Halo Stickman Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I mistook a 'c' for a 'g' and ended up having an underwhelming evening with a cobbler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I mistook a 'c' for a 'g' and ended up having an underwhelming evening with a cobbler I don't get it... Which reminds me of a joke: How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? ..... YOU DONT KNOW MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I don't get it... Which reminds me of a joke: How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? ..... YOU DONT KNOW MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!! Are you sure this is better than the post match thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I did say anything was better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I did say anything was better Well then, you're certainly being true to your word. Trouble is, I'm still feeling the pain of tonight's defeat, so have you got any more Vietnam jokes, or saucy wordplay with interchanging letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I woke up this morning with a sticky mess all down my front after (m)inge eating all the creamy tarts last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I woke up this morning with a sticky mess all down my front after (m)inge eating all the creamy tarts last night. I meant binge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I woke up this morning with a sticky mess all down my front after (m)inge eating all the creamy tarts last night. I thought you meant you were eating mince tarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2014 True story. A female acquaintance of mine – a highly-strung woman at the best of times – became particularly fraught during her pregnancy and convinced herself that somehow her baby would get mixed up with someone else’s at the hospital. The morning after the long night of the birth she woke up to find her baby lying in a cot by the side of her bed. Someone had attached a label to the cot that read “Normal Vertex”, which I understand means ‘normal delivery’ as opposed to ‘caesarean section’. Imagine the meltdown when said acquaintance misread the ‘l’ for a ‘n’ and thought someone had given her Mr and Mrs Vertex’s boy Norman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 Whether a letter is a capital or not can also make a big difference. A capital converts the act of reading into a town in Berkshire - Reading. Which is why you have to be careful with a sentence such as: "Tommy worked at the family stables and like to help his uncle Jack off his horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorne Malvo Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 My car broke down so I went round to Roger the Mechanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 My car broke down so I went round to Roger the Mechanic. Bent round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I mistook a 'c' for a 'g' and ended up having an underwhelming evening with a cobbler Last Christmas my mum forgot to order a turkey and the only thing she had for us to eat was minge It was quite nice, but not v.christmassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 omg mince! I meant mince lol ur right c+g is the worst confusion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I'm sure the bear already knows that Birmingham has just been voted one of the top men cities in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 hmm i know there's a bletch style homo joke in their somewhere, but i can't find it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 Ten. Ten, I meant ten. I'm sure all the guys in Brum are dead straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2014 hmm i know there's a bletch style homo joke in their somewhere, but i can't find it! Lols, see what you did there, Bear - you meant toke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 December, 2014 Portsea Lil wrote me a note saying she had made her fanny look nice and Christmassy Turned out she meant nanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 I like to dig my pole in nice and deep whilst riding a punt on the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 17 December, 2014 Share Posted 17 December, 2014 Sorry, that should be dip;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 18 December, 2014 Share Posted 18 December, 2014 Some of you listen to 'I'm sorry, I haven't a clue', I can tell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 December, 2014 Author Share Posted 18 December, 2014 Some of you listen to 'I'm sorry, I haven't a clue', I can tell.. Did you mean flue? PS I've never listened to that show, is it any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 18 December, 2014 Share Posted 18 December, 2014 Some of you listen to 'I'm sorry, I haven't a clue', I can tell.. A few Samantha jokes from the above: “Samantha has to nip out now with her new gentleman friend. Apparently, they've been working on the restoration of an old chest of drawers. Samantha is in charge of polishing, while he scrapes the varnish and wax off next to her." "Before I nip out with Samantha for a time honoured blow on the seafront..” "Samantha tells me it's time to let her whippet out.” "While Samantha nips out to enjoy a mouthful of Jacob's…” "So as Samantha heads off to the Highland games to admire the contestants in the caber competition, and perhaps have a go at tossing one or two herself..." “Samantha has to nip out now as she's got a new job working in the sound archive as the manager. It's her first day, so apparently she's going to give a speech in the back room and hand jobs out in the office." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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