Saint-Armstrong Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/29/graziano-pelle-southampton-italy-feyenoord?CMP=twt_gu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 all these 'destabilising' reports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 His granddad's name is Pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 He took his girl-friend to expensive restaurant for valentine's day, but she made him fetch Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's, because that is her favourite dish. She ate them at their table. In fancy restaurant. While everyone else was eating Pan-seared Foie Gras, or whatever. Chicken McNuggets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 His granddad's name is Pipe. Parker Pipe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 This girlfriend sounds like a real piece of work! He's out working or whatever, and she rings him up. She's still lazing around in bed, belly full of Chicken McNuggets: PELLE: Hello GF: Do you know what day it is? PELLE: Tuesd- What? GF: You've forgotten, haven't you? PELLE: What? GF: It's our 8 month anniversary, and you have done nothing. NOTHING! Where are my hundred roses? Where is my cake? Where are my Chicken McNuggets? I could really go for some Chicken McNuggets right now! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/nov/29/graziano-pelle-southampton-italy-feyenoord?CMP=twt_gu FFS, get the facts right. It's a 50s haircut not 60s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 This guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 This guy... has not scored for a while and the team has been a bit ropey. Need to fix both tomorrow and I hope we don't suffer from 'commentator's curse' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 Christ .... if I was female I think I'd have creamed my pantyhose reading that article. What a dreamboat!! Knowing he is superhot hetero makes me comfortable in having a Man Crush on him, replacing SRL, although I still love him dearly!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc oli Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 "Unabashedly, completely without embarrassment, he reveals how he celebrates the monthly anniversary of his relationship with his girlfriend, Viktoria. " - If I was with her I'd be celebrating each weekly anniversary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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