badgerx16 Posted 12 December, 2014 Share Posted 12 December, 2014 This thread runs the risk of introducing a serious political debate into TMS, but I think the subject matter needs to be brought to the attention of Muppets everywhere : http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/dec/12/face-sitting-protest-outside-parliament-against-new-porn-rules?CMP=fb_gu A change has been made to the law that makes it illegal to include certain acts in UK produced Internet hosted 'adult' videos, including Aggressive whipping Penetration by any object "associated with violence" Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual) Urolagnia (known as "water sports") Role-playing as non-adults Physical restraint Humiliation Female ejaculation Strangulation Facesitting Fisting Is this another example of a Nanny State ? ( Provided that Nanny isnt spanking 'baby' ! ) Or is it just the Tories reducing the chances of their private activities leaking into the public domain ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 December, 2014 Share Posted 12 December, 2014 Hmm. If they didn't make them illegal I would never have known about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 12 December, 2014 Share Posted 12 December, 2014 Some I understand, but what is so bad about female ejaculation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 12 December, 2014 Share Posted 12 December, 2014 Space docking and Boston steamers still good. Facesitting and whipping no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 12 December, 2014 Share Posted 12 December, 2014 For me this is good news, now I can feel even dirtier when I watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 12 December, 2014 Share Posted 12 December, 2014 Penetration by any object "associated with violence" This one intrigues me as it is surely open to interpretation. Are they talking about the Treaty of Versailles or more like 5.56 ammunition? Either way, sounds kinky. I think I might do some more research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 Hope this is not retrospective law. Collection at stake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 How the heck do you get non-aggressive whipping? Verbal abuse? So if the actor calls him or her a "sl)t" then that's band? And as CB saints says....what's wrong with female ejaculation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 This one intrigues me as it is surely open to interpretation. Are they talking about the Treaty of Versailles ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 "Role play as non adults" does this mean Brittany spears hit my baby one more time video is now illegal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 "Role play as non adults" does this mean Brittany spears hit my baby one more time video is now illegal? I'm fairly sure that kind of thing is illegal anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 It's utterly ridiculous to ban it and absolutely a nanny-state policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 Is it legal to do them things, as long as I don't film them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 Is it legal to do them things, as long as I don't film them? Anything is legal Bear, as long as you dont film them/have any witnesses/silence the other participant(s). My old grandad told me that so it must be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 13 December, 2014 Share Posted 13 December, 2014 Goes back to my main gripe, people telling other people what to watch and not to watch. If I dont like something, I wont watch it, not call for a ban. Isnt this all to protect the underage viewers ? Why dont they focus on reducing there access ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 December, 2014 Share Posted 14 December, 2014 Is it legal to do them things, as long as I don't film them? Shut up *****! Spank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 December, 2014 Share Posted 14 December, 2014 This thread runs the risk of introducing a serious political debate into TMS, but I think the subject matter needs to be brought to the attention of Muppets everywhere : http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/dec/12/face-sitting-protest-outside-parliament-against-new-porn-rules?CMP=fb_gu A change has been made to the law that makes it illegal to include certain acts in UK produced Internet hosted 'adult' videos, including Aggressive whipping Penetration by any object "associated with violence" Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual) Urolagnia (known as "water sports") Role-playing as non-adults Physical restraint Humiliation Female ejaculation Strangulation Facesitting Fisting Is this another example of a Nanny State ? ( Provided that Nanny isnt spanking 'baby' ! ) Or is it just the Tories reducing the chances of their private activities leaking into the public domain ? bloody hell don't they want women to enjoy sex, taking all their pleasure away is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 December, 2014 Share Posted 14 December, 2014 Was just about to submit my application for The Apprentice before I read this. Had a great business plan centered around fisting videos. Now that's ruined. Thanks Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 December, 2014 Share Posted 14 December, 2014 Srsly though, what's wrong with female ejaculation? Imagine if they'd put "male ejaculation" on the list! Ridonkulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 14 December, 2014 Share Posted 14 December, 2014 I wonder how broadly the term 'verbal abuse' can be applied. Supposing one character tells another to 'f**k off' in any mainstream, non-pornographic movie. Supposing I wrote to the British film regulation authority and told them I found the film highly arousing, would it then get banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 14 December, 2014 Share Posted 14 December, 2014 I wish they would ban salad tossing...! ps and Gonzo (really fake) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 16 December, 2014 Share Posted 16 December, 2014 I remember the barber shop quartet rendition of 'Sit on My Face and tell me that you love me'. Seems that this is destined for the audio grumble scrap heap. He is the only verse I can remember, recorded for posterity. Just like the Alexandria library Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and say I love you, too I love to hear you oralise, when I'm between your thighs You blow me away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2014 Share Posted 16 December, 2014 Good God, what an appallingly poorly thought out law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 December, 2014 Share Posted 19 December, 2014 Looking at the OP, I assume this means that 50 Shades of Grey won't be released in the Cinema then. Gonna have to manage with Bearsy's Opus after all. Meanwhile, some golf http://echtlustig.com/v/512/golf-fail-compilation Oh I know you all hate golf. But these are Golf's most Epic Fails you might even smirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 20 December, 2014 Share Posted 20 December, 2014 Looking at the OP, I assume this means that 50 Shades of Grey won't be released in the Cinema then. Gonna have to manage with Bearsy's Opus after all. Meanwhile, some golf http://echtlustig.com/v/512/golf-fail-compilation Oh I know you all hate golf. But these are Golf's most Epic Fails you might even smirk.hey Phil I'd prefer you posted some of the sex acts than friggin golf.......although if only you could get the hotel room film of A certain top golfers escapade, it is loosely golf and the sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 January, 2015 Share Posted 25 January, 2015 Go web! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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