Drinking Games & Drinking Rules

[Monk]

Any help appreciated! Work night out and we need one of each!

Anything football related is a bonus!

[vince]

Your nose not being allowed inside the glass when you drink is a funny one - self explanatory, two fingers of beer if you do.

 

Jacks - standard pack of cards, shuffled. Deal out the cards face up. 1st Jack out names a shot, goes into a half pint glass, carry on dealing, 2nd jack out names another drink, which is mixed into the first (so you end up with JD and Port, for example), carry on dealing, 3rd jack out pays for the drink, carry on dealing, 4th jack out has to down the lot. That can get messy.

[Hatch]

golf ball

 

It someone gets the golfball in your drink, then you have to down it.

 

Obviously no forcing it in or anything like that. Or drinking from bottles like a teenager or a girl.

[CB Saint]

Left handed / both handed drinking - declare a period eg for the next half an hour that you can only drink with your left hand / both hands - Anyone caught has to neck whatever is left in the glass they were holding. Sounds easy.

 

I have seen someone get this wrong with a jug of pimms

[Twiggy]

As a current student... This I feel is my forte.

 

1. International drinking rules:

- Can only drink with your left hand

- Cannot say the word "mine"

-No pointing

- No names

 

2. Ring of Fire (Need deck of cards)

Ace - Waterfall - keep drinking til the person on your left stops

2 - you - choose someone to drink

3 - me - you drink

4 - wh0res - all the women drink

5 - thumbmaster - put your thumb on the table at any given time, last person to follow suit drinks

6 - d1cks - all the guys drink

7 - heaven - point upwards. last person to do so drinks

8 - mate - choose someone to drink every time you do

9 - rhyme - go round the circle rhyming, first person to mess up or take too long drinks

10 - catergories - e.g. car brands - go round the circle naming something within the category first person to mess up drinks

Jack - Rule - make a rule that lasts the entire game e.g. no hands on table break it drink

Queen - Never have I ever (or question master) - Never have i ever... could be interesting.. Question master is if you ask a question and someone answers that person has to drink

King - Pour some of your drink in the middle, last king drawn has to down the dirty pint

 

Categories:

First person starting says how many things they can name in a certain category. e.g. i can name 10 football teams. If the next person can name more then they say how many they think they can name. If they think the person before is lying, they say claim and the person has to start naming. If they fail they have to drink the number of fingers that they didn't manage to get. They succeed the person who claimed them has to down their drink.

 

Questions:

Two people sit back to back in chairs, and people begin shouting out questions to them e.g. whose tallest. If the players think that they are the tallest then they drink. However if both players drink its another 2 fingers, if no one drinks its 3 fingers. Risky again.

 

Paranoia:

Sit in a circle. Someone turns to the person next to them and whispers a question. The person who was whispered the question then points to the person around the circle that they think best suits it. If the person wants to know what the question was they have to drink.

 

Beer for Life:

Every player has to have a bit of paper stuck on the side of their glass, if its removed without them noticing they have to down the drink.

 

There are many many more but I need to continue revising...

[trousers]

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/alcohol/Pages/Effectsofalcohol.aspx

 

Edited 10 December, 2014 by trousers

[kwsaint]

God save the Queen:

 

The aim is to drop a penny in someone else's drink while they are holding it. Then everyone starts singing the national anthem and they have to down it before you finish singing. Easier for pints of beer. Harder for large amounts of spirits. Would recommend if in Scotland or Germany.

[benjii]

The toilet roll game.

 

You need an outside area for this really.

 

Each participant stands facing the rest of the group with a full pint. Ideally on a table but that's not imperative. Each participant then drops their trousers and pants to their ankles. A scrunched up length of toilet paper is inserted into each anus. It should be the same length for everyone and should go as far down as possible without touching anyone's pants.

 

The referee then lights the bottom of the toilet paper.

 

The participants are able to remove the burning length of paper from their rear entrance but only once they've downed their pint.

 

The beauty of this game lies in its unpredictability. Sometimes the bog roll goes off like a firework. The smell of burnt arse hair is always funny.

 

There is a small but significant danger of burning to a degree that is medically noteworthy.