changed your name, and I like it.

[Coxford_lou]

Errr yes you did! You said you were a fit on my girl games vs boy game thread!

 

For the record, that's not my quote. But hey, if creating a fantasy about an anonymous female on a football forum helps make your day pass quicker Plastic, who am I to stop you.

 

Back to the real world...

[Spudders]

Spiders is helpful poster of the year!

Ps autocorrect changed your name, and I like it.

 

Yeah I like that as well, will remember that username if I decide to make a Muppet Show comeback in 2015 and then get myself banned

[Spudders]

various stuff

 

Hi muppets, having not been about for a while, I'm confused to come back and find that Tokyo poster has been replaced by coxford girl poster. What was the agreed Muppet etiquette, are we treating her as normal? I missed the memo, someone let me know, ta.

[Plastic]

For the record, that's not my quote. But hey, if creating a fantasy about an anonymous female on a football forum helps make your day pass quicker Plastic, who am I to stop you.

 

Back to the real world...

 

Lou! We are in the noms!

Don't spoil it now!!!

Check it out - 2 votes! I think we have something very special here, don't cold shoulder me

 

 

Think I love you, shall we get married at St Mary's?

 

Xxxxxxxx

[Coxford_lou]

Hi muppets, having not been about for a while, I'm confused to come back and find that Tokyo poster has been replaced by coxford girl poster. What was the agreed Muppet etiquette, are we treating her as normal? I missed the memo, someone let me know, ta.

 

Hi Spudders. Nice to meet you, I'm Louise. I'm not sure how I ended up here and I suspect a rapid retreat is soon in order. But for now, I would very much appreciate it if you did treat me as normal.

[Coxford_lou]

Lou! We are in the noms!

Don't spoil it now!!!

Check it out - 2 votes! I think we have something very special here, don't cold shoulder me

 

 

Think I love you, shall we get married at St Mary's?

 

Xxxxxxxx

 

That's not two votes, that's one, and it definitely wasn't mine. I think it's highly likely people are more annoyed by Plastic vs Louise than enjoying...

 

And I'm not going to believe your declaration unless you do it in real life. Meet you outside St Mary's before the Arsenal game? I'll be wearing a red stripey top - you can't miss me!

[Bearsy]

lou should be congratulated for coming out and being openly female, it's v.brave i wish more ppl would be as brave as lou. Everyone treat lou just like a normal bro pls & stop making marriage proposals + offering to take her up the Arse for next gunners match she does not enjoy that pls

[Bearsy]

i do really want a saintsweb wedding tho pls i will dance at ur wedding splastic pls if i am invited to ur wedding pls

[Plastic]

I think she has rejected me

 

I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny!

[pap]

I think she has rejected me

 

I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny!

 

The closest you're getting to Coxford Lou is Palm Road, mate

[Spudders]

lou should be congratulated for coming out and being openly female, it's v.brave i wish more ppl would be as brave as lou. Everyone treat lou just like a normal bro pls & stop making marriage proposals + offering to take her up the Arse for next gunners match she does not enjoy that pls

 

Hi Spudders. Nice to meet you, I'm Louise. I'm not sure how I ended up here and I suspect a rapid retreat is soon in order. But for now, I would very much appreciate it if you did treat me as normal.

 

Thanks for confirming we can be normal muppets Bear.

 

Hi Louise, welcome to muppet show back room of saintsweb. I don't post here anymore, but I might come back if I win the most missed poster of the year award

[Bearsy]

if you have kids, Lou, spudders also provides free childcare

[Coxford_lou]

I think she has rejected me

 

I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny!

 

I suggest meeting up in the real world, then you nervously move onto someone else. Chicken!

 

Though maybe you're more afraid of what your wife might think...

[Coxford_lou]

The closest you're getting to Coxford Lou is Palm Road, mate

 

Ha - good one Pap! Ah, the glamour of Palm Road. Must sound like somewhere in LA if you've not visited before.

[pap]

Ha - good one Pap! Ah, the glamour of Palm Road. Must sound like somewhere in LA if you've not visited before.

 

Lived on Outer Circle for three years during the 80s. The adventure playground rocked.

[Plastic]

Though maybe you're more afraid of what your wife might think...

 

I'm a lorry driver, multiple wives is a requirement.

 

The closest you're getting to Coxford Lou is Palm Road, mate

 

Ok I accept - bring hand cream

[Coxford_lou]

Lived on Outer Circle for three years during the 80s. The adventure playground rocked.

 

Ah, we may well have crossed paths. I was never allowed to go to the adventure playground, but the 'bumps' on the way to Sainsburys were brilliant on our bikes.

[pap]

Ah, we may well have crossed paths. I was never allowed to go to the adventure playground, but the 'bumps' on the way to Sainsburys were brilliant on our bikes.

 

I moved there in 1980. I was back on the Flower Roads in September 1983. Got some fond memories of the place, and was delighted to make contact with one of my mates from the area. Haven't spoken to him or seen him for 30 years, same with most of the Aldermoor lot really. Still remember some great times.

 

We lived at the Myrtle Road end of Outer Circle. It was a really ephemeral time. Saw things that only really existed there and then, and never saw again. "Film shows" are a great example. Some bloke with a projector coming around at birthday parties and showing the best bits of Star Wars and Superman. The adventure playground is sadly another example. It really was ace. Big area of gated woodland, interspersed with loads of (then) new-fangled obstacle courses. Spent whole summers there, swinging, climbing and occasionally falling. The other advantage of going to CAP (Coxford Adventure Playground) was that it put you on neutral ground with the Shirley Warren nippers. A lot of mates were made there.

 

Two very funny memories involving a family living at the end of the cul-de-sac in our bit of Outer Circle. Won't name or shame them.

 

Kid #1 says to his mother "Mum, I like school dinners better than your dinners". *thwack*

Kid #2 has a habit of running about in the cul-de-sac, semi-naked & commando style. We have a new and excitable dog. New and excitable dog ends up attached to Kid #2's exposed parts.

[suewhistle]

I'll have to move onto that suewhistle sort, she rinses Turkish all day long, so I think she could protect me - though her name is a bit funny!

 

OI! What's so funny about my name? Just hope that I use my tin whistle on you and not my flute! When I was younger I rather thought about the trumpet, but Alison Balsom had first choice...

 

I'm sure if you cringe enough I could protect you, but I might put on me boots and insist you clean the house. (Don't laugh guys, it works for a friend of mine..).

[pap]

I'm a lorry driver, multiple wives is a requirement.

 

Clarkson fan?

 

Ok I accept - bring hand cream

 

Think we should kill two birds with one stone here.

 

Swarfega?